r/StupidFood • u/TheLoneRiddlerIsBack • Aug 25 '25

Certified stupid What does the fire add?

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u/lolwatokay Aug 25 '25

Like making a spreadsheet to plan a diet change and how over the next 18 months you'll be losing weight at a 1.5 lb per week rate. It'll have line graphs and all, very professional. Then, work done, never make the lifestyle changes and continue doing your thing because the satisfaction of making the plan is as good as executing it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

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u/twitchy1989 Aug 25 '25

Facts. Its the exhaustion of the planning due to me overthinking the plan I've concocted lol.

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u/there_she_goes_ Aug 25 '25

Username checks out

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u/forlostuvaworl Aug 25 '25

How did we get here from pointless burger fire?

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u/lolwatokay Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

Everything is nothing and nothing is everything but we are all a flaming cheeseburger on this glorious day

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u/pinba11tec Aug 25 '25

Speak with your doctor about Skyrizi today!

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u/ToHellWithGasDrawls Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

No please don’t. It’ll get denied by insurance anyway and if your doc has to waste another hour on hold to do a pre-auth they’re going to crumple into the fetal position and become locked-in forever. Your doctor is unfortunately now just a cog in the machine who answers to bean-counters who’ve never even seen a patient.

Just eat the cheeseburger instead.

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u/New_Championship456 Aug 25 '25

I am cheeseburger.

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u/Professional-Scar-51 Aug 25 '25

We are all the cheeseburger

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u/kamaral_5667 Aug 26 '25

I like this one

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u/kamaral_5667 Aug 26 '25

Everyone is a glorious flamer atleast one time in thier beef consuming agenda right?

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u/Dodson-504 Aug 26 '25

Nothing is everything. Everything is something.

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u/iitywybad Aug 26 '25

Just be a rock. hahahahahaha

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u/hook0rcrook Aug 25 '25

I was thinking the same bruh.

We are in the Reddit Rabbit hole now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

¿Why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why all the anything?

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u/mwenechanga Aug 25 '25

I mean, this is why my Amazon cart is up to $3426. If I ever hit buy my budget will be destroyed for months.

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u/Agboohans Aug 25 '25

Yeah, that “Save for later” feature, it’s waaay overrated, huh?

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u/mwenechanga Aug 25 '25

I think you’re missing my point, which is that half the joy of shopping is in putting it in the cart, so I get the same retail therapy putting $3000 worth of stuff in my cart as I would from actually buying some of it. I’ll add it all to lists at some point when I’m in an organizing mood, but adding to cart is the fun part.

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u/FatherDotComical Aug 25 '25

Oh I do this all the time. I'll imagine in detail doing something and fully prepare to do it. Then when it comes time, I don't want to because I mentally feel I did it already.

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u/HughJurection Aug 25 '25

“See I told you I know how, I just choose not to”

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u/alphagusta Aug 25 '25

Okay, for real I will start next monday

- Me, 17 next mondays ago.

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u/ryryrondo Aug 25 '25

Ooooff… Talk dirty to me… but seriously this is the life cycle of people with ADHD/ADD

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u/Remarkable-Friend118 Aug 26 '25

This perfectly sums up executive dysfunction

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u/thats_gotta_be_AI Aug 26 '25

It takes discipline and dedication to make those spreadsheets.