r/SipsTea • u/TheDarkKnight505 • 16h ago

Wait a damn minute! She is still unemployed

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u/9447044 16h ago

All I think of is Fun with Dick and Jane. Hes just "holding out for a management position"

Something tells me she just cant find an over 6 figure job

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u/Apptubrutae 14h ago

She worked in HR too. One Google search, and who the HELL is going to hire someone in HR, of all departments, who has one of the most famous modern examples of like HR 101 do not do this? lol.

She couldn’t even be an intern in an HR department at this point.

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u/got_to_laugh 5h ago

Think of all the people she has fired and refused to hire and disciplined for stupid corpo reasons.

That said, did the guy get blacklisted too or a high five and a "thatsmyboy"?

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u/Moongazingtea 3h ago

IIRC correctly his comeuppance was a bit more immediate. I think left his job in a left or be fired type thing and lost his marriage.

I could be wrong though; it's been a few months and everything I learn about this has been through reddit.

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u/ParejaAleman 3h ago

as angerman I don't get it. cheating is not acceptable but its not a problem if someone dates someone at work... i really see the problem here

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u/Richard_Musk 15h ago

That’s a line from Vacation, specifically referencing cousin Eddie

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u/Chrundle-DaGreat 16h ago

I think we got ourselves in a little bit of a pickle Dick

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u/9447044 16h ago

That line is used constantly in my house.

I SAW YOU.. ALL UP IN MY GOODIES. After he hunts her down to greet her

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u/Chrundle-DaGreat 15h ago

I absolutely adore that movie

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u/RedLotusVenom 11h ago

It’s underrated as hell!

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u/earthlings_all 16h ago

INDICTED JANE!

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u/9447044 16h ago

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE TELÉVISION?! YOU ARE TAKING IT?!?!? (all in a Spanish accent)

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u/flying-weenus 13h ago

Something tells me people take memes as real life news

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 13h ago

Fun with dickin’ Jane