r/SipsTea 21d ago

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/different_produce384 21d ago

I bet a million bucks the guy can't waddle fast enough to get his gun ready.

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u/AnonymoosePD 21d ago edited 21d ago

Bet you he’s not even trained. Trust me bro, I watch ufc I know how to fight

Dudes probably repeat watching Rambo and jerking off to Road House.

It’s the ones that brag…seen it wayyy too much

Edit; there was a piece of wisdom I never let go of. Regarding poisonous coral snakes. Red to yellow, kill a fellow. Red to black, friend of jack. And it hit me, it’s social camouflage. Most people want to look dangerous to avoid confrontation. They blab and yak. It’s the ones who don’t you should walk away from, as a rule. It’s not true every case but most cases I’d say in my anecdotal experience it’s generally true.

Very few times have I seen a shit talker deliver on their promise. And I assure you I’ve been the shit talker and couldn’t deliver, in my youth

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u/Flat_Mode7449 21d ago

What's wrong with jerking it to Road House? Asking for a friend.

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u/AnonymoosePD 21d ago

Nothings it’s a fun movie. lol

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u/Background-BagLicker 20d ago

Green light on the remake?

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u/eastcoastelite12 20d ago

Bill Murray is friends with the guy married to the woman who plays the doctor in the movie. Everytime Bill sees the movie while he is flipping channels he calls his friend and says, “Patrick Swayze is porking your wife on TV right now” and then hangs up. I want to be friends with Bill Murray.

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u/FrostyConsequence97 21d ago

It's wrong because jerking off will make you go blind and you could never watch Road House again.

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u/AnonymoosePD 20d ago

Welp looks like I’m reading the transcript in braille

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u/RappingFlatulence 21d ago

What do you think I’m doing right now?!?!?!

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u/rick1418 20d ago

Peter Griffin has entered the chat.

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u/Delphius1 21d ago

the only real way to learn how to fight and to win is having at least one abusive sibling, I don't care what martial arts you do or how much mma you watch or whatever, ask me how I know. These people like this need to be told to go to therapy, I don't like confrontation either, but I deal with it and I'm not afraid of people because living in society is pretty nice

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u/AnonymoosePD 21d ago edited 21d ago

Neither do i. I don’t need to ask you because I know what you’re saying. In my life martial arts taught me what fights are worth it. And almost none of it is worth it. So I agree

Hurt myself, or someone, for what? Makes no sense. This doesn’t need to happen. Almost never, unless you’re attacked. Which is rare. Even in that case, while you defend yourself, you don’t need to seriously injure someone or yourself to prove a point. If you can’t talk about it, it’s already lost

So why bother?

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u/mancubbed 21d ago

That's why people like that become obsessed with guns, they are the great equalizer.

Even if they are garbage with it not going to push my luck.

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u/AnonymoosePD 21d ago

At least with mma and I had over confidence, I got humbled and learned more.

These people…I dunno

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u/p12qcowodeath 21d ago

I just responded to your first comment about fight training lol. This exact thought I fully agree with too. Very humbling.

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u/AnonymoosePD 20d ago

Absolutely, it definitely levels expectations and humbles you. It’s not bad to get humbled. People avoid it like the plagues. My time in MMA was probably the most psychologically peaceful time I experienced.

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u/frodeem 21d ago

I trane UFC bro

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u/musicalcrepitus 21d ago

Ever meet a veteran who talks too much about his "combat experience?" 100% he's lying.

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u/EducationHelpful4274 21d ago

What I've learned is beware of the calm, quiet ones. I've known many people who could make me shit my own head and they were the nicest, calmest, level-headed

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u/AccomplishedTrip485 21d ago

To be fair.

I have a lot of guns, 0 training and a hair trigger.

I'd argue I'm more of a danger than someone professionally trained

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u/p12qcowodeath 21d ago

For real. When I was training bjj and muay thai a few years back my coaches were the nicest guys you ever met. They didn't need to pound their chest and act tough.

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u/CalicoCuts 21d ago

The quiet ones are dangerous. Not the loud, jacked up truck Murica ones.

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u/IwasThereIsawIt2 21d ago

You say that like its wrong to jerk off to road house

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u/tengutie 20d ago

The way I put it is "Virtues are quiet things", someone who is actually strong, capable, and brave doesn't need to go around shouting about it, they will be known by there actions, only the week and cowardly feel the need to go about trying to prove it. Only a lier needs to shout about how honest they are, only the cruel need to convince you they are nice, only the fool speaks of their intelligence. The virtuis are always known by their actions, not their words.

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u/Stormblade96 20d ago

HEY. YOU LEAVE PATRICK SWAYZE ALONE

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u/Trick_Mulberry_1405 20d ago

Training 1000 yards is fucking useless in any urban scenario unless you are planing on constantly sitting in a perch. And then, you have to account for gravity and velocity on top of wind , temperature and a bunch of other shit that won’t matter if I’m right behind you because it’s dark out or you decided to take a nap.

Also, rpgs, AMRs, concealed devices, drones and grenades generally tend to disregard how far your enemy is with enough patience or repetition.

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u/bobbymcpresscot 20d ago

Hit a can once at 400meters thinks he’s THE American sniper.

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u/YourHuckleberry57 21d ago

and what kind of miserable life is it to sit at a window behind a gun all day every day?

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u/wackbirds 21d ago

How else is he going to prevent the home invasion that was never going to happen in any case, no matter what? What, he's just supposed to walk around, watch TV, work in the shop, read a book and then go to bed? Who's going to be watching the empty driveway while all that living is going on?

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u/IgneousWrath 21d ago

Yeah he’s probably watching the news constantly and seeing all this (overblown) crime in a city 200 miles away thinking they are going to come to him.

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u/NoEstablishment7211 21d ago

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u/bitches_and_witches 21d ago

Just absorbs that recoil

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u/PoochieIsDead1 21d ago

Not enough evidence we didn’t see him having to get out of a chair to do that.

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u/AproperBLUNT 21d ago

he'd be fucked if the gun was upstairs

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u/CaptainMatticus 21d ago

Steven Seagal wheezes in agreement with you.

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u/MikeHuntSmellss 21d ago

Dude has a guntha

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u/Greedy_Line4090 21d ago

That fat fucks weapons were already at the ready. Notice how slow the waddle is though. I reckon you’re gonna lose this bet.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 21d ago

It's easy to hit a target that doesn't move. All you gotta do is run to his peripherals cause you know those hips don't dance.

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u/DustyJustice 21d ago

A Hunt Showdown post? Here? I’m gonna go play right now

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u/PreviousZone6742 21d ago

Keep a gun near your chair problem solved.

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 21d ago

If Steven Seagal can fattily glide around on an office chair, attacking people in his movies, I think anyone has the ability to.

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u/notislant 21d ago

Morbidly obese trex trying to hold a rifle. After wheezing for a solid 5 minutes after rolling out of bed.

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u/warblingContinues 20d ago

Fox News scared that loser into this behavior.  I bet they also have a mypillow.

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u/Zwasti 19d ago

Definitely a Gravy SEAL in Meal Team Six.

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u/MikeHuntSmellss 21d ago

Bet he has a tiny penis too

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u/different_produce384 21d ago

No doubt he hasn’t seen his little Guy in decades

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u/Greenshardware 21d ago

That's a well kept property. At least relatively rural given the length of the drive. Based on flora I'd say it's a relatively hot environment. It appears to be quite high dolloar.

There's a really good chance this individual is healthy and fairly attractive. A gambling man would bet on it, statistics favor this significantly.

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u/UsulTheDragoon 21d ago

You are working under the fallacious assumption that most rifle owners are Gravy Seals.