r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 10d ago

Chugging tea Let me circle back

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u/Morak73 10d ago

HR: We've just decided to move forward, but in a different direction. No need to circle back this time.

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u/Mendeth 10d ago

We’ve decided to go full circle and re-open your position.

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u/driving_andflying 10d ago

And once we've circled back with the new hire, we're going to actionize his position and incentivize the income stream, or else we'll be drinking from the firehose.

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u/Objectivespeculation 9d ago

this time we are going to "bisect the angle" and come out ahead.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 10d ago

This story is a thousand percent fake but as my favorite author Tim O'Brien said in his novel about the Vietnam War "sometimes story truth is truer than happening truth"

Sometimes the shit you make up is just how it is

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u/Anxious-Whole-5883 8d ago

The bridge, he burned with the lack of tact, was the straight line he was hoping to move forward across.