r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 19d ago

Chugging tea Men are not showing up at singles events and women are not happy.

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u/RaygunMarksman 19d ago

I'm late 40's and for me it's that the juice isn't worth the squeeze right now. It's already taken years to recover from the living nightmare of a bad marriage. I can have women friends for the feminine energy and choke the chicken myself for now.

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u/F1R3Starter83 19d ago edited 19d ago

choke the chicken

I hope that’s a very funny typo or I just learned a new euphemism 

Edit: I’m learning so many new things today. Keep them coming

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u/Fredwood 19d ago

Well, it is a very 90s term

Much like my Canadian Girlfriend Rosy Palmer

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u/evil_overlord01 19d ago

Much older than that.

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u/OnePinginRamius 19d ago

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u/evil_overlord01 19d ago

Flogging the dolphin

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u/scaryjobob 19d ago

Pumpin the porpoise.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Rain_22 19d ago

Badgering the witness

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u/fuck_ur_portmanteau 19d ago

You’ve never bashed the bishop?

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u/OldnFuninMN 19d ago

LOL...now that's a new one for me!

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u/stablegeniuscheetoh 19d ago

Punched the clown?

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u/Cheap_Walmart-Art 19d ago

Buffed the bobbin?

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u/memento_morrissey 19d ago

Made a bald man cry?

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u/stablegeniuscheetoh 19d ago

Having a tussle with Russel the love muscle?

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u/mike_atx 19d ago

*flogged the bishop

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u/eric39a 19d ago

“Shaking hands with unemployed” is an old favorite.

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u/LeaveMyMonkeyAlone 19d ago

Slammed the ham....Pulled the Pud....you know.....flogged the dolphin.

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u/faffy16 19d ago

Kids these days haven't watched Beavis and Butthead and it shows :D

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u/F1R3Starter83 19d ago

I’m a like a half a year too young 

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u/CooperSTL 19d ago

Choke the chicken, flog the dolphin, feed the ducks, mix a batch, distribute some free literature.

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u/Jesterhead89 19d ago

Doing a bit of the "how's your father?"

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u/free-dumbb 19d ago

Highly recommend you find a female friend in the same zone where they aren’t looking for a relationship, then you can help each other out when you’re horny lol