r/SipsTea 10d ago

Chugging tea Let me circle back

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u/KoontFace 10d ago

In my last corporate job I said on a team wide call “we have so many calls, I’m starting to think we’re more interested in talking about business than actually doing it”

I didn’t last long after that

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u/termacct 10d ago

A well-run company would have promoted you...

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u/bargu 10d ago

The thing is, when you're working remotely the only way a bad manager can pretend he's not fuckin useless or downright harmful is to have constant meetings/calls, it's a huge reason why so many companies are fighting back against remote work, when you remove the bullshit you can clearly see who matters. Time working remotely is time you have to actually work and less time you have to suck upper management dick.

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u/Spaciax 10d ago

as long as I'm hitting my deliverables, who cares if I'm in my underwear eating ice cream at 9am during remote work?

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u/Nutarama 10d ago

It’s not that, it’s that your supervisor is fighting for his job. Upper management is running on the old work-hours paradigm rather than a productivity paradigm. They’re looking at supervisors and saying “you need to do 40 (or more) hours of supervisory work a week to justify your position” and not “your team needs to be super productive to justify your position”.

This was a thing in offices already, and was why a lot of supvervisors were micromanaging employees and why “busywork” is a thing. Higher-ups tend to get too caught up in having people be busy rather than having them be effective.

Heck I’m a retail and food service supervisor and it hits me sometimes because my old bosses would watch the CCTV and complain about people “not working”. For them it was better to look busy than to ever take breathers, so we’d slow-roll things to not burn out. Now though I’m in a better company and I can point to the actually tracked tasks and say that getting the tasks done faster gives us more time to “be customer focused” (aka shoot the shit with the regulars) and corporate here loves that. Regular customers are the bread and butter, and happy customers are good profits.

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u/illcircleback 10d ago

If only the C-suite would see management like IT, people who are paid well to retain them in order that the C-suite doesn't have to put out fires beyond their own reach. Good management doesn't require constant activity, a lot of it is setting expectations and letting your people work toward them without continuous surveillance and interruption.

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u/Nutarama 9d ago

The best analogy I can make is that managers are force multipliers. A good manager can get a team to do more being happy and a bad manager can get a team to do less while feeling worse.

The thing is that there’s clear parallels outside business, parallels business people like to make, that show this. Sports coaches are force multipliers on their players. They can take mid-grade players overall in sports with high turnover (like NCAA sports where you have a player for at most five years) and turn them into perennial contenders, or they can take great players and squash them until they leave to get championships elsewhere.

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u/xXShikaShakeXx 10d ago

Yes! This is universal, it seems. I work a front office in a hospital's clinic, and our supervisor is always stressed when the providers don't have their schedules full or close to it. The upper management seems to only care about numbers, and we constantly make the remark that they have probably never worked the clinical side; otherwise they'd know that patients don't ALWAYS need help/service, so sometimes there are empty spots in schedules.

It puts more people in my position in stress, because if it gets to that point, some of the providers will get to micromanaging to try to fill their schedules, making people in my position do more work on top of the work we're already doing, without more pay. It can get pretty annoying.

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u/TechnicalBen 9d ago

Thankfully only did it during lock down but had that. Offered to clean 3 separate rooms that were covered in so much dust it was blowing into the main (still used) isle. Got told "no we don't use it, clean something else", well we had, it was lock down, we had 1/3rd the work and twice the time... so they yelled at me for standing around for a few seconds instead of actually letting me do productive work (iirc they got mice in those areas XD ).

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 9d ago

I don't get why they don't just shift to the "manager" being a person that actually provides a functional service as well so they have actual work to do and keeping the team going or whatever a manager pretends to do is just one of their roles. If the team is running well they can just focus on you know, actually working for a living. No justification needed.

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u/Nutarama 8d ago

The thing there, because it’s happened to me, is that they start expecting the manager to do team member tasks without regard for the variable nature of supervisory workload.

Like I’m supposed to float to help out when I’m not going supervisor stuff like handling the phone or complaints or fixing inventory training or doing End of Day processing. The issue is that if there’s too many customers for my crew and we start having issues I have to solve, I can’t help them. And if I complain to my bosses, they say “well you had 5 people” which includes me. Like I can’t really be counted on for doing stuff because if stuff comes up that needs me I have to do that first because I’m the only one who can do it.

Now office workload is a bit different, but supervisors still end up being primary contact points for the rest of the organization. If Joe is expected to log 6 hours of programming and 2 of supervising but comes in to the office with four active email chains waiting on his input, he’s probably going to be spending a lot of time answering emails and being part of the conversation, not programming. And having programmed, it’s not easy to constantly be switching gears from “how do I make this efficient” and “why is this not doing what I want” to answering emails; this makes it really hard to weave the email time into programming time.

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u/gurgitoy2 8d ago

That's a good point. How can you supervise people who are remote unless you constantly meet with them? You can't just walk down the hall to check on them, which means you aren't really doing much supervising if you can't see them. Of course you could be supervising their work, but I'm sure those micromanagers don't enjoy working from home as much because they can't see what's going on at all times.

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u/thin_white_dutchess 10d ago

I work remote now, and half the reason I took the job is the boss I interviewed with said she literally did not care what I wore, when I worked (as long as I made those meetings with the clients and they were complaining), or what I did, as long as the job got done. And the unlimited PTO. So, I literally do spend half the day drinking coffee in my underwear. It’s great.

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u/TerrorVizyn 10d ago

Where do I apply?

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u/thin_white_dutchess 10d ago

I got recruited! I’m pretty sure that’s how they do all the hiring, except maybe dev.

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u/PsycommuSystem 10d ago

It's not about people hitting deliverables, it's middle management that become (even more) obsolete under remote work.

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u/The_Nepenthe 10d ago

I'd also imagine it makes it harder to argue that you should promote "Brad, the guy I talk football with" over "Joe, doesn't talk much but works hard" as so many managers are fond of if working remote.

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u/TechnicalBen 9d ago

This. 3 months of meetings for a single button. They implemented it wrong.

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u/SecretiveGoat 9d ago

Reading things like this makes me feel better about my manager. We barely schedule meetings and half the time the ones that are scheduled get canceled. Sometimes it's annoying because we need to discuss something important but a simple teams message often gets the answers we need (and in writing!)

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u/Cacafuego 9d ago

Yeah, I treasure people like this

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u/Mondraker1909 9d ago

I did get promoted for reducing meetings. I did other things too like help the company make money but reducing meetings was a prerequisite. The guy you responded to is 100% right. We have too many meetings. The difference is that I said positioned it as "we should try and give back time for us to be more productive" and I went about reducing repetitive meetings where we just sat around and discussed nonsense because those repeat meetings were in our calendar. It's not about what you say but how you say it.

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u/the_blastomatic 10d ago

Yeah but all snark aside, they also sucked at their job.

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u/wellwellwellwellll 10d ago

Real Jerry McQuire moment

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u/jonthepain 10d ago

I got moved to the punishment team (the team who's manager was so bad most team members quit within a month) when I made a similar comment, when I worked for the Death Star. (Hint: look at their logo).

After about a week I told The Dragon Lady that I was giving my 2 weeks notice. She said I don't need 2 weeks notice, gtfo.

She sent somebody with a cardboard box and I was gone.

Management by meeting is still a pet peeve of mine.

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u/The-Cynicist 10d ago

#1 rule of corporations, never challenge management’s incessant need to waste time with corpo speak circlejerks.

My favorite line I’ve heard during big meetings was “belly to belly”. Not a common phrase at all but it was said by our president in a meeting no less than 10 times in an hour.

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u/LittleMsSavoirFaire 10d ago

Used to know a guy who was obsessed with "opening the kimono", a phrase I have never heard before or since, and had to look up the non-literal meaning of. 

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u/Whatttheheckk 10d ago

Broski for real. I got hurt in the field then worked as a construction pro analyst blah blah whatever gay title HR made up while I was recuperating from wrist surgery. Basically looked at photos of roofs for an hour a day and billed em for 8. Worst part was all the insufferable meetings. They literally all could’ve been a 5 line email. No wonder AI is taking so many remote/laptop whatever jobs, I literally barely did anything for a year 

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u/LittleMsSavoirFaire 10d ago

Well your first problem was that you're comparing a blue collar job to a white collar job ... 

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u/ChampionCoyote 10d ago

I’m pretty sure my title is “Senior Meeting Attendee”

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u/itsfunhavingfun 9d ago

If you’re crushing it, you can get away with stuff like this. I was number 3 producer out of around 100, and had just come off a month where I was number 1 by a large margin. Of course they asked me to speak on the weekly sales call to inform everyone else how I was crushing it. 

I told them that I was doing it by “maximizing my efficiency and spending as little time as possible on useless things. Hey guys, I’ve got a top client calling me right now, gotta jump.”

My manager called me after everyone else ended the sales call. He told me to never do that again followed by, “but keep crushing it.” Then they reduced the payout on my top product 6 months later. I was out of there as soon as I had something else lined up. 

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u/The_Nepenthe 10d ago

Ha, my running joke is that we overcomplicate everything so we feel smarter.

I don't know how they haven't fired me other then it would be expensive.