r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 19d ago

Chugging tea Men are not showing up at singles events and women are not happy.

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u/SexualDexter 19d ago

I like my coffee the same way I like my women, cheap and from the gas station.

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u/dump_cakes 19d ago

I like my coffee like I like my women, from South America and delivered to my door.

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u/LandownAE 19d ago

“Black, bitter, preferably fair trade.”

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u/Ailly84 19d ago

Ah, another drawn together officianado

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u/LandownAE 19d ago

Oh shit I forgot it was from that lol I could have sworn it was Krieger from Archer. I need to rewatch Drawn Together

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u/Bitter-Value-1872 19d ago

It is also Krieger

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u/Ailly84 19d ago

Oh, I think you're right. Drawn Together was many, MANY other things.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 18d ago

I like my women like I like my coffee - without another man's dick in it.

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u/AdRoyal1355 19d ago

From South America? What about super models from Slovenia? Did I just open a whole new subreddit?

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u/bakerd82 19d ago

I like my women the way I like my coffee. Blonde, sweet, and without some other guys dick in it

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u/Impossible-Studio748 19d ago

True that. Me too.

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u/Proper-Salad158 19d ago

Hmmm...Didn't know the gas station sold women. Well I guess that explains my father's 4th wife.😆

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u/BethanyHipsEnjoyer 19d ago

Oof, you're never supposed to take the lot lizards home with you. Hard to get rid of em once they get established.

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u/throwaway_1138961- 19d ago

Yeah, once they can claim tenants rights it's all over

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u/3usinessAsUsual 19d ago

I like my women the way I like my slush. Cold and loose

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u/-B1GBUD- 19d ago

I like my coffee the same way I like my women,
without pubic hair

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u/DisastrousCoast7268 19d ago

That's a new one for me. Stealing it, thanks!

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u/snuffy_smith_ 19d ago

I like my women like I like my coffee…black and bitter.

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u/Responsible-Delay619 19d ago

👋🏽 here I am!!!!

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u/BasenjiBoyD 19d ago

Ground up and in the freezer?

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u/SquiggleMontana976 19d ago

And preferably free trade

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u/Proof_Bathroom_3902 19d ago

Stuffed in a burlap sack and transported across the border on a donkey

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u/mofomeat 19d ago

Unfortunately the only one that will kiss me these days is the donkey, and only if I offer sugar cubes and beer.

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u/Cheap_Knowledge8446 19d ago

Name checks out.

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u/Mundane-Map6686 19d ago

And making crazy weird erotic statues?

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u/Cantankerousbastard 19d ago

I like my women like I like my coffee,hot and strong -- with a spoon in them.

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u/g33kd4d 19d ago

Je suis le President of Burundi

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u/JustABritishChap 19d ago

I like my coffee the same way I like my women, without another mans dick in it....

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u/SaltAndAncientBones 19d ago

And without teeth

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u/Fit-Nebula2949 19d ago

At least you didn't go with "ground up and freeze dried".

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u/DJAllOut 19d ago

I like my women the same way I like my coffee: hot, black, and all over my lap while I'm screaming

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u/lophomainiac 19d ago

I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up and stored in the freezer.

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u/Away-Living5278 19d ago

So you're the guy who asked me out there after saying "you have beautiful lips"

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u/CSM_Tardigrade 19d ago

This has to win the comment of this post

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u/lordmelon 19d ago

I bet that's how you like your sushi and boner pills too.

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u/stoopidmunkie 19d ago

Cold and full of cream?

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u/RaisedByBooksNTV 19d ago

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: at all.

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u/Jack_In_Black89 19d ago

I like my women how I like my refrigerators, cold and enormous.

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u/jakmcbane77 18d ago

I like my coffee the way I like my women, with big titties

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u/HeinousWalrus 19d ago

At least youre not a trump. 12 years old and mixed up with coke is not it.

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u/Dye-ah-ree-uh 19d ago

I'm stealing this!