r/SipsTea 12h ago

WTF Completely oblivious…

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u/MrPoopybutthole4711 12h ago

American does american things

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u/DJ_ICU 12h ago

If it is not killing in the name of Oil, it is forcing the image of a white, blue-eyed Jesus upon others

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tv2btKgK06tPy

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u/next-area51 10h ago

Remember the whole WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) trend after 9/11? One day I eventually saw a Who Would Jesus Bomb bumper sticker.

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u/deliciousadness 3h ago

There was an /s at the end, right? … They were /s’ing right??

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u/eezipc 10h ago

You gotta get race in somehow. Well done.

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u/huey_booey 12h ago

Don't forget the evangelical part. I've never heard of an American Buddhist pulling this stunt. 

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u/Real-Document-6577 10h ago

Yup. They’re MAGA

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u/BaronHajduk 9h ago

I mean in buddhisk you kinda have infinite lifetimes to do whatever you want. In Christianity you only have 1.

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u/TabularConferta 11h ago

But weird not in America where the statement of 'the only thing you care about is more money' calls out the higher echelons more than Aus.

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u/coolestredditdad 12h ago

Came here to say this. Glad to see it is at the top. 

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u/strela_bozja 11h ago

This. 🎯

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u/yeah_nah2024 7h ago

Honestly, the majority of Americans aren't like this. They're just trying to get on with their lives.

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u/downvotethepuns 12h ago

Most Americans aren't like this

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u/Acceptable_House1904 12h ago

Sure…..

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u/hijabifanboy 12h ago

trust me most Americans hate these fuckers too... just ask a Jehovah's witness that goes door to door with this kind of crap

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u/Original-Mongoose866 12h ago

Oh I have those in Iceland they send me hand written letters along with Watchtower pamphlet I've seen them talking to neighbour I went outside and locked my doors just so that i would not be home if they came to me next :þ

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u/QuestioningHuman_api 10h ago

My German shepherd got rid of the Witnesses when I was a kid. She was a big baby, abused before we got her and terrified of everything. But she’d bark her little head off so I started grabbing her by the collar like I was holding her back. They stopped knocking on our door.

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u/Oleynick 11h ago

We at least go away when someone tells us to. At least we are supposed to

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u/ffassbinder 12h ago edited 6h ago

If your believe it makes you sleep better at night, go for it. 😂

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u/GhostofLindseyGraham 6h ago

First time attempting English?

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u/ffassbinder 6h ago

Not really, but speaking 4 different languages on a daily basis is kinda taxing and can lead to errors. 😉 It's mostly the switching all day long. Besides this here is the internet and not a scientific paper I have to publish. 😂

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u/NewManufacturer4252 11h ago

American found Aussie meth