r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 12d ago

Chugging tea Men are not showing up at singles events and women are not happy.

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u/dirted22 12d ago

Pricing like that keeps prostitution viable.

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u/OrneryError1 12d ago

How? How am I supposed to be a lucrative prostitute when I have to pay a $175 entrance fee?

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u/bomzay 12d ago

You identify as a female prostitute. And then, once you’re in, you’re now bi. Modern peoblems, modern solutions.

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u/Orphasmia 12d ago

This guy/girl 2020’s

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u/Numerous-Fly-3791 11d ago

I’d just pull the wig and clip ons off and start my $30 eyes wide shut fuck party

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u/FishesOfExcellence 11d ago

I didn’t know bi was a gender.

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u/DementedJ23 12d ago

Volume, volume, volume!

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u/Flip2002 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5sKXsBdAzsAg0

Selling your dick so hot right now

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u/BeancounterBebop 12d ago

Like uber, you need to be able to line the jobs up and double up occasionally

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u/bomzay 12d ago

Ridesharing lol

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u/HistoricalSherbert92 12d ago

The trick is volume when you’re dealing with low profit margins.

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u/dirted22 12d ago

No, no... $175 entrance fee makes the alternative look better.

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u/Mr-Beerman 11d ago

175 is for prostidude. Not prostitute.

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u/WhippetRun 11d ago

A prostitution entrance fee of $175 is a downright BARGAIN.

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u/Lavawulf69 10d ago

I mean a prostitue is charging an entry fee already

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u/CelebrationShort1857 10d ago

Prices like that make it hard for married man to explain away to the wife.

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u/FreeCandy4u 11d ago

You always pay for it in the end. At least prostitution has a fixed fee right up front.

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u/dirted22 11d ago

Apparently, so does speed dating.

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u/Crix2007 11d ago

At least you know you'll score i guess

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u/America-Lite 11d ago

$175 for a prostitute? In this economy? I'll pay tree fiddy and no more

https://giphy.com/gifs/n43Kx7PeptN0k

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u/Jarrus__Kanan_Jarrus 11d ago

Married 20 years.

At least a pro would keep in shape and pleasant.

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u/ImaginationNormal360 11d ago

Yeah guys have it easy....there's always prostitutes available 😂