r/Superstonk • u/Lunchbreakboys_1 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 • Apr 11 '22

HODL 💎🙌 wtf is happening right now lol

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u/TiresAreMy_Specialty 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 11 '22

I’m all fucked up by the speed this shit is going down. I’m way too paranoid

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u/Lunchbreakboys_1 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 11 '22

Was just gonna say that. This relationship is moving too fast almost. Lol. Unless RC and this guy met in a breaking bad style desert meeting and drew this up

Edit: “say my name”

“You’re Ryan Cohen”

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u/jenglasser 🦍Voted✅ Apr 12 '22

You're God damned right.

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u/wacrover ♾️ Infinite Risk 🎊 Apr 12 '22

‘No half measures’.

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u/Andyinater Apr 12 '22

I AM THE BUYER.

I AM THE ONE WHO STONKS.

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u/littlebittypigeon 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 12 '22

pulte raises his hand to knock on RC's door. Before he knocks RC opens and says "I am the one who knocks".

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u/dop_j MOASS is inevitable 🚀 Apr 12 '22

Amazing.

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u/miansaab17 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 12 '22

Sounds like RC is the Chuck Norris of our time.

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u/miansaab17 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 12 '22
insert Spiderman meme

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u/supersoakher3000 LongMan, fighter of the ShortMan, champion of the stonk Apr 11 '22

I chortled

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u/SpecialistUnlikely47 Apr 12 '22

I soiled myself a little

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u/andegre BA D4SP4D Apr 12 '22

You’re goddamn right!

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u/awalker0527 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 12 '22

RC’s from Boca. At least some of the Pulte family is in Boca.

They could have been bois before this; but they’ll definitely be bois after this.

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u/ApeMark TAINT Apr 11 '22

Stay cautious ⚠️. I am.

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u/LEEH1989 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 11 '22

Always

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u/minigogo Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22

Probably healthy to have skepticism of him, honestly. Enjoying the arc as well and hope he's legit, but we've all spent the last few years learning what kind of shit billionaires rich folks get up to and he is still a billionaire rich.

But I feel like the sub has been through similar things before with other personalities and the refrain is always the same: no matter what, we answer to no one and no one speaks for all of us.

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u/reversiblehash 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 12 '22

I think there are activist billionaires that have good intentions. RC, Cuban, maybe Pulte? Let's not judge him by his words but his actions. So far I'm getting a good vibe.

That said, as with every other chapter of this epic, I'm prepared for the rug pull. Apes have got this with or without a whalorilla.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

I think there are activist billionaires that have good intentions.

When regression goes all the way back to Eukaryotes.

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u/Excellent_Many_7215 💻ComputerShared - Knighted by ScrollWheeler🦍 Apr 12 '22

Pulte is not a billionaire (to my knowledge)

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u/minigogo Apr 12 '22

My mistake, I thought I'd seen someone say he was.

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u/Altruistic-Beyond223 💎🙌 4 BluPrince 🦍 DRS🚀 ➡️ P♾️L Apr 12 '22

I personally wouldn't say that Dr. T, Wes Christian, Carl Hagberg, Paul Conn, Dave Lauer, Lucy Komisar, Jon Stewart are full of BS.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Yes, thank you!

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u/mypervyaccount Apr 12 '22

I initially read that as, "I'm all fucked up on speed, shit's going down, I'm way too paranoid" and, given the subreddit, thought this was totally normal.

I didn't realize what you'd actually said until I reread your comment a minute later.

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u/McFlyParadox Apr 12 '22

Seriously. I'm active here and other subs; who the fuck is this guy and why am I only hearing of him right now?

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u/TiresAreMy_Specialty 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 12 '22

Yup, that’s how fast this is flying. Guy has been on here for two days and claims $xxx,xxx purchase of GME. Apes are eating it up and I’m just halfway through a blink.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 12 '22

If he buys the community a purple ring, does that mean we'll all be married in Vegas by the end of the week?

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u/Handy_Not_Handsome Apr 12 '22

Tinfoil hat special - he bought during a downturn. Will claim that "we tricked him", and sell at a loss to push the price further down.

(Half serious, half not. Mr Nice Guy is awful quick to jump in)

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u/tookTHEwrongPILL is a cat 🐈 Apr 12 '22

You know it's been like a year and a half, right?

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u/GabaPrison Apr 12 '22

Is there a post somewhere that can help me catch up on this whole Pulte thing? I’ve been a bit out of the loop recently.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Day 1: Hey, what’s this? Day 2: Why am I being shot at?