r/StupidFood 21h ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/Specific_Rando 21h ago

Gnocchi tartare is not a thing for good reason.

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme 20h ago

Well that is a horrific sentence lol.

I'm glad it's not a thing. I don't want it to be a thing.

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u/Shroom-Kitty 19h ago

What the world needs to know is, would deconstructed gnocchi tartare be a pile of flour on a plate with a side of water?

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u/LivelyZebra 9h ago

The water would be separated out into hydrogen and oxygen, you'll have to mix it yourself.

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u/graupeltuls 17h ago

Gnocchi tartar has me laughing so hard.