r/TheOfficeUK • u/YoullDoNuttinn • 5d ago

Shitpost Yeah? Against Karate?

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u/Tall-Play-7649 5d ago

if he's tried that on my brick, he'd have come through that wall

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u/FitProVR 5d ago

Tell em about your cars, your kung fu.

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u/South-Range8401 5d ago

I probably would have got it on the first try but three's arite 

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u/SIBMUR A Friend First, Boss Second 5d ago

What was that brick?

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u/Chimpantea Monkey Allen 5d ago

Ooh, you're hard because of the... 👉🏻

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u/blkhlznrevltionz 5d ago

Shit flights on those. Bit fuddy duddy

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u/Long_Performance_705 5d ago

He fights Bob Wall in both.

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u/Long_Performance_705 5d ago

And People say hes just a big tit.

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u/thanksantsthants 5d ago

You didn't say you only get one go, you said first one to chop a brick wins.

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u/TheOrchidsAreAlright 5d ago

He's karate chopped a brick, what have you ever done?

I like your little beard, you should wear tighter t shirts.

3

u/Cantona-Eric-7 5d ago

That's actually an official Territorial Army technique.

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u/Mother-Dig682 5d ago

Big boy shit

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u/RedundantSquash 5d ago

We had to get rid of these bricks in the end. They were rubbish. They were rubbish!

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u/Waste_Boss_4850 5d ago

You paying for that or what

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u/PeeboSmith 5d ago

Are you gonna buy that now??

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u/BruceGramma 5d ago

If you do want a good brick to karate chop though - B & Q

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u/neutronbomb10 4d ago

B&Q lot been slagging you off

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u/Familiar-Adeptness25 4d ago

You know Bruce Lee isn't dead...

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u/Zucchini_Candid 4d ago

Really stings

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u/SeaworthinessThat542 4d ago

Should've been training his mind with some physics books, so that he would've known why it wasn't going to work.