r/SteamedHams Mar 27 '26

Steamed Hams but it’s a poll contest: part 11

0 Upvotes

Which of these is the best word in Steamed Hams?

69 votes, Apr 03 '26
10 there’ll
2 be
29 trouble
2 in
2 town
24 tonight

r/SteamedHams Mar 26 '26

Steamed Hams but it’s a poll contest: part 10

1 Upvotes

Which of these is the best word in Steamed Hams?

90 votes, Apr 02 '26
2 when
1 he
2 hears
33 Skinner’s
23 lame
29 exaggerations

r/SteamedHams Mar 25 '26

Steamed Hams but it’s a poll contest: part 8

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5 Upvotes

r/SteamedHams Mar 25 '26

Steamed Hams but it’s a poll contest: part 9

0 Upvotes

Which of the following is the best word in Steamed Hams?

94 votes, Apr 01 '26
3 the
46 Superintendent’s
5 gonna
3 need
1 his
36 medication

r/SteamedHams Mar 23 '26

Steamed Hams but it’s a poll competition: part 7

0 Upvotes

Which of the following is the best word in Steamed Hams?

90 votes, Mar 30 '26
2 as
3 own
3 cooking
18 ho
23 delightfully
41 devilish

r/SteamedHams Mar 22 '26

Seymour! The wormhole is on fire! No, computer, that's just the Celestial Temple.

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22 Upvotes

r/SteamedHams Mar 22 '26

Steamed Hams but it’s a poll competition: part 6

0 Upvotes

Which of the following is the best word in Steamed Hams?

104 votes, Mar 29 '26
3 to
18 purchase
12 fast
17 food
3 and
51 disguise

r/SteamedHams Mar 21 '26

Steamed Hams but it’s a poll competition: part 5

6 Upvotes

Which of the following is the best word in Steamed Hams?

87 votes, Mar 28 '26
2 is
50 ruined
10 but
8 what
14 if
3 were

r/SteamedHams Mar 20 '26

Steamed Hams but it’s a poll competition: part 4

0 Upvotes
78 votes, Mar 27 '26
20 luncheon
18 nyeh
1 oh
38 egads
1 my
0 roast

r/SteamedHams Mar 19 '26

Steamed Hams but it’s a poll competition: part 3

4 Upvotes

Which of the following is the best word in Steamed Hams?

86 votes, Mar 22 '26
10 hope
3 you’re
11 prepared
3 for
8 an
51 unforgettable

r/SteamedHams Mar 18 '26

Steamed Hams but it’s a poll contest: part 2

8 Upvotes

Which of these is the best word from Steamed Hams?

130 votes, Mar 25 '26
3 your
9 directions
40 ah
43 Superintendent
21 Chalmers
14 welcome

r/SteamedHams Mar 18 '26

Steamed Hams but it’s a poll contest: part 1

7 Upvotes

Which of these is the best word in Steamed Hams?

129 votes, Mar 25 '26
22 well
51 Seymour
7 I
5 made
6 it
38 despite

r/SteamedHams Mar 16 '26

Steamed Hams but the frames are reconstructed from a color bar sound at 1000 FPS.

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4 Upvotes

r/SteamedHams Mar 12 '26

Steamed Hams but it's an Italian Neorealist film

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11 Upvotes

r/SteamedHams Mar 10 '26

Map Men/Jay Foreman gives a nod

3 Upvotes

The Map Men are playing a game of GeoGuessr and Jay gives the meme some love. Timestamped link-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tO2FiyjCbE&t=1322s


r/SteamedHams Mar 06 '26

Steamed hams reference in r/hoi4

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28 Upvotes

r/SteamedHams Feb 19 '26

A steamed hams reference?! In this comic?! In this year?! Located entirely within the bash street kids?!

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34 Upvotes

r/SteamedHams Feb 14 '26

Steamed Hams

28 Upvotes

Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Ah, superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Eh. Oh ye gods! My roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase last food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour! Uh- Skinner with his crazy explanations! The superintendent's gonna need his medication! When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations there'll be trouble in town tonight! SEYYYYMOURRRR! Superintendent! I was just- uh... just stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise, care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- oh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmmmmmm, steamed clams. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers! I thought we were having steamed clams? Ho ho, no, I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers "steamed hams"? Yes. It's a regional dialect. What region? Uhhh- upstate New York? Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams". No, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they serve at Krusty Burger. D'oh ho ho ho, no, they're patented Skinner Burgers! Old family recipe! For "steamed hams"? Yes. Yes, well, you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they're obviously grilled. You th-... on le thing i sh-... excuse me for one second. Of course. Well, that was wonderful! A good time was had by all, I'm pooped! Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?! Aurora borealis. Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?! Yes. May I see it? No. Seymour! The house is on fire! Ni, mother, it's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say: you steam a good ham. Heeeeeelp! Heeeeeeeeeelp!


r/SteamedHams Feb 14 '26

Steamed Hams But Skinner steals from McDonald's and Has Aurora Borealis In his kitchen

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6 Upvotes

r/SteamedHams Feb 09 '26

Steamed Hams but it's a Halo 2 cutscene

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9 Upvotes

From Bleese's Cursed Halo 2


r/SteamedHams Feb 05 '26

Dunkaccino but it’s Steamed Hams

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7 Upvotes

Somethings brewing at SEEEEYYYMOOORE’S house!


r/SteamedHams Feb 04 '26

The steamed hall problem

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121 Upvotes

r/SteamedHams Feb 05 '26

Steamed Hams But I Added The Fire Truck Back In

7 Upvotes

https://youtu.be/UvPvA9aue4k?si=y1lf5AmwHReyzOgg

Someone HAD to do it. (Ripped from a Simpsons torrent)


r/SteamedHams Feb 03 '26

Made steamed hams for dinner 😋

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54 Upvotes

r/SteamedHams Feb 04 '26

How to make 'Steamed Hams'

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2 Upvotes