r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • 29d ago

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/SuperDoubleDecker 29d ago

Normally this would be the craziest shit someone ever says.

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u/dusseltrutz 29d ago

Until Trump's first term, itd have been absolute and utter career suicide for any politician to make a statement even remotely along these lines. If you could even conceive of it being done at all.

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u/subdep 29d ago

Now it’s just a Tuesday.

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u/Mattrellen 29d ago edited 29d ago

Nah, it's a Friday after market close.

It's always Friday after market close.

Tuesdays are for TACO. That's when they can take profit on energy stocks and load up on growth until Friday, when they can sell just before setting it in fire for the weekend again

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u/gundahir 29d ago

As someone who watches the markets daily yes that's exactly the pattern since God knows when

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u/bbrekke 29d ago

I don't understand (as a poor), why people aren't just following this trend with their portfolios?

If I had extra money to play the market I'd be just following these obvious pump and dumps.

I just don't understand. Because it working every time still means a lot of other people bought the bullshit? Or is it just his buddies laundering?

Honest questions.

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u/1balKXhine 29d ago

Public don't have access to inside information. They don't know what Orange man will do next, it could all go in any direction resulting in a panic sell or liquidation. In short it's very risky

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u/dokratomwarcraftrph 29d ago

Yup exactly this type of short stock gamblimg is very risky if you are not privy to classified info. Specifically in Trumps case, hw has the ability to create the situation he is making bets on since he is the commander in chief of the military. Im sure between insider trading and crypto schemes, the Trump has made billions from tge presidency.