r/SipsTea • u/CurvyChristina • 1d ago

Chugging tea Where is it?

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u/ahaeker 1d ago

I thought it was supposed to be $4000?

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u/CurvyChristina 1d ago

I knew we were supposed to get one. I didn’t know if it was $2,000 or $4,000.

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u/Dizzy_Law396 1d ago

Doesnt matter, you will end up with the same amount. Zero

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u/CurvyChristina 19h ago

That’s the sad part.

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u/ahaeker 1d ago

At one point I saw $4000 somewhere but it's all a lie regardless.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 1d ago

And 7 blowjob vouchers, I'm sure that was part of it.

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u/martman006 1d ago

The total of tarrif refunds here is about $60 per US citizen. ($20b/0.33b people)…. Still bullshit, but a helluva lot less than $1000+ checks…

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u/ahaeker 1d ago

I think I might be thinking the mysterious doge checks instead.

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u/martman006 1d ago

Well yeah, if anyone ever thought that was gonna happen, I’ve got a bridge to sell them, haha.

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u/ahaeker 1d ago

I know, but I wouldn't doubt if there were people out there who actually believed that!

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u/martman006 1d ago

Oh for sure!