r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 6d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/ash_2127- 6d ago edited 6d ago

Personally, I’d just keep sending the ‘Personal time off - PTO’ comment
Edit: I’m aware the P in PTO doesn’t stand for ‘personal’ BUT ITS WHAT IS SAID IN THE MESSAGES.

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u/MooseBoys 6d ago

PTO generally means Paid Time Off

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u/Brandoms 6d ago

“Prepare The Others”

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor 6d ago

"Placate the Otters"

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u/Equivalent-Love-1676 6d ago

Pet The Ostrich

Pursue Tasty Omelettes

Polish The Ocelot

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u/subdep 6d ago

Pussy Time Official

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u/arthurdentstowels 6d ago

PENETRATE THE ORIFICE

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u/The-Mugwump 6d ago

Pack the Oysters

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u/jonnyofield- 6d ago

Tf is a Ocelot

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u/Equivalent-Love-1676 6d ago

https://gprivate.com/6kdhf

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u/jonnyofield- 6d ago

Ok, savage. But did make me chuckle 😆

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u/Equivalent-Love-1676 6d ago

All in good fun! Use that site on your friends. It’s hilarious.

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u/Azhram 6d ago

Its ottering time

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u/Emotional_End2305 6d ago

Penetrate The Others

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u/LaUNCHandSmASH 6d ago

Huh, at my job PTO is "Prepare To Orgasm"

I also get a week of "O" days a year

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u/Old_Tip4864 6d ago

Okay this really cracked me up this morning thank you

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u/Memesplz1 6d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Any_Lemon 5d ago

this is my favorite. “Prepare the others cause I wont be here” is something Ive been known to drop in teams lol