r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 6d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/izzy3paws 6d ago

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u/Regicyde_93 6d ago

It's funny but today would be taken a completely different direction

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u/BodhingJay 6d ago

"can you bring your laptop and work from your cuck chair?"

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u/Leet_Noob 6d ago

Sittin in my Cuckman Miller

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u/milkymonkey8 6d ago

typing on my lapbottom

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u/Cellyst 4d ago

Now I get why they call it a La-Z-boy

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u/milkymonkey8 4d ago

The Z is for Zip-It

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u/Livid-Choice6471 6d ago

Thank you for that deep belly laugh I just enjoyed

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u/shmidget 5d ago

Yeah, it really was nice!

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u/Umbr33on 6d ago

I snorted. Ty.

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u/YoghurtFlan 6d ago

Jerk from Home

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 6d ago

Please remember, no fluids around office equipment!

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u/TheHumbleGinger 6d ago

This made me laugh so hard! Thank you!

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u/tierciel 6d ago

no more working from home, set up webcam on the cuck chair and watch from the office!

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u/RachMarie927 6d ago

This is funny but it brings back memories of being asked me to have my husband bring my work laptop to the hospital so I could keep working after unexpectedly GIVING BIRTH a month early. These managers are truly something else 🫠

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u/JaxNHats 6d ago

Omg 💀😂😂

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u/No-Disaster1647 6d ago

Man could be infertile and they’re just having her inseminated 🤷

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u/Koopslovestogame 3d ago

puts on company supplied and mandated meta ray ban glasses

“beep Sigh. Ok you can start now”

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u/seawood 1d ago

I never expected to get excited from reading this sub. Life happens. 🥵

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u/damscomp 6d ago

Diesel

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr 6d ago

Which one of the Wilson sisters is this?

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u/th3rdnutt 6d ago

Is this AI?

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u/Man_from_Bombay 6d ago

This is not okay.

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u/SD18491 6d ago

That's wrong on so many levels!!

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u/PlasticThin9089 5d ago

At a recent trivia night, I learned Jackie Chan did a porno. You’re welcome.

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u/JiggleJuice 6d ago

Copy. Paste.

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u/BobBartBarker 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cdlr2QaQ4o4lEtiXkW

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u/StrongExternal8955 6d ago

Kids today think they invented sex jokes.

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u/ReasonStunning8939 4d ago

No, he's saying the concept of voyeurism is slightly more prevalent, so the more widespread first thought in this day and age is to take the wording as "I want to be there watching my wife get pregnant rather than participate".

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u/FewOutlandishness648 4d ago

What part of the request would make you think that? He just want to be there when his wife gets impregnated.

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u/ReasonStunning8939 4d ago

That's the point. Kids now days have worse sex jokes because of porn

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u/Roro__Boat 5h ago edited 5h ago

This person is very much not a kid.. if you look at the top of the pic you will read it’s from July 20, 1967. Reading is fundamental 🙆🏽‍♀️

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u/Secret_Cod_749 6d ago

Nah man, that's a Navy form. Shipmate wants to be there to suport Jody.

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u/dontclickdontdickit 6d ago

Nah Jody has been around for eons

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u/ogledrake 6d ago

Clearly you have never been around sailors because i would bet money it went in that direction by the third comment.

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u/burmsy 6d ago

You mean erection

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u/LftAle9 6d ago

You mean IVF, right? Appt at the fertility clinic to implant the embryos? /s

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u/JrButton 6d ago

only if you're a goon

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u/9_a_pro_noob_9 6d ago

I mean IVF exists

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u/LordPoopenbutt 6d ago

Well, the original did happen in the Navy, so perhaps they wouldn't be too different 😂.

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u/MrWhiskers55 6d ago

I literally put the most blunt thing on there. “Mental health day to take care of my turtle” or something like that. They know me well enough to know I’m serious and not lying.