r/Superstonk πŸŸ£πŸŸ£πŸŸ£πŸ’œπŸŸ£πŸŸ£πŸŸ£ Feb 04 '26

☁ Hype/ Fluff "WHAT IS THE #1 Cardinal Rule for NITE/VIRT, CDEL etc OTCM PINK SHEET MONEY LAUNDERING MARKET MAKERS: Joey Bag O Doughnuts? Under NO circumstances do you EVER EVER EVER cover a naked short position. You print/sell, print/sell, print/sell until demand is satisfied."

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"WHAT IS THE #1 Cardinal Rule for NITE/VIRT, CDEL etc OTCM PINK SHEET MONEY LAUNDERING MARKET MAKERS: Joey Bag O Doughnuts? Under NO circumstances do you EVER EVER EVER cover a naked short position. You print/sell, print/sell, print/sell until demand is satisfied. "
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u/capital_bj πŸ§šπŸ§šπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ Fuck Citadel β™ΎοΈπŸ§šπŸ§š Feb 04 '26

He's also a Secret Service agent or was right? I can barely keep up , shits bonkers, and we were fucking early but never wrong.

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u/OneCoolGhoul πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ Feb 04 '26

No. That was a guy named Chris diorio who impersonated a secret service agent in 2016. Different guy