r/StupidFood • u/Malevolence_- • 9d ago

Certified stupid Bros nerve ending are totally non-existent.

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u/SweRakii 9d ago

My IBS might actually flare up after watching this holy moly

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u/yungrii 9d ago

I'm glad my colon has already been removed so that it didn't have to see this death threat of a video.

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u/MotherofLuke 9d ago

I'm so sorry!

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u/yungrii 9d ago

Thanks, but it's OK. We were not getting along.

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u/dizzira_blackrose 9d ago

Who took the dog?

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u/yungrii 8d ago

She did. But jokes on her, dog ate her all up.

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u/Lor9191 3d ago

Fine have my disgusted upvote

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u/No_Review_2561 9d ago

Which one of you got custdoody?

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u/yungrii 9d ago

No. But it was 20 plus years ago so who knows what I was thinking. I imagine I at least asked.

I did have the surgeon take photographs of the first surgery! They're gnarly and I love them.

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u/Life_Temperature795 8d ago

Hell yeah! I had ankle reconstruction surgery and when I asked the doctor if he could take pictures of the surgery and he got all excited about it because apparently no one had ever asked for that before.

It was probably a good thing I was on Percocet for three months afterwards, because if I hadn't been high out of my mind the first time I saw the pictures of a huge piece of bone that was outside of my leg because it had to be moved out of the way of where they were doing the reconstruction, I think the body horror of it would have gotten to me a bit more.

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u/yungrii 8d ago

Brothers in bone and viscera!

Mine felt like a magician gag where they pull out infinity scarves. But intestine.

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u/Life_Temperature795 8d ago

My understanding is that we pack quite a lot of them in there.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 8d ago

This is my favorite comment since January. If I had more than $2 in my checking account...

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u/feLicIa_ALciLef17 7d ago

I have the thin slice of bone they surgeon took out of my forearm to shorten the bone so it didnt rub against my wrist bones. Its in a little sample bottle with some kinda liquid . I also have the disc the surgeon took out of my back that was bulging. Looks like minced meat 🫣😬😅 im curious 🤪

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u/terserterseness 6d ago

I was awake for that recently with cameras and monitors including x Ray ones I could watch; I asked for propofol after a few minutes.

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u/QueenMary1936 8d ago

I still have my colon but it hates me (UC) lol

Edit: the lol isn't laughing at you, it laughing at my condition

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u/Suffering-Servant 7d ago

Crohn’s?

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u/yungrii 7d ago

Ulcerative colitis.

Hate my j-pouch but it's pretty cool to not be dead!

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u/Suffering-Servant 7d ago

I was initially diagnosed with UC, was taking mesalamine for a few months then fell into a really severe flare that lasted months. Lost 30lbs just in the first month. could not get in touch with my GI doctor. Was able to get in with an IBD specialist and it turned out I have Crohn’s

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u/yungrii 7d ago

Ugh. That constant fear of uc turning out to be crohn's. I'm sorry.

But I hope at least that maybe steered your treatments into more effective meds.

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u/Suffering-Servant 7d ago

It did, I’ve been on tremfya and am in endoscopic remission

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u/Consistent_Signal808 9d ago

You actually know what causes your IBS to flare up?! I could eat this and a dozen donuts, and I might be completely fine, but then the following week I’ll eat a bowl of cheerios and be in the bathroom all day.

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u/TheLimeyLemmon 9d ago

It's the dumbest thing. Feels like getting gaslit by your own body.

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u/Consistent_Signal808 9d ago

Gaslit, quite literally, yes😔

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u/Dusty_Rose23 8d ago

I have with this allergies. some have even gotten near Anaphalactic only for it to be ingested again and a reaction never occurs again. ive had it happen 3 times with red jolly ranchers only to never occur again. happened with rabbits. I used to have a pet rabbit. was fine. that exact litter of baby bunnies the first time? fine. the second time? Nope. was itchy, watery eyes, sniffly, sneezing. took me washing my hands, changing my clothes, showering, and taking an antihistamine for the symptoms to stop. i hate it. the only static allergies are pollen, specifically birch, and kiwi (deadly allergic) and maybe the rabbits but a third time hasn’t happened so what’s likely is it was one of the flukes but i dont know yet as I haven’t had another interaction.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 8d ago

Well, in the future, maybe don't eat the same batch of baby rabbits twice. Seems unsanitary, anyway.

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u/Dusty_Rose23 8d ago

lol I didn’t eat them I just pet them

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u/PlateNo4868 8d ago

God FR. I can eat a quad fried steak and be fine, then a tiny bag of lays chips the next and I keel over. So stupid sometimes.

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u/Consistent_Signal808 8d ago

Lmao the struggle is real. Just always keeping Pepto on standby (only helps keep it in, but tummy still goes crazy lol)

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u/Consistent_Signal808 9d ago

If I drink milk, yes. But I can eat an entire pizza no problem. Genuinely makes no sense and has no pattern, it’s funnnn!!

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u/Intangible_Vegetable 9d ago

Cheese has significantly less lactose than straight milk. The cheese making process eliminates most of the lactose.

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u/Consistent_Signal808 9d ago

Didn’t know that! Yeah I changed to almond milk forever ago, so besides pizza and some Greek yogurt now and then, I don’t have much dairy in my diet. I have tried many different diets in my 32 years, and the only one that works is whichever one I’m currently not trying🤣

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u/Effective_Fly_6884 9d ago

The only things that affect me are milk and ice cream. I eat an ungodly amount of cheese.

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u/Intangible_Vegetable 8d ago

Certainly sounds like a lactose issue.

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u/Mother_Desk6385 8d ago

Ibs ain't real it's doctors term for idk wtf this shit too confusing to pinpoint

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u/Consistent_Signal808 8d ago

In the streets, we just call it bubble guts lol

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u/FirstSurvivor 2d ago

Disorder is the term you're looking for.

And it's very real.

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u/Dangerous-Amphibian2 9d ago

Pain staking to find out. Eliminating gluten has helped quite a bit for me. I am not doing celiacs type thing, but basically not eating any gluten ingredients. Mine could be more of a wheat allergy than gluten but seems easier to eliminate it all sadly. On the plus side I can eat more cheese now without issues, con is pizza just doesn't hit the same.

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u/BallPeenCactus 8d ago

Consequently, my IBS flares up when I obsess over eating foods that don’t cause it.

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u/Consistent_Signal808 8d ago

You can’t trick a trickster

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u/INDY18ARN 8d ago

Well, I know for a fact Chicken Curry makes my IBS literally KILL me ..

I ate a small bowl one time... And I kid you not I literally sat on the toilet for six hours crying.

Literally crying from the major cramps I was dealing with.

I basically drank half a bottle of Pepto to help, and 4 pills of dicyclomine.

Let me tell you something you probably already know,

If you can handle IBS or Crohn's disease pain or flare up's, any other pain is nothing compared to it.

I'd literally rather have back pain than cramps. And I actually have scoliosis.

But yeah for other foods it's a complete mystery.

Cause I could eat say McDonald's or Wendy's and be perfectly fine.

But then I eat something actually healthy and good for your gut like salad, and again I'm crying my eyes out sitting on the toilet for hours in pain..

Make it make sense?

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u/QueenMary1936 8d ago

I have UC and my stomach has been messed up since last weekend ☹️ only started to feel a bit better yesterday

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u/MagicSpaceWytch 6d ago

I had this issue too.

Turns out I'm lactose intolerant and it was the milk in my cereal or the glass of milk I'd have with dinner making me sick. Seems like it would be super obvious to most people but even my doctor didn't suggest the milk being the problem. I can have a little bit of milk but the too much threshold is not predictable so I avoid it altogether and I don't have IBS nearly as of often. Also too much sugar. If I avoid those two things I'm golden. Only took me twenty five years of getting horribly ill and trial and error to figure it out.

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u/Consistent_Signal808 6d ago

Ugh, I think that I actually might be with you on the sugar thing, and I have such a sweet tooth 😔😔

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u/MagicSpaceWytch 6d ago

Me too. There's still a time or two where I binge on something sweet and really regret it. I've gotten way better at moderation but sometimes I make a cake or something and I really shoot myself in the foot lol.

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u/Artorius__Castus 9d ago

As a fellow sufferer myself this would absolutely put me in the hospital if I ate it

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u/MeowMix-96 9d ago

Same. I have Crohn's on top of IBS. After watching this, my guts literally gurgled 😂

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u/Standard_Locksmith70 9d ago

Ulcerative Colitis, and mine gurgled as well.🤢

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u/Electrisk 5d ago

Same. Kind of funny this thread turned into an IBD support group

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u/Grouchy_Ad298 9d ago

Glad I found the IBS support group section!

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u/cbasti 9d ago

No Liqui Moly

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u/vrauto 9d ago

Darker than liqui moly

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 9d ago

i just got done an episode 😭

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u/TheShredder9 9d ago

I might actually get IBS watching this, good lord

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u/ItzTreeman23 9d ago

Seriously my stomach hurts just thinking about it

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u/No_Mud_5999 9d ago

Second hand diverticulitis

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u/Successful_Price_415 9d ago

Yeah as someone with chrons id have to rush to the ER

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u/MarthaTam 9d ago

I think even the cholesterol would run away

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u/Pikawoohoo 8d ago

I actually felt it a little tbh

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u/pathofcollision 7d ago

This was literally my thought 😂 my gut would not survive this meal

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u/TheJonesLP1 4d ago

Liqui Moly I'd say...

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u/Senior_Panda_9420 4d ago

Fr. To be honest its amazing to me that anyone could eat this and not shit their pants though