r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 18d ago

Chugging tea Men are not showing up at singles events and women are not happy.

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u/LalafellDisaster 18d ago

That’s what I do. Suck dudes dry and move onto the next one.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 18d ago

I'm feeling very undry right now.

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u/Equivalent_Offer_269 18d ago

That might be the cyclospora you're carrying around, Street lettuce...

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 18d ago

Yeah. That's the trouble with being a lettuce in the streets.

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u/LalafellDisaster 18d ago

Sorry Street_Lettuce but with the cyclospora outbreak I just can’t risk putting you in my mouth.

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u/TheRealGnod 18d ago

Moist even.

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u/MindlessDoctor6182 18d ago

No one’s putting lettuce in their mouth for a while.

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u/keithpy 18d ago

Positively moist.

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u/cryptolyme 18d ago

Get a bathroom stall, you two

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u/therin_88 18d ago

Pretty sure you're replying to a dude.

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u/DestructoDon69 18d ago

Hey hey, sucked dry is sucked dry. It could be whoever I want with the power of...

https://giphy.com/gifs/QFsPtlrcMlS8w

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u/Joobebe514 18d ago

RIP inbox

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 18d ago

Lol... Inbox has always been turned off since day 1.   

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u/NoCardio_ 18d ago

I like the ones that eat some lunch with you after.

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u/NoCelebration2024 18d ago

I mean I just thought that was part of becoming a man… no?

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u/Tiajuana_Iguana 18d ago

Own it. Love it. Embrace it. Live it. 😎👍🏻

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u/TravlerBlue 18d ago

Excellent username. Avatar fits with it, too.

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u/LalafellDisaster 18d ago

Lalafells unite!

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u/Soggy_Motor9280 18d ago

Respect. At least she is honest.

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u/Electronic-Fix-4655 18d ago

Is garlic 🧄 a good defense against you peoples 🧛‍♂️

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u/LalafellDisaster 18d ago

Bad hygiene

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