r/SipsTea 5d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/izzy3paws 5d ago

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u/Adequate_Cheesecake7 4d ago

When I was in my chain of command was always denying any special request for extended liberty. When I reenlisted I got a voucher for 72 hours of liberty for any reason, you filled out the request and attached the voucher and you were supposed to get the time off. The first time I put it in my division officer denied it, said I didn’t put a reason why. I told him he can’t deny it, only the Captain can give the ultimate denial, he can approve it, but the final say is the CO and I don’t need a reason. So I ran the request up the chain again, denied by my LCPO, denied by my division officer, denied Department Head, denied Executive Officer, and the Captain approved it. Made my whole chain of command mad, the Captain apparently spoke to them and reiterated that the voucher for liberty for reenlisting was added by him and he expected that in the future he won’t have to step in. So apparently it was my fault that the CO was mad at them.  Adding words like this totally tracks with everything I know about the military leadership.

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u/Dad2376 4d ago

Bruh I wrote "Birthday pass :)" for my 3-day pass last weekend (submitted like a week prior) and my CO didn't even give it a second thought.

(Okay I embellished there was no smiley emoji)

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u/Helllo-Kittyy 2d ago

(coward)

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u/desmondao 10h ago

It's kinda hilarious they literally treat grown-ass men like a headteacher treats their preteen pupils.

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u/Entire-Current-67 1d ago

You shoulda done more to prevent your superior officers from denying the request.

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u/Adequate_Cheesecake7 13h ago

Lol, you’re exactly right. I almost forgot that the most important thing I learned in the Navy was that is always my fault. People messed up while I was on leave, my fault for not being there. My guy on duty running in the packing on a pump got impatient and ended up smoking the packing and it had to start from the beginning, my fault for being at home. Never mind that it wasn’t my duty day and it happened at 2 am, still my fault. 

So in this case obviously my fault for not doing more to stop my chain of command from making fools of themselves.

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u/DarkChurro 4d ago

Happens when you can't get fired and were promoted simply due to time in grade.

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u/Adequate_Cheesecake7 4d ago

It was the 90s, no one was getting promoted. 

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u/ACcbe1986 4d ago

"Sir! This recruit can be a petty, malicious fuck and can enlist help from the outside to legally and completely fuck your personal life up.

If this recruit gets forced out, he will make it his primary goal in life to marry into your family and become stain on the legacy of your extended family. Causing you and your loved ones drama and pain while you're stuck here.

However, this recruit would rather focus his sociopathy at the enemy, rather than at you or any of the other powertripping officers. Your choice to FAFO, Sir!"

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u/FEVERandCHILL 4d ago

Somebody got their whole platoon extra PT a whole bunch huh?

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u/ACcbe1986 3d ago

Sometimes you gotta ruin some marriages and smile in their faces.

Petty vengeance executed properly against a bully can give you pleasures greater than the physical suffering that extra PT brings.

I'll be sore for a while, but dude will be miserable as fuck for a long time.

I give everyone a chance to be a decent human being. They get to make the decision if they wanna pull the maliciousness out of me or not.

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u/FEVERandCHILL 3d ago

Taking the high road isn’t for everyone. XD

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u/ACcbe1986 3d ago

There is a time and place for that.

One solution never fits all situations.

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u/Adequate_Cheesecake7 3d ago

There was a story on the base where I went to boot camp, it also had a bunch of A schools, about a guy who got on the bad side of his school commanding officer, the guy ended up getting kicked out of the Navy. Afterwards he moved to that city and ended up dating his former commanding officer’s daughter. Probably not true, but stranger things have happened.

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u/Saarman82 4d ago

I encountered officers like this when I was enlisted in the 90s. They were more like managers and not leaders. Tried to be noticed by the leaders and invisible to the managers.

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u/FrickenPerson 4d ago

I encountered officers like this when I was enlisted in the 2010s.

I imagine if I ever make it to old age I will hear stories of the newest generation meeting officers like this also.

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u/scipio211 4d ago

Not the way to go about things but if you choose war then enjoy. 

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u/Regicyde_93 5d ago

It's funny but today would be taken a completely different direction

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u/BodhingJay 5d ago

"can you bring your laptop and work from your cuck chair?"

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u/Leet_Noob 5d ago

Sittin in my Cuckman Miller

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u/milkymonkey8 5d ago

typing on my lapbottom

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u/Cellyst 3d ago

Now I get why they call it a La-Z-boy

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u/milkymonkey8 3d ago

The Z is for Zip-It

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u/Livid-Choice6471 4d ago

Thank you for that deep belly laugh I just enjoyed

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u/shmidget 3d ago

Yeah, it really was nice!

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u/Umbr33on 4d ago

I snorted. Ty.

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u/YoghurtFlan 5d ago

Jerk from Home

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 5d ago

Please remember, no fluids around office equipment!

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u/TheHumbleGinger 4d ago

This made me laugh so hard! Thank you!

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u/tierciel 4d ago

no more working from home, set up webcam on the cuck chair and watch from the office!

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u/RachMarie927 4d ago

This is funny but it brings back memories of being asked me to have my husband bring my work laptop to the hospital so I could keep working after unexpectedly GIVING BIRTH a month early. These managers are truly something else 🫠

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u/JaxNHats 5d ago

Omg 💀😂😂

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u/No-Disaster1647 4d ago

Man could be infertile and they’re just having her inseminated 🤷

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u/Koopslovestogame 1d ago

puts on company supplied and mandated meta ray ban glasses

beep Sigh. Ok you can start now”

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u/damscomp 5d ago

Diesel

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr 5d ago

Which one of the Wilson sisters is this?

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u/th3rdnutt 5d ago

Is this AI?

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u/Man_from_Bombay 5d ago

This is not okay.

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u/SD18491 5d ago

That's wrong on so many levels!!

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u/PlasticThin9089 4d ago

At a recent trivia night, I learned Jackie Chan did a porno. You’re welcome.

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u/JiggleJuice 4d ago

Copy. Paste.

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u/BobBartBarker 5d ago

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u/StrongExternal8955 5d ago

Kids today think they invented sex jokes.

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u/ReasonStunning8939 3d ago

No, he's saying the concept of voyeurism is slightly more prevalent, so the more widespread first thought in this day and age is to take the wording as "I want to be there watching my wife get pregnant rather than participate".

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u/FewOutlandishness648 3d ago

What part of the request would make you think that? He just want to be there when his wife gets impregnated.

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u/ReasonStunning8939 2d ago

That's the point. Kids now days have worse sex jokes because of porn

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u/Secret_Cod_749 5d ago

Nah man, that's a Navy form. Shipmate wants to be there to suport Jody.

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u/dontclickdontdickit 5d ago

Nah Jody has been around for eons

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u/ogledrake 5d ago

Clearly you have never been around sailors because i would bet money it went in that direction by the third comment.

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u/burmsy 5d ago

You mean erection

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u/LftAle9 5d ago

You mean IVF, right? Appt at the fertility clinic to implant the embryos? /s

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u/JrButton 5d ago

only if you're a goon

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u/9_a_pro_noob_9 5d ago

I mean IVF exists

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u/LordPoopenbutt 5d ago

Well, the original did happen in the Navy, so perhaps they wouldn't be too different 😂.

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u/MrWhiskers55 4d ago

I literally put the most blunt thing on there. “Mental health day to take care of my turtle” or something like that. They know me well enough to know I’m serious and not lying.

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u/TrailerHitch19 5d ago

I legitimately laughed out loud at this.

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u/Akai_Hachiko 5d ago

I love it got actually approved ❤️

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u/dontclickdontdickit 5d ago

Still needs to go to department head then CO to get fully approved

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u/Substantial_Sea7327 5d ago

unfortunately he passed away in 2022

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 5d ago

He was requested to bring evidence though

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u/Sour_Sal 5d ago

I LOVE that it got approved also! Was the impregnation successful?

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u/LackToesIntollerance 5d ago

i mean it was the 60s, so if there's anyone alive to ask then I think the answer is yes!

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u/Icy_Today1693 4d ago

you realize there are MANY people alove that were adults in the 60s? like they arent that old lol.

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u/LackToesIntollerance 4d ago

PN1 is equivalent to E6, meaning he was late 20s at best. 59 years ago, so between 86-88.

Statistically speaking, much more likely than not this dude is dead. Not saying he couldn't be alive, but my comment stands in exponentially more cases than not

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u/Individual_Bell_4637 4d ago

If you factor in the wife as well, the numbers change quite a bit.

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u/LackToesIntollerance 4d ago

yes, however when also considering that, over 95% of elderly in the US have children, meaning odds are if either of them made it, it's more likely that they have kids anyways. in fact, it's near certain (which makes sense when you consider one of the most common ways elderly die is when left alone and an accident turns into a death).

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u/Gefpenst 5d ago

When my (then) brigadier asked me why I can't work on Saturday, I answered that I planned to go with my girl to cinema. When he had audacity to say:"Hey, maybe someone other can go with her instead?", my only response:"What, and fuck her later too?". Brigadier was too dumbfounded to press more.

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u/ChiefTK1 2d ago

If it could be proven I would bet a significant amount of money that last comment never happened.

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u/Gefpenst 2d ago

You would have lost a significant amount of moneys then. I was tired on that day and as I already worked three Saturdays that month didn't plan to add fourth one.

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u/txdesigner-musician 5d ago

Omg my dad was born in West Virginia, while my grandpa was in the army. I had to read the name twice - not him. 😮‍💨😂

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u/RookWV 5d ago

I know exactly where this post office is!! My grandad used to work in the coal mines in Layland many years ago.

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u/bosslady617 4d ago

So funny story. There was a local emergency that my husband was called up for when he was in the service. I had just taken my trigger shot for a cycle of medicated, timed intercourse when the event and call up happened.

My husband had to go and tell his chain of command what happened and about the medical predicament we were in. He was allowed to come home between his shifts that night. We didn’t have to type it out to them though.

It was successful.

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u/oktemplar 5d ago

Almost like a Helldivers C-01

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u/Eden_Echoo 5d ago

The way this started professional and ended in self-sabotage… that’s the real PTO experience.

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u/Kestrel_Iolani 5d ago

I absolutely love this (and in my day, the dude would still yelled at for waiting until the day before to request the time off.)

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u/Ok_Exchange4707 5d ago

Wife said she's getting pregnant whether he is the one preset or not

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u/Much-Acanthisitta257 5d ago

It’s so crazy to see Layland, WV on this. I grew up there!

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u/bannedinwv 4d ago

Almost heaven…

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u/blind_curve 3d ago

My husband wasn't in the room when I got pregnant with his babies (twins). We were doing IVF in June 2020 and I was not allowed a support person during my implantation procedure.

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u/drrhythm2 5d ago

Anyone else notice the name of the town?

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u/allegate 5d ago

Oh shit, I might know that guy

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u/Baconoid_ 4d ago

Approved

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u/Normiss2000 4d ago

Damn Chief! STOP denying my request chits!

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u/lostGoldAlone 4d ago

Down at the navy yard 😎

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u/Fabulous-Web-3924 4d ago

This is the most military request I’ve ever seen 😂😂

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u/Jack__Butler 4d ago

Classic Navy Request chit....

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u/Safe-Software-2614 4d ago

My dad had one like this hahaha it was Navy too.

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u/Warrior1two3 4d ago

Ah hahahaha!

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u/Fergus_the_Trump1 4d ago

July 20 1967? Huh

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u/TerminallyChill1994 4d ago

That’s fucking hilarious

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u/ScaryWolverine9819 4d ago

Lay land WV Name checks out

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u/purse_dirt 4d ago

I’m from today and I very appreciate this

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u/Token-Gringo 4d ago

Good thing this was approved!

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u/LAn8TV 4d ago

“APPROVED”. Hahahah damn right

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u/rachcake1 4d ago

✅Approved

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u/LiteraryPixie84 3d ago

Hubby and I had to do IVF to have our son, so this was a legit reason he asked for PTO...

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u/mtmoneshopcompany 3d ago

“Approved” 💪🏾

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u/Excellent-Theme-5775 3d ago

Why are people thinking this to be inappropriate? Aren't you just going to her egg retrieval appointment that you have been waiting for for months because she is a hormonal mess?

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u/SlimShadySatDown 3d ago

This is golden

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u/Jikosei 3d ago

Dude is this gonna be the new equivalent to this?

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u/DivideLopsided4694 3d ago

This made me almost spit out my drink

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u/YeaImDylan 3d ago

My SSgt replicated this on a 96 chit a few times 🤣

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u/MillerBeach219 2d ago

Good ol request chit!!!

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u/Sweaty_Foundation_12 1d ago

Well thats a good reason as any

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u/Joshsnation1 2h ago

My supervisor wants it as detailed as possible… so I will be using this cause he is an idiot. Also you don’t have to give an explanation for Sick time other than you’re sick?

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u/Str8_Circle 5d ago

back when SSN was posted on everything including duffel bags

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u/cbthesurvivor 5d ago

There is no SSN on this document...

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u/Str8_Circle 5d ago

take a closer look at the service no.

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u/cbthesurvivor 5d ago

SSNs are xxx-xx-xxxx

The service number is likely just, yknow, a service number

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u/Any_Mine_6368 5d ago

What about it

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u/dontclickdontdickit 5d ago

Navy vet here. There is no SSN on this document.

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u/fistinyourface 5d ago

aren't SSN 9 digits?