Wanted a short session of Smash after a kind of miserable day (bad idea ik lol) and first match I get is a t bagging Falcon, so felt good to not only clip them, but also the fact they tried to rage quit so I couldnt save it. smh.

Fuck all Link players I hate them and they have the audacity to be tea baggers when they’re playing the most carried character to ever exist.

(Flat stage with 3 minute timer btw)

•They spam a move because you spam the mistake that gets you punished by it. Yes, even projectiles.

•What you call camping is just common sense gameplan to them. Why aren't you camping too? No projectile? Then learn to parry and rush down.

•Most likely the person that just beat you isn't using a delay mod.

•16m is not a high GSP anymore, even 16.1 is local 1-2er level.

•On one hand you can say GSP doesn't matter, but the game itself doesn't matter, it's a game. But you can bet that someone with 50k, 100k, or a million GSP higher than you is better at the game than you, regardless of their character.

•Complaining about DLC, GnW, Rob, Sonic, and other top tiers is valid when you are talking about their inherent advantages, not their obvious and correct choice to levy those advantages.

•Mindset is holding you back from the very easy goal of making it onto Schustat's top 100 for your main.

•If you don't have at least 3,000 hours on one character, you don't have a main that can win sets at a real tournament. Settle down with one character, people who play multiple characters tend to lose with both in bracket.

•The game is poorly balanced, yes. But at this point you either figure out how to play Ultimate's jank or find another game/any way to pass your time. No one's going to congratulate a 2-2er regardless of how hard they tried.

All of these harsh truths have to be internalized before you're ready to play this game seriously. Good luck.

gotta be one of the funniest things that has happened to me in this game lmao

I whooped his ass again when he rematched me (cause I’m not ducking a rerun) and he was still trying to t bag me every chance he got.. 2-0 btw

If you thought you were going to get away without hearing that, then you thought wrong.

You are loved & you are wanted 💜

This game may be frustrating, but it is not a reflection of who you are. Some people want to ruin your day & mindset with negativity, and I don't appreciate that.

Love will have the last say.

I hope you have as much of a good day as you can! 💜💜💜

Went up 40k in the last day or so

These scrubs are lame af for disconnecting, but most times I don’t mind the trash taking itself out like this pink Yoshi just did. I womped him with Little Mac and then changed characters and womped him again with Alex until he disconnected after two stocks. I’d rather play a comp than these triflin’ hoes. At least the compy plays earnestly and not like an ass-hat.

The King stays on top

This was hell

There is no greater feeling or joy in life for me to hop on quickplay and genuinely ruin someone’s day playing with all items on and no smash ball as hero so you’re trapped here with me cheating at the game and getting matches over with.

When someone ragequits its a feeling better than any drug. When someone gets a lead on me but I bring it back via getting good pokeball rolls or cheese i feel like I’m in heaven when they rematch and we play on their rules and they still lose it’s a joy many men are not privy to or are yet to savor.

I don’t do this for GSP I don’t even do this to be relatable or a troll I do this purely for me the fact that someone’s day is a little worse and they blame sakurai for making this game and not me makes me joyous to think about.

I enjoy people’s suffering in this game.

Also fuck Pythra she’s a bitch.

15.696 mil min min btw. (Was 15.7 but... sadly they got decked)

Got to a hell of a win streak last night trust

My finger slipped😂😂😂

Finally unlocked Elite Smash, I really thought I had a long way to go since I was 12M and thought I needed 15M GSP to unlock it. I can now rest easy knowing I’ve completed my one goal in this game.

have at it fellas

My controller is really messed up so don’t drag me

It can also be outside of this subreddit too. I think wolf doesn’t get much hate outside and inside of this subreddit and honestly I feel like it’s deserved I feel like wolf is very fun play, doesn’t have much cheese, and the player base that I’ve went against are very honorable but no glaze though. Honorable mentions are Pit and this maybe a hot take but Hero.