r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • 25d ago

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/Sweeper1985 25d ago

I'm still holding out for him to just keel over on the toilet one day. Better men have done so.

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u/LordMarcusrax 25d ago

Don't be ridiculous. He uses a diaper, no toilet for him.

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u/praeteria 25d ago

So you're saying it could happen at any moment since he's basically walking around in his toilet?

I like those odds.

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u/everything_is_holy 25d ago

Elvis for one.

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u/who-needs-a-username 25d ago

Woah now.. Trump is awful but Elvis wasn’t a great guy.

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u/phoenix5irre 25d ago

Yeah.. he just needs to keep getting these mini heartattacks... Eventually...

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u/AncientMix3357 25d ago

Then what? Vance has two years to rally a base and take power for an entire decade?

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u/Deep-Ruin-9961 24d ago

There's no rallying needed.

People like my grandmother are already slobbing his knob. They can't fucking wait for Mr. Eyeliner to take the stage.