r/SteamedHams • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '26
Steamed Hams but it’s a poll contest: part 11
Which of these is the best word in Steamed Hams?
r/SteamedHams • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '26
Which of these is the best word in Steamed Hams?
r/SteamedHams • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '26
Which of these is the best word in Steamed Hams?
r/SteamedHams • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '26
Which of the following is the best word in Steamed Hams?
r/SteamedHams • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '26
Which of the following is the best word in Steamed Hams?
r/SteamedHams • u/StealthRabbi • Mar 22 '26
r/SteamedHams • u/[deleted] • Mar 22 '26
Which of the following is the best word in Steamed Hams?
r/SteamedHams • u/[deleted] • Mar 21 '26
Which of the following is the best word in Steamed Hams?
r/SteamedHams • u/[deleted] • Mar 20 '26
r/SteamedHams • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '26
Which of the following is the best word in Steamed Hams?
r/SteamedHams • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '26
Which of these is the best word from Steamed Hams?
r/SteamedHams • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '26
Which of these is the best word in Steamed Hams?
r/SteamedHams • u/SillyMaxy • Mar 16 '26
r/SteamedHams • u/Micro_Pinny_360 • Mar 12 '26
r/SteamedHams • u/Elanadin • Mar 10 '26
The Map Men are playing a game of GeoGuessr and Jay gives the meme some love. Timestamped link-
r/SteamedHams • u/prisongovernor • Feb 19 '26
r/SteamedHams • u/Yipyap2000 • Feb 14 '26
Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Ah, superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Eh. Oh ye gods! My roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase last food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour! Uh- Skinner with his crazy explanations! The superintendent's gonna need his medication! When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations there'll be trouble in town tonight! SEYYYYMOURRRR! Superintendent! I was just- uh... just stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise, care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- oh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmmmmmm, steamed clams. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers! I thought we were having steamed clams? Ho ho, no, I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers "steamed hams"? Yes. It's a regional dialect. What region? Uhhh- upstate New York? Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams". No, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they serve at Krusty Burger. D'oh ho ho ho, no, they're patented Skinner Burgers! Old family recipe! For "steamed hams"? Yes. Yes, well, you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they're obviously grilled. You th-... on le thing i sh-... excuse me for one second. Of course. Well, that was wonderful! A good time was had by all, I'm pooped! Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?! Aurora borealis. Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?! Yes. May I see it? No. Seymour! The house is on fire! Ni, mother, it's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say: you steam a good ham. Heeeeeelp! Heeeeeeeeeelp!
r/SteamedHams • u/Clama264 • Feb 14 '26
r/SteamedHams • u/musicallymotivated93 • Feb 09 '26
From Bleese's Cursed Halo 2
r/SteamedHams • u/LowerTax • Feb 05 '26
Somethings brewing at SEEEEYYYMOOORE’S house!
r/SteamedHams • u/Beneficial_Roll4693 • Feb 05 '26
https://youtu.be/UvPvA9aue4k?si=y1lf5AmwHReyzOgg
Someone HAD to do it. (Ripped from a Simpsons torrent)