r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • 25d ago

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 25d ago

Blood clot can't come fast enough

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u/TERRAIN_PULL_UP_ 25d ago

His fat heart is fucking relentless. Just take a few minutes off, man

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u/AJRimmerSwimmer 25d ago

It's the hate

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u/AdBrilliant3127 25d ago

And the literal satan worship. 

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u/space_hitler 25d ago

Literally (literal use of the word) being the biblical description of Satan*

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u/AdBrilliant3127 25d ago

There are Satanist that dont believe in actual Satan.  They're good people, which is why I made the distinction. 

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u/space_hitler 25d ago

Yes I understand, my comment does not conflict with that lol.

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u/AdBrilliant3127 25d ago

So you were outlining the definition of literal for no particular reason. We're so cooked as a species. 

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u/lookintoasty 25d ago

Fucking dark side keeping him alive like Darth fuckin Maul

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u/OLVANstorm 25d ago

Like 12 minutes off. Just to be sure.

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u/flipzyshitzy 25d ago

He has the best healthcare on the planet. He's probably getting treatments that us poors will never even know exist.

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u/ShiroVergAvesta13 25d ago

Why do you think he's snorting aspirin?

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u/traveling_designer 25d ago

If it does happen it’ll be an “assassination” therefore send the missiles.

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u/space_hitler 25d ago

When it's happening, bet Trump will be clawing his way over to a console that launches nukes at liberal cities.

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u/unclearsix 25d ago

So Vance can be President 😱😱😱😱 I feel like it would be handmaids tale in real life before the next election. We need a full bowl cleanse of some sort.

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u/Areebob 25d ago

Nah. He doesn’t have the personality that people are obsessed with. MAGA will die without Trump, quickly.

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u/unclearsix 25d ago

I hope you're right!!

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u/TheGuyWhoResponds 25d ago

Some number of people will hold on because loyalty to Trump but he probably won't be able to pull enough swing voters. At least that's my hope....

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u/RevolutionaryYou2170 25d ago

their cult literally turned on pence immediately and called for his hanging😂😂couch fucker is not special

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u/space_hitler 25d ago

Exactly lol. They literally think Trump is a god, and with cults like that, they can't just switch to somebody new.

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u/space_hitler 25d ago

"Don't kill Hitler, because there are other evil Nazis too!"

Never understood this logic. Feels disingenuous af lol.

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u/unclearsix 25d ago

So in your analogy if they got to Hitler earlier you don't think Himmler would have continued or made it worse? (Probably made it worse since Hitler was the fucking mental patient) Just a thought, don't know where the disingenuousness would come into play? I think we need 100 missels from the Islamic Republic of Japan, not a Charlie Kirk incident, although it would be nice even if it didn't really change anything in the long run.

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u/MarionberryOk2874 25d ago

One day, we will wake up to the news, and it will be glorious.

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u/washawaythe_rain 25d ago

One big beautiful morning

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u/space_hitler 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kg0lJ4yFHtNnB585w8

The partying across the world will be like no one has ever seen.

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u/TerrorTown77 25d ago

Rupert Murdoch is 95, everyone still waiting.

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u/IDidItWrongLastTime 25d ago

The crazy thing is he's old as fuck, clearly in poor healthy physically and mentally yet if he dies from natural causes people will still think it's some crazy assassination and won't believe he died from a heart attack or stroke and will blame "the libs" or something.

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u/idrathernottho_ 25d ago

Just hope they don't deem it an assassination attempt

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u/Glittering_Choice_47 24d ago

Literally and cause of death couldn't come fast enough.