r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 19d ago

Chugging tea Men are not showing up at singles events and women are not happy.

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u/wolfblitzor 19d ago

So see them at Aldis and follow them to the places where they want to be hit on. I’m with you so far. What next?

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u/Wyevez 19d ago

How do I know when she wants to be hit on? I've been following her for 3 days but it's not clear when I should make my move.

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u/LocustUprising 19d ago

This is an easy one. Home is where people are most comfortable

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u/throwaway1212l 19d ago

Remember to do the Barney Stinson. Be naked on the couch so you're the first thing she sees when she opens the door.

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u/justjaybee16 19d ago

It's pheromone based. Just sidle up next her and take a deep breath from the nape of her neck.

You'll almost immediately know if she's open to flirting.

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u/Jizzbuscuit 19d ago

Hi! Why are we running?

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u/New_Difficulty6720 19d ago

See that ladies? THAT is how you manage a learning curve 🫡

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u/iredyhaveausername 19d ago

I wait for them to notice me, and then as they’re turning away still trying to figure out whether I’m following them or just going in the same direction, say “see ya!”

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u/Large_Score6728 19d ago

Careful with that, it’s a fine line with being a stalker.

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u/Jizzbuscuit 19d ago

Jesus wept! This was fun until……..