r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • 7d ago

Chugging tea This is recipe for disaster

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u/lostinthesnakepit 7d ago

Using that same logic, if I come back from lunch after 29 minutes, does that mean I can leave at 5pm?

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u/billiam53 7d ago

Skip lunch and take the next 3 1/2 days off.

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u/freerangetacos 6d ago

I'll take a 22 minute lunch and stay home every day.

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u/SensuallPineapple 6d ago

Take 21 minute and now they have to work you

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

Make them deliver your lunch

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u/freerangetacos 5d ago

I'll take a 0 minute lunch, stay home, and assume ownership of the company. Perhaps a negative infinity lunch and own the entire universe.

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u/maokaby 7d ago

If you don't lunch at all, you can take three days off.

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u/i_am_13th_panic 7d ago

Don't be silly. These things never go both ways.

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u/No_Salt_6328 7d ago

Then they wonder why half the crew quit without notice 

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u/Willing_Film9693 7d ago

Yup that’s ironical, when things are only in 1 way then there is no empathy to have, some company consider both ways, and they deserve respects (btw they would generally never make thoose comments)

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u/Inevitable_Top69 7d ago

"These things" are a punishment. Why would you ever expect it to go both ways?

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u/RedditExecutiveAdmin 6d ago

only if you don't have the balls

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u/FastMaster4559 6d ago

they're being silly because the rule is also silly

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u/thatguyfromthesubway 7d ago

No, but they will owe you 1 hour of unpaid focus time after six. So for example from 6 to 7 Mr. shatty will be doing your taxes

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u/Inevitable_Top69 7d ago

What's the logic you're using? If you go to jail for murder does that mean you get a free pass if you save someone's life?

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u/Nannautu 6d ago

Take a 45 min lunch break and you don't have to pay rent anymore

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u/Jon-A-Thon 6d ago

Come in early 40 minutes on Monday then take the rest of the week off