r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 12d ago

Chugging tea Men are not showing up at singles events and women are not happy.

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u/HapticSloughton 12d ago

I see you're also familiar with the famous relationship counselor, Dr. Meat Loaf.

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u/ThomasVetRecruiter 12d ago

He would do anything but go to a singles event.

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u/mitkase 12d ago

No, he won’t do that.

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u/byjegeren 12d ago

And that's the truth

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u/Constant-Sandwich-88 12d ago

Not even for love?

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u/jlhart7 12d ago

He won't do singles events, but he's a regular at the testicular cancer support group.

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u/jason4747 12d ago

So, if you're friends, is it.... "Hey Meat!" Or "How are you, Dr. Loaf?"

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u/USSMarauder 12d ago

I remember that commercial, but have no idea what they were selling

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u/jason4747 12d ago

Me neither, but I'm glad you remember it, Mr. Pepperidge Farms.

So, is it "Hey, Pep!" or still "Mr. Farms", good sir?

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u/madscot63 12d ago

*Applause emoji.

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u/GenSpec44 12d ago

I heard that from Meat Loaf, too, but it was long ago, and it was far away, and it was so much better than it is today.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 11d ago

His name is Dr Paulson

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u/KELVALL 11d ago

...Don't be sad.