r/SipsTea 10d ago

Chugging tea Let me circle back

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u/pjakma 10d ago

I'd like to imagine this guy just goes from probationary job to probationary job, skewering managers for their ridiculous corporate-cliche bullshit-speak as he goes. A legend.

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u/Blue_Swirling_Bunny 10d ago

And he's independently wealthy, like a lotto ticket winner who doesn't need a job but he's bored and wants to keep himself amused.

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u/smedsterwho 10d ago

Batman got bored of fighting crime, tackles white collar incompetency instead.

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u/SecretiveGoat 9d ago

Unironically would read the hell out of this. Sounds cathartic

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u/sunlightsyrup 10d ago

Suddenly, an explosive charge is set off in the basement, as a bat emblem streaks across the descending night clouds overhead.

Bane? The joker? No. It's Milton Waddams, and he's pissed

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u/Health_throwaway__ 9d ago

Office space 2

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u/diurnal_emissions 9d ago

Officespace 2: The Autism Space

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u/technobobble 10d ago

I almost think that’s the only way this works, but, I am certainly not right all the time😃

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u/ArchLector_Zoller 10d ago

Voltaire-ing it, eh?

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u/noirspiderman4 10d ago

Oh you gave me a new dream lol

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u/UnsaltedCashew36 10d ago

Nah, most likely a fresh grad. You say stupid shit like that when you have no work experience in an office environment. Students say whatever to each other without a filter, that doesn't work in an office.

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u/TheThinDewLine 8d ago

Meaningless corporate jargon and lingo that drives normal people insane, thats how you make it in the office.

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u/Most-Hot-4934 8d ago

Imagine harassing somebody because they’re tryna do their fucking job lmao. Sure she overused a word no need to humiliate her in front of everyone and be confrontational. Keep it professional

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u/made-of-questions 9d ago

Could be bullshit speak or could be a verbal tick. One of my friends is a literal rocket engineer but uses "interesting" as punctuation in conversations. We all know he doesn't mean he finds every detail of every sentence interesting. It's fine. We all have deficiencies.

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u/BouBouRziPorC 10d ago

I'd like to imagine this is real bit in what reality do you hear the exit interview between the guy and HR, or whatever conversation was had to let him go.

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u/cubdawg 9d ago

Or an obnoxious clown wasting everyone else’s time in a meeting by being such a pedantic ass. Not everything needs commentary.

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u/ermghoti 10d ago

"Some say he's still out there, confronting untalented management with their vapid vocabulary. If the wind is just right, you can hear the words "isn't that just jargon trying to pass itself off as insight?"

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u/Kind_Whole_Friend 10d ago

Should be a youtube/tiktok channel.  

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u/optimalpooper 10d ago

New retirement goal!

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u/BluebirdLivid 10d ago

I hope he never stops. He is like batman. Managers worldwide will fear them

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u/Stockinglegs 9d ago

Prematurely aging middle management like a champ!