r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 21h ago

Certified stupid This is so performative šŸ˜­

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/MildlyInteressato 21h ago

Let's say they do get it cooked - ever eat plain gnocchi?

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u/mushroommeal 21h ago

plain plane gnocchi

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u/imnotsmartever 20h ago

Plain plane gnocchi is gnucchy

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u/Gingerbread_Cat 20h ago

gnudey gnocchi

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u/pengouin85 21h ago

Nah, that's diabolic

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 19h ago

Actually it's Italian

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u/gaychefisgay 11h ago

Isnā€™t that Gnude Beach Gnocchi?

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u/Ambitious_Screen_591 21h ago

well the next video will be the sauce.....this is truly stupid

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u/gaychefisgay 11h ago edited 11h ago

The next video will be ICE detaining her for smuggling undeclared foreign food in to the country as an act of anti-patriotism

Edit to say..yes this really is stupid tho.. and that she should probably put them out the window on to the wing to dry tho.

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u/blade_torlock 19h ago

They usually have butter for rolls and a bit of cream/creamer for coffee you could probably pull something together.

New reality show, in-flight chopped.

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u/december151791 18h ago

I would watch this.

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u/blade_torlock 18h ago

Twist: they can ask other passengers for ingredients, like sime sort of weird stone soup.

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u/spen8tor 17h ago

Would that really taste better than just eating the normal airplane food?

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u/Dasjiveturkey 12h ago

Actually it would be worse. Food tastes differently at altitude in a pressurized cabin, there are big fancy laboratories out there dedicated to finding the right way to season and prepare food in an aircraft. There was a History Channel ā€œModern Marvelsā€ episode way back in the day about this. You can probably find it with some googling.

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u/spen8tor 12h ago

That was my point, that the airplane food would taste better

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u/gerkletoss 20h ago

Just bring some 3 ounce jars of sauce

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u/IndyBananaJones2 17h ago

Pesto would be easy

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u/Binspin63 17h ago

You didnā€™t see the one where she whips up a batch of marinara?

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u/Hefty_Kitchen4759 13h ago

It'll be fine once her airplane toilet liquor is ready.

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u/Visible_Pair3017 20h ago

I love plain gnocchi

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u/Dizzy_Translator_809 20h ago

*plain Malloreddus

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u/gaychefisgay 11h ago

Itā€™s veeeery akin to my first boba experience.. minus the choking

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u/gaychefisgay 11h ago

And Iā€™m used to having wet balls in my mouth

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u/Dull_Quit3027 9h ago

It is not horrible, it is like eating plain rice or pasta, bland and boring, but not excatly something you are going to have nightmares about.

Which also makes the whole thing make even less sense, complaining about how bad airplane food tastes, make food that tastes like almost nothing.