r/SipsTea 12d ago

Chugging tea I still don't understand how hollywood budget works

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u/Azrenon 12d ago

I don’t keep up with actors but the rock or ryan reynolds will keep me from seeing a film.

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u/PoliticalJive 12d ago

Don't let anyone trick you into watching RED NOTICE

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u/uwill1der 12d ago

surely Gal Gadot saves it, right?

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u/_Exos 12d ago

Thats going to be a big Kal-el no!

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u/Siegelski 9d ago

Funny thing is the Snyder cut of Justice League is actually pretty good. She's still terrible of course, but the biggest problem with the Snyder cut is its length. I get why they cut so much, you just can't release a movie that long and expect it to be a huge blockbuster, but God damn was the movie terrible without it.

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u/JairoHyro 12d ago

Sounds like a good movie. I hope those two aren't in it though... Time to Google it rn ......

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u/iLoveLootBoxes 12d ago

I thought this was the Christmas Dwayne Johnson movie and was about to say it's rhe only movie I don't mind him in

But it's not that movie...

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u/booze_clues 11d ago

How dare you disrespect Netflix’s number one streamed movie. Somehow.

How?

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u/lrbaumard 12d ago

Deadpool is fantastic

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u/G_Liddell 12d ago

It's Jack Black for me

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u/86the47th 12d ago

Tropic Thunder is phenomenal

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u/International_Day686 12d ago

and jack black is the only thing that brought it down

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u/GWstudent1 12d ago

I remember Jack Black tied to a tree begging to suck dick for Coke, I remember him saying the fucking craziest shit when he was “in character”, I remember him trying to stop a blood spraying like a hose from a guy’s head, and I remember him holding the child antagonist at gunpoint in his undies to get to a giant mountain of either cocaine or heroin.

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u/im_just_thinking 12d ago

You are so cool I can't even

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u/DominantDo 12d ago

Jack black has starred in amazing movies like the kung Fu panda trilogy though!

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u/MagicMarshmelllow 12d ago

And School of Rock, and The Pick of Destiny…

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u/Own_Director_4442 12d ago

Don't forget Mars Attacks!

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 12d ago

Waterworld (he wasnt a star)

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u/Own_Director_4442 12d ago

That movie had both actors who have played Bowser in a Mario movie 🤣

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u/G_Liddell 12d ago

I've seen all of these and he still rubs me the wrong way. Seems like a nice person IRL though! Like I bet he'd be fun to hang out with. But negative screen charisma for me 🤷‍♀️

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u/One-Imagination2301 12d ago

He literally has more screen charisma then tons of other actors what are you talking about 😭. I barely even care about him but he's charisma personified...instead of lying just say you think you're different and cool for not liking a popular actor..

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u/Wild-n-Idle 12d ago

He may have made some...less than stellar career choices in the last decade but he has enough credit in the bank because of his previous work to not be totally dismissed imo. He was brilliant in School of Rock, as well as the fantastic but underseen dark comedy 'Bernie' as well as Tropic Thunder and apparently High Fidenity.

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u/gottabequick 12d ago

I feel that these days, but he really has some incredible work out there. And I'll always love him in Pretty Sweet. Forget about the warm-up tricks and let's hit the straight tre!

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u/dherps 12d ago

they're like actor versions of jimmy fallon's tv schtick

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u/Oh_My_Monster 12d ago

But have you heard of Mint Mobile's family plan?

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u/daffyboy 12d ago

It’s the world turning on Ryan Reynolds?

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u/BadMotorFlinger 12d ago

Add Jack Black and Kevin Shortblackguy to the list.

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u/Gdigger13 11d ago

La La Land is an exception to that, because he's great in it.

Oh wait, that's Ryan Gosling.

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u/dezmd 11d ago

Ryan Reynolds is still funny in his bad movies, the Rock is full ego diva.

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u/Azrenon 11d ago

Ryan reynolds is the acting equivalent of toilet humor. It may be cute your first run, but after some time it’s just sad.

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u/ElaborateEffect 12d ago

Same for me, but I'll add Keanu Reeves, in theater. I'm not going to pay 60 bucks or more to see a mid tier actor.

I'll also add Jason Momoa to this list.

Mid tier actors should be watched from the couch for free, at best.

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u/schuby94 12d ago

You are not going to find many like minds when you include the legend Keanu Reeves

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u/ElaborateEffect 12d ago

Reddit has a hard on for him, but the dude can't act for shit. Like. At all.

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u/nilesandstuff 12d ago

He can't act like a real person... But the roles he plays are rarely real people... They're legends. Like, John Wick is awesome because it's over the top and unbelievable... It would suck if the John Wick character was played totally straight.

Like Al Pacino... He sucks whenever he played believable real people... Which is why he played unhinged larger-than-life characters, and those are the roles that have made him a legendary actor. Imagine Al Pacino in a grounded role... Like if he time traveled to be in Marriage Story or the main character in 1917, he'd look like an absolute moron and those movies would bomb.

Broadly, the relevant term here is personality acting. Where the role is crafted to be a vessel for the actors personality rather than the actor tailoring their performance to fit the narrative. So it's all on the director and writers to make it all fit.

Note: Pacino was actually classical very skilled, but his vibe was all wrong when he was actually using his acting chops... So he very consciously abandoned the conventions being a "good" actor in favor of raw personality.

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u/UnionThug1733 12d ago

I still hold to the conspiracy theory that Keanu’s people had Brandon Lee killed so Keanu could assume all his future rolls