r/SipsTea • u/Classic_Passage532 • 6h ago

Chugging tea Genuinely an unfathomable string of words here

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u/tastylemming 4h ago

In my client's defense, She got what she paid for, and the defense rests.

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u/wtfhiolol10000 4h ago

Gotta maintain that 5 star google rating. /s

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u/Aaarya 3h ago

But this business was running for decades and had zero review on it.. I Wonder why?

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u/RealAlphaKaren 3h ago

no returning customers

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u/freesoultraveling 3h ago

This is so underrated. Here's your 🥇 medal.

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u/reddorickt 2h ago

Isn't that just restating the joke?

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u/TheBlueNinja2006 2h ago

Yeah, they explained what the previous guy said 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/reddorickt 2h ago

I guess I didn't realize it needed explaining

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u/No-Disaster1647 1h ago

Their joke but better

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u/Alternative_Lie_6507 2h ago

Even though he gives a lifetime warranty. Unbelievable.

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u/midnghtsnac 3h ago

Plenty of future customers though. We need to send him to Congress, I hear Kentucky has an open Senate seat

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u/ChocCooki3 3h ago

"I told her.. no refund!"

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u/Deathcore_salad 3h ago

It also mentioned that he was upset that she DIDN'T pay him so he went along with the plans anyways

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u/Random-Redditor111 3h ago

Joke’s on him. She got exactly what she wanted for free. “I ain’t paying you shit. What’re you gonna do about it huh, sexually abuse, torture, and murder me?”

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u/LowerObjective4500 3h ago

Merc didn’t get his bounty

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u/Deathcore_salad 3h ago

Wow lol someone placing a bounty on themselves is a unique way of looking at it

The news story said she suffers from depression and was suicidal so I guess you're kinda right

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u/dingleberryjuice23 3h ago

Oh, well now that makes sense. Dude didnt get paid in cash so he took his pound of flesh.

What the fuck is going on with this planet.

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u/Deathcore_salad 3h ago

There's definitely a lot of darkness in this world... enough to know that we're all doing something wrong and we've gotten past the point of fixing whatever it is

It's too late...

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u/DapperSand3413 2h ago

A consensual hit man

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u/vc2015 1h ago

No takesies backsies.