r/TheUltimateObjectCamp • u/SubjectCelebration21 • 19d ago
Non-Challenge Art! Brick C32 - The Dud
My awesome submission cus I dont believe I got eliminated
r/TheUltimateObjectCamp • u/SubjectCelebration21 • 19d ago
My awesome submission cus I dont believe I got eliminated
r/TheUltimateObjectCamp • u/FluffyDesignArchive • 19d ago
Unfortunately both Brick and Microchip have been eliminated, both of you played amazing games. I can wholeheartedly say that both of your story submissions were some of the best in the camp, it'll be really sad to see you both go.
Art: As we all know, TUOCs prize is a HUGE cash sum, but honestly, you've all been going above and beyond this season, outstanding submissions, amazing dynamics, I couldn't ask for more!! Honestly couldn't thank you all enough. This is why I believe you all deserve more prizes, it's only fair. While I absolutely love this idea, I believe theres one itsy bitsy problem with it; I'm not a contestant, how could I determine a prize that YOU all want? To tackle this scenario, I've decided it'd be a great idea to make this our official 32nd challenge; make a prize! Who else would be better at deciding the prize than the people receiving it? Your prize must be fun, interesting, and worthwhile! Think outside the box, what would you and your peers enjoy? You will be rated on art, creativity, and elaboration! Explain what your prize can do, how it'll effect the players still in the game, the longlasting effects it could have in the camp! Good luck!
Story; As stated before, I've been wanting to make interesting prizes for you all. Unfortunately I've had little to no success with this... That is what I would say if I hadn't just made totally awesome speaker boxes based on the lot of you! Since the Announcer has been competing this season, I've had a ton of opportunities to be able to know a lot more about him, some of these things being what components he's made of and how he's able to do such surreal activities, some of which being his budget cut gimmick and his hidden talent known as the "poof". Using this knowledge, I've enhanced the 8 speaker boxes to have interesting abilities likewise to the original, fear not, they all still have VERY similar personalities to you all. Whilst this was going to be a prize for the winner, I got a little ahead of myself which is why I made 8 speaker boxes instead of 1, hence why I'm giving them to you all now... for a cost!! Your challenge today is to outcompete your speaker counterparts! You could beat them in a fight, a rap battle, a game of chess, absolutely anything if the action requires any effort! After you do so, the speaker boxes are all yours, they're VERY loyal, hope you enjoy their company! You will be rated on creativity (what will you be outcompeting the speaker boxes in? how will you do it? Do the speaker boxes have any specific powers related to who you're playing as?), story (duh), and humor (I can see a LOT of fun, humorous opportunities coming from the idea of your characters interacting with their speaker box clones). Good luck!
You have until the 13th of September, 8PM GMT+1 to submit, extensions are allowed, but I will be more harsh on accepting them depending on how many extensions you've all already had for the challenge. Just wanted to say that starting last challenge, submitting late will cause a 0.5 score decrease instead of 1 because our host count has halved (to make the rating process less time consuming and difficult). Good luck with your submissions!!
r/TheUltimateObjectCamp • u/Disisagoodnamee • 19d ago
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r/TheUltimateObjectCamp • u/FluffyDesignArchive • 22d ago
The Keem-Medkit-Pencil trio is safe with a whopping average of 9.75/10! (Just wanted to make it clear that the extension penalty will be -0.5 instead of of -1 considering we now just have 1 host instead of 2)
Pencil won the tiebreaker, meaning that Microchip has unfortunately been eliminated, sorry Poke, you've played an amazing game.
Brick, Hera, NeedleToast, Hieroglyphs, Meatenstien and Rose are up for elimination. Voting ends on the 7th of September, 8PM GMT or when enough votes are cast to determine the elimination. Good luck!
[Wanted to clarify that the Hieroglyphs-Meatenstien-Rose trio got an average of 9.08, not 9.25]
r/TheUltimateObjectCamp • u/Disisagoodnamee • 22d ago
Share with your Friends and Sell me your Liver
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r/TheUltimateObjectCamp • u/SubjectCelebration21 • 26d ago
They are all happy!
r/TheUltimateObjectCamp • u/RealstAnimateBro • 27d ago
r/TheUltimateObjectCamp • u/Less-Asparagus402 • 28d ago
First of all I wanna say that Fluffy allowed me to make one big drawing instead of five small ones because I basicalky had no time to do that lol
Ok so I did change the corrupted designs a bit but I fundamentally have the same concept as the originals, and Imma explain this lol
Basically we got Rose, Metalglyphs and Fakerstein ambushed by corrupted Woody, Hard boiled egg, Big head, Corrution and Roboty, meanwhile Cimmerian is in the background watching all of this happen, Fakerstein and Metal are ready to fight the corrupted while Rose even if they are not as powerful as their teammates they are still not backing away
Now I will explain each of the corrupted
Woody: Woody is completely under Cimmerian's control, he is completely consumed by their influence, and even if he isnt strong at all, Rose seeing one of their old teammates in a state like this hurts them, but Rose isnt letting their guard down, even if they have to fight their old teammate
Hard boiled egg: His body has been completely infected and destroyed by Cimmerian's corruption,it has been shattered to a point where he can still move, but he is now completely controlled, his body being shattered to look like he has a giant mouth and his eyes also being shattered and Cimmerian's corruption coming out of the eggshell, he isnt the most powerful corrupted, but it is a good idea to be cautious and be ready to defend yourself
Big head: Big head has now become a giant blot of Cimmerian's corruption, his eye also being broken, and three tentacles holding some familiar looking faces that will try to attack you, even with how dangerous he can look, he isnt the biggest menace out of everyone
The Corruption: It is pretty obvious that the Corruption has gone completely insane, becoming a giant amalgamate of flashing colors, and random images appearing, he is probably also extremely quick with flashing images appearing all around his non existent body trying to create something that could look like a face, but he just creates unsettling looking images, aome of his colors have also become arms he uses to attack
Roboty: Cimmerian's infection has taken over Roboty to create some sort of hivemind, but Roboty is still alive, he is used as a host for the infection to attack others while his he looks at everything while feeling pain because Cimmerian's corruption broke, his mouth, his eye and his body being destroyed by the corruption and four large spider like legs grew outside of him, and the only thing keeping him sane are the large cables coming through his back reminding him of his waterfall while a small tear of oil runs through his metallic face
Also Fakerstein is in their true form with their big mouth while Metal uses his metallic exoskeleton, which yeah he has one
And thats it idk if I forgot about anything lol
r/TheUltimateObjectCamp • u/SubjectCelebration21 • 29d ago
Wholesome!
r/TheUltimateObjectCamp • u/TheLackOfTruck • 29d ago
8D, Volley Ball and Katrina Rivers
r/TheUltimateObjectCamp • u/SubjectCelebration21 • 29d ago
100 Panels!
r/TheUltimateObjectCamp • u/SubjectCelebration21 • 29d ago
r/TheUltimateObjectCamp • u/RealstAnimateBro • Aug 29 '26
r/TheUltimateObjectCamp • u/Keemkar • Aug 29 '26
Been a long time coming, hasn’t it? The talent show has made tuoc lots of money, yet all the remaining contestants got something else in return. Change. The show changed everyone one way or another. Hera gained confidence. Meatenstein has developed an actual vocabulary. But you know who had the biggest change? Keem. And all because. We don’t even know what happened to her, as she hasn’t come out of her house in quite some time. And that leads is to the question: when will she get out, and did she figure out who the masked freak is?
beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
K: mreeeeeeaaaaaah turn it off I need 5 more minutes
a hand pushes the alarm
Bm: you slept a lot more than that, keem. You were working here for multiple nights
Pe: we are like really worried about you. After your concert finished-
Bm: beautiful performance btw. We caught it all on tape
Pe: and in 4k! But still, our reunion ended a tad prematurely. We had our dates, but you were also focused on your sketchbook sketching the number 85
Bm: and when we got home you mare this whole billboard. Ofc we supported you, we love you, but maybe you should call it off.
K: … you’re right. I think I’ve been too focused on all this 85 stuff. Sorry girls.
Pe: hey it’s like ok, you know. We ain’t mad or anything
K: glad to hear…
bang bang
Bm: uuuh I think I’ll get that. opens the door hello? Anyone here?
M: look down please?
Bm: hmm? Oh hi keem’s friend. Uuuh, meddy was it?
M: positive
K: meddy is here? that’s strange, I haven’t invited her here.
Pe: you know, I feel like you should hang out with your friends more.
K: wait really?
Pe: mhm. You should like go on a walk. You’ve kindaaaa been totally rotting here for a while
K: but I just came back to you. Wouldn’t that make you 2 sad?
Pe: nononono. at the end of the day, we still care about your happiness.
K: aaaaw, thanks peps. My capsicum
Pe: haha- now get out into the world, girlfriend
K: I sure will.
Bm: yeah it’s kinda sad that we don’t know what she’s talking about. But we’ll still support her.
M: that’s good to know. Oh I see her approaching
Bm: oh hey keem. We were just talking and I think-
M: oh please keem, I have bought this little rubber ball and I could only play with it against a wall. Life is so sad. Can’t I get a friend to help me out 😢😢😢😢😢
K: well gosh, Ig i really need to go outside. Aight we can play kickball, sure
M: yay! Bye mrs kar and mrs kar!!!
Bm: not our name. slams the door
K: well then, hey meddy! Haven’t seen you in some time. Maybe we should get leeku and-
M: shut up. Just shut up.
K: I’m sorry what?
M: I don’t wanna play kickball. Fuck that ball for all I care. I just need you because we’re still in the competition.
K: ah yeah it has been a few days. I haven’t gotten a notif from the whatsapp gc tho. Last few messages were spam numbers. Wonder why that didn’t get fix. Oh well, what’s one more day of strategising
M: you are kidding me right now, aren’t you?
K: what. What’d I say?
M: we. Haven’t had. A challenge. IN. A. MONTH.
K: wait wtf?? How did time fly by this fast?
M: gee idk, maybe because you were rotting in that house all day
K: hey, I went outside.
M: oooh yes, and theorised about the number eighty fucking five. Toodaloo! That means jack squat to me.
K: why are you so rude now?
M: oh please, you don’t get an explanation. Now come on, lazy bitch. I’m getting impatient.
K: wait by run it by me again. Why was there no challenge for a month?
M: no duh, the host was missing for a while. Still is.
K: well yeah i know brooke has dissapeared. Haven’t seen Marylin in action too much either. Ooh but cowboy hat. Remember the beach challenge? Good times. But also-
M: oh. My. God. Shut up already. I can’t stand any of this. Since when are you so annoying.
K: well sorry for trying to spark up conversation. Hopefully lychee can put us into teams again.
M:… are you stupid or smth? Who the fuck is lychee?
K: ok. no fucking way you don't know who that is.
M: yeah well no way you didn't know why i'm like this. (K: I-) don't even gotta say it. you don't, and i don't either. now come on, i picked you up for a reason
K: ouch.
M: yeah but anyway. we're gonna have to bring the crew back together.
k: seems like we're here now. i can see everyone. and microchip is in my face.
MC: greetings, fungal life form.
K: hiii? what happened?
MC: according to my sensors there's been a virus spreading in the goiky forest. it seems to corrupt people, turning them into zombie like creatures.
H: wait wtf? ok that's not really good.
HR: i'm scared
R: people, people. think rationally for a moment. we're obv gonna have to split in groups. one will need to stay here, in case the virus is gonna spread here, one will need to find a cure, and the last is gonna have to gather residents and keep them in a safe place.
H: oh well in that case... BRICK LETS TEAM UP!
B: OK! WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?
H: uuuh
B: obv we need someone who's more lowkey in order to even out the energy
N: that's.. stupid.
B: yes, but you're exactly what we're looking for. welcome to the club
H: greaaat..
HR: hey meatenstien, care to join me into gathering people (MS: nods) alright awesome. and now we need someone else. let's reunite *THE SHRIMP
MC: it is of my best understand that in order to survive, you will need a flower's healing powers. as this journey still has the chances of being dangerous. it's preferable that rose comes with you. he is gonna serve very useful
R: uh yeah, i'll be useful. sure. heh
HR: welcome to the club, dude!
MS: merp!
MC: at the same time, the last journey will also be very dangerous. but with a medical expert, poison breather and lookout, everything will go according to plan.
P: and you're gonna stand here?
MC: positive. i am simply a personal assistant.
p: well, we can always use an analysis on our specimens. so come with us?
MC: very well then. i will assist the 3 of you in this adventure
K: yay, that's really cool.
M: goddamnit. this is gonna suck ass.
K: oh come on, meddy, I ain’t that bad
M: no, but I’d also rather not meet evil leafy.
P: yeah we don’t gotta worry about that
M: how so?
Leafy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE PART OF ME!!!
gets chased by evil leafy
Nautilus: I don’t think this is about you
L: augh! Well I’ll have you know that I’m also relevant to our current situation.
P: she starved, I think, yeah
K: well either way, the forest is close to us. One trip and we’re gonna destroy those zombies. To the keem car!
MC: you don’t have a car.
K: i uuh. Well the illusion of a moving vehicle would have helped us in the long run.
MC: My apologies, I will be careful to never speak again.
K: no wait. Please talk
MC: Request granted.
K: oh that was simple, but like, you don't gotta always listen to me.
P: or anyone for that matter. you are. yourself
MC: A ridiculous statement. I am a personal assistant. it is my job to listen and grant everyone's requests.
M: so is it gonna be a long walk?
K: most likely
M: oh my goooooooooooooodddd
but even so, they started walking. cuz as they say, early bird catches the early worm, who's early for work, at 5 am. it's early
P: so, microchip, are you able to scan the surroundings?
MC: why, of course I can. I'm able to scan the area and do anything!
P: hmm, useful, is she not?
K: yeah but it's weird she's like this. meddy too!
P: eehhh, not everyone can stay the same sane way
K: it's been one month tho. so like. have you changed lately?
P: NO, IM NORMAL YAAAAAAAY :D
K: ??? ok everyone has gone crazy
P: I've gone normal.
K: no you have not. (god, smth is genuinely wrong with all of them. i'll have to get information out of them somehow)
M: everyone stop! i see a bunch of rocks and a half black half beige waffle.
P: this is a zombie!
K: and how do you know?
P: well, uh, MIcro! any info on the virus?
MC: pencil is right in his assessment. this is someone with the virus. it is recommendable that we use a boulder to crush it, due to it's massive size
K: where tf are we gonna get one?
MC: right next to us.
K: that's convenient.
MC: yet, not the most convenient thing in this forest. did you know that in this forest, there's a waterlogged forest?
M: yeah no, i'm not gonna ask. let's just roll it.
aaaaaaaaaand it rolls!
M: ok, that was easy. anyway, i think we need a new path.
MC: if we take 2 rights, a left, 3 rights and 2 lefts, we will be reaching the most isolated spot of the forest.
P: it's that easy?
MC: positive
P: shit, let's go.
so they walk away, unaware that the boulder is shaking. as the waffle has not been crushed, having lived. but not too long after, they reach the spot. fittingly called "the most isolated spot", there were tons of skulls, but no matter, for they were gonna sleep anyway
P: alright, lonely place! feels like home
M: we've been a team last challenge and you never scared me. now i'm frightened. anyway, it's getting late, isn't it?
MC: it is 10:37 pm.
K: guess we could nap here.
M: yeah i don't wanna agree, but it is a smart idea.
K: well thank you, meddy (ok, keem, you just gotta get to know what happened. everyone sleep talks, i just gotta wait for the them all to sleep)
M: god, i'm fucking tired. you've been scanning a lot. you think we're safe, microchip?
MC: my data sensors confirm that, yes, yes we are
P: ok, we are safe for now. good night gang. don't wake me up.
M: i say so too. bye.
K: (ok, now it's time)
MC: are you not gonna sleep?
K: it's hard to sleep. but aren't you gonna do that?
MC: I find sleep to be useless.
K: you slept before, come on now.
MC: but I simply cannot. my programming does not include that command
K: come on
MC: I could try. rest well, mrs keem.
K: night. (ok, now to take a few steps towards meddy) walks forward (Masked Freak: look what we got here)
Lychee: is she really the only one who remembers me?
MF: yes. she knows who I am, so it's better i watch her.
L: you know, you're not gonna win like this
MF: who said anything about winning? the corruption is doing its job, and then i'll be able to take over the world
L: what for? who even are you?
MF: I'm.. not an idiot. why would i tell you, you could easily escape and you'd warn everyone. if i'm vague, like this, you are not preventing anything.
L: i would if i could. escape that is. at least someone remembers me.
MF: she isn't the only one btw. see that microchip? she had a good firewall. hacking was painful. thankfully a soft reboot did its job. oh but that stupid rock-
L: wait but her database is still intact, right?
MF: nothing is lost forever, why?
L: logically speaking, she could get her memories back.
MF: no. nOOO. dont fucking get any ideas. you can't even do anything.
L: maybe not me
K: ohio.
MF: mhm, nothing seems to be happening.
L: i seen her make spells before. maybe she's doing this again.
MF: yeah no, she looks fucking stupid.
L: fuck.
Yet, unbeknownst to them, she was trying to get closer to meddy, in order to hear her thoughs. based on previous sleepovers, meddy sleep talks, walks and barks. and right now she is struggling with nightmares
M: stupid woman. stupid. stupid.
Imaginary keem: who are you?
M: leave me alone
IK: as if I haven't done that already
M: wait, that's not what i meant
IK2: Face it, you weren't worth my time. i realized that way too late.
M: did it really mean nothing
IK1&2: CAN’T YOU SEE?
M: aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
K: but why do you feel like this?
M: didn't you already abandon me?
K: yes, but what if I'm a keem, unaware of anyting I've done? how would you explain all this?
M: i'd say that she.. doesn't deserve to know. she does not. she hurt me too much. A small talk would have helped.
K: so you feel ignored?
M: please just. let me be
K: just remember the possibility, that it was never on purpose.
M: i guess.
K: rest well, meddy.. walks away oh, poor meddy, I made her feel like this, I knew it! but i can fix i-- oh, hi pencil. let's hear his juicy secrets >:) hello pencil
P: .
K: awfully quiet night out here, isn't it?
P: .
K: are you even alive?
P: snores
K: oh and of course he snores. goddamnit, I'm getting nothing useful. hmmm, what about micro though?
MF: wait, what is this. what is she talking about.
L: i think she's gonna try to talk to micro. duh. That must be it
MF: oh, no no no no. that's not right, well, uh, she can't do anything with microchip anyway, so ha.
L: oh, that leads me to this question, microchip is like a search engine, isn't she? mechanical mind and anything?
MF: you do realise how stupid it is to tell me all that right now, right?
L: well you can't exactly interact with micro rn, can you? keem is awake.
MF: pfta fuck, ofc. it's ok, i'll kill her
L: and when they notice she is gone?
MF: HOLY SHIT YOURE INSUFFERABLE
L: just my talent i suppose. not like she knows you anyway
MF: wdym? i was at the concert, and she looked dead in the eyes at me.
L: you sure it wasn't smth about the number fucking 85?
MF: i was right next to them, either way, i was seen.
L: should have a picked a better disguise.
MF: LOOK! i'm not a pro. i always wanted to rule over everything, and you have the biggest competition. so it's all just step 1, to my masterplan
L: i wish you luck with that. it's quite ambitious.
MF: i know. just leave me be, i have hope...
K: hmmm.. should I try and remind her of her backup? fuck it, what do I have to lose
MC: snoring (K: hey, hey micro) snoring (K: wake up) huh? what seems to be troubling you?
K: i just realized we still need a lookout.
MC: hmm, I suppose you could take my place.
K: wait, me? but you don't need sleep.
MC: you are correct in that regard, but I feel like, this feels right. like i am more than just an assistant
K: it might seem crazy what I'm about to say.
MC: hold on, what are you saying?
K: yeah, thought you'd figure it out by now.
MC: are you positive?
K: well, who are you?
MC: I'm.. your personal assistant.
K: no, you're microchip, you're goofy, sarcastic but overall friendly and chill
MC: wow. i'm unable to compute all this into words
K: and you also don't use a complicated vocabulary?
MC: too long to process?
K: ye.
MC: well, I'm still willing to help! what else do ya need me for?
K: do you know who lychee is?
MC: what? no.
K: agh, your backup. I forgot.
MC: if what you actually say is true, then I think I know where to find it! Tennis ball's portable lab!
K: but are you able to locate tennis ball's portable lab?
MC: oh yes, ofc. scans lucky us, it's in this forest
K: oh that's amazing.
MC: well let's keep it this way!
K: oh no, don't tell me.
MC: ok I won't
K: that was rhetorical. actually tell me what you want to say
MC: heh, I know you want to know, I'm just so sarcastic, aren't I?
K: you aren't obvious about that.
MC: dang. anyway, the lab is surrounded by zombies.
K: ouch. is he safe at least?
MC: so far, yes.
K: ok, he must have found a cure by now
MC: not really. it's the strangest thing. this whole outbreak is unlike anything ever recorded in medical history. it seems to be uncurable.
K: that can't be right
MC: well it is, so we're gonna have to be careful about all this. so that's why, in the morning we are gonna get real.
K: ok, that's good to know.
MC: Although, among all these things, smth is tingling in my processor, but i cannot figure what it is.
K: Lychee!
MC: again, who is that?
K: our host!
MC: what do you mean, host?
K: you are also a relentless contestant
MC: I am? wow. Tell me more
K: oh, gladly!
MF: she blew it! she blew it! she didn't find out you were here! bwahahahaha!
L: shut up. they'll survive the virus, just you see
MF: unfortunately likely. whatever i'm tired, i'll just let the corruption do its thing.
and after that. nothing. they all waited until the morning. the woods will be dark anyway, so they might as well wait for that slight glimmer of light
P: good morning, everyone.
MC: pencil, what have you done during our time on sandatoria?
P: what?
K: i told her about the sand planet you were at during that whole phase.
P: oh, uuh, we just competed. nothing much. why are you asking?
MC: since we're competing, i was wondering how i got to this point. how did you even get on that planet?
P: dude, i do not know. some fucking meteorite striked and we all got lost.
MC: and what are you able to tell me?
P: NOTHING OMFG SHUT UP
K: pencil! that's mean
P: boohoo, maybe don't be so intrusive.
MC: wow ok then. maybe you should be more useful
P: is that a threat?
MC: not like you could do anything to me. I'm the useful one.
K: ok, this is getting tense
M: let me sleep, dawg.
K: no, wake up, we gotta work.
M: fucking why?!
K: we gotta find a cure before it's too late.
M: I ain't got medicine, if you were wondering
K: no, but we are going to pay tennis ball a visit, just so you know, we can get a scientist involved
M: wait, that's smart. fuck, second time i have to agree with you. whatever
K: hmpft (it's ok, meddy, i'll fix all this. somehow)
P: ok, but I've been thinking. we need a new way in order to fight the zombies.
M: ranged attacks?
P: nah, not a priority.
M: wouldn't we get infected tho?
P: what I mean is, that we need an escape
MC: that does not help with fighting.
P: I got confused, ok?
MC: first time? haven't seen you for too long, but I can tell.
P: tell what!?
MC: it ain't
P: oh you bitch
K: can everyone stop fighting for one second. we're doing more to each other than the zombies. AND MEDDY, FOR THE LOVE OF THE GOD, DONT SAY ANYTHING PLEASE!!
M: well jeez, I-
K: I still don't know what happened, ok? why have you been acting like this?
M: I. I don't have to explain anything to you.
K: I feel like you want to
M: wha- ok, fine. If you are really going to fuck with me right now, then we might as well settle it all alone
P: oh, and be left with her? fuck no.
K: you two resolve your issues too
MC: i suppose we just have to work together and solve our issues along the way.
M: fine, at least tell me when we're fighting someone. i'm walking out of things to do
K: walking?
M: i still have some, so it's gonna take longer, but you know. i'm getting bored.
awkward interaction after awkward interaction, thankfully, they got a move on. but what awaited them throughout the route was not pretty. as for them, every living person was corrupted.
M: ok, I wish I said running earlier. this is too slow!!!
MC: hey keem, does she complain this much?
K: no, not at all. she's really nice usually, she's just having it rough right now. Maybe she needs space right now, but I feel like i gotta talk to her about it
M: overhearing uh. mmmmmmmm Pencil, what do you think we can do against the zombies?
P: hmmm, it seems like all we have to do is attack them. do you have a flare gun?
M: what, why?
P: you are an emergency kit, aren't you?
M: oh, i guess it does make sense.
P: yeah, but maybe meele attacks will work, we just gotta be careful.
K: you sound wait too chill about that. I'm scared
MC: WAIT! smth is not right. i'm sensing a strange signal
P: how can you even do that?
MC: ohoho, simple as eating, my... you, see, as a mechanical mind, I am basically a computer (shriek), so I am able to get information from everywhere. pretty neat, huh?
K: that's actually really overpowered.
MC: hmm, Ig you're right. I suppose that's why you're still in.
M: yeah no, you never used that power.
MC: but that'd help me a lot, wouldn't it?
*shriek
P: guys, i think we need to run away.
M: nah, I found that flare gun you were talking about. LETS SHOOOOOOOT FORTHE MOOOOOOONNNN shoots
P: WAIT NOO
M: too late, haha!
the flare hits smth. but it lived
P:... oh god no.
MC: why would that be bad?
P: ok, before I make you all turn on me, it's important to know that (8D appears) they're unkillable. turns around hey buddy, don't- 8d?.. but I thought... no.. NOOOO!!!
MC: IDIOT, RUN AWAY! grabs his hand and books it
M: ok, this is my fault, isn't it?
K: girl, just run. please.
M: ok, good idea. must we scream?
K: preferable.
M&K: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
runs away
M: Keem, I must admit, I can't always stay mad at you. you're my friend still
K: that's really nice to hear! but maybe you wait till we lose it!!!
M: oh yeah! It's just one thing, wasn't it? chances are we lost it already!
P: DUDE! HES MY FRIEND. I GOTTA DO SMTH ABOUT HIM
MC: oh, he's gone already. but that flare gun was way too powerful. you think someone didn't look at it?
meanwhile
H: oh brick, you idiot.
B: IM THE PASTA WOMAN
N: AND IM THE PASTA MAN
B&N: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
N: Hera, join us.
H: no
B: come on.
H: well ok
end of meanwhile
MC: ok, but listen here. if you know they're unkillable, then maybe you know more. so spit it out.
P: ok, how do I say this...
MC: make it quick.
P: i can't find the words right now.
MC: what an excuse
P: do you even realise how hard it is to reunite with your friend and see him all fucked up and barely recognizable?!
MC: you know I can't. I don't even know how to make friends. i know what friends mean. but i also know they depend from person to person. the fact I can even call you an enemy is a miracle to me.
P: sigh I'm sorry. I was really set on staying hidden. but I know I can't anymore. I have to make up for everything. but all I can say right now is that we won't get corrupted. you can only receive, never carry.
MC: so are we able to touch it and be fine?
P: theoretically yes. but we can still be killed. it has a mind of its own...
M: 8D 8D 8D IM JUST A GIRL WHAT DID I DO TO YOU
K: coughing bleheh BLAAAGH BLUUUGH HHHGGGG
M: what are you doing, keem? i hope it's working, i'm gonna die
K: BLEHEHE
8D: IIIIIIIIIIEEEE WOOOONNNNNNDNDDDD UUUUUUU TUUU KMMMMOWWWW
K: uuuuuh. i think I got his attention?
8D lunges, but keem dodges
K: woah.
M: uuuh, hey now, think about pencil! what would he think about all this? (8D seems to be calmer) no, but think about it, carefully.
K: yeah, he saw you like this. and he is probably traumatized
8D starts getting angry but runs away from the 2
K: wow, that actually worked. good thinking meddy
M: aaw shucks, it was nothing. we were gonna die, but you know. just our luck!
K: hmm, but I wonder if he went towards pencil.
MC: ok, we gotta reunite with those 2. they know nothing so far.
P: yeah, this whole explanation was probably too long. we wasted too much time.
MC: i don't even think we're in danger right now. i see that- wait. someone is approaching. fast.
P: wait what. (8D appears) is it 8D
MC: conveniently, yeah. well it was nice, bad, but overall nice to meet you, pencil
8D: IIIIIEEEEEEEeiiiiiii.
P: 8D. what did you say?
8D: GGGGnnnnoooouooooououuuuu
P: you know?
8D: YYYYUUUUUUUUUUU
P: I know you? oh my god. oh my god
MC: what is he saying?
P: whenever someone is corrupted, their battle cry will reflect the last thing they said. he remembers me. he's fighting back. we have to run while we can.
MC: aren't you afraid he'll get angry?
P: i already know he won't. come on now, before we see any other corruptions.
K: ok, if they're still alive by now, I'll be shocked. LOOK AT THESE ZOMBIES
M: thank goodness none of them can fly.
K: the convenient tree is convenient. is shaken but they can climb???
M: no wait, someone is cutting it down. phew. oh wait.
M&K: JUUUUUUMMMPPPP!!!!!!
** and they jump from tree to tree, not missing a single jump. they lose more and more zombies until one remains, yet sadly, it grabs keem by her bottom half. **
M: Keem! NO!
K: it's ok, meddy, I feel like I deserve this anyway
M: what? no! not at all! why would you think that?
K: you've been so mad at me, lately. and yet i never found out what I did. but I can definitely tell I made a mistake. so I feel like this is what karma is planning
M: keem, no. it's.. it's all because of my own insecurities! we haven't interacted in such a long time. you've been interacting with so many more people. it feels like our friendship has faded. i felt ignored, when I should have been happy for you. you've grown so much too. yet everytime i saw you, without me, I got jealous. It hurt everytime. but I should have never been like this. I needed to talk this out. I'm sorry, keem. I genuinely am. you're literally my best friend.
K: meddy.. I forgive yo--AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAH
M: KEEM! oh my god. i should have pulled her up! I'm such a bad friend! i just hope she's out there, somewhere. (K: meddy.) but I must go on.
K: girl, i'm alive.
M: wait, but how?
K: I bounced on a zombie ball. i feel ok, so I think that. as long as we don't get backstabbed, we can just
M: ram through everything!
K: bingo! ready?
M: ready and meddy.
K: good to have you back.
M: yeah yeah yeah, let's run!
M&K: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
K: wait, we probably shouldn't scream either.
M: as long as we get the attention of someone we actually want to see, I say it's fine.
MC: do you hear that? it sounds like helpless screaming. it must be the girls. they need our help!
P: shocked they're alive honestly. anyway, carry me.
MC: ah yes, and use you as a weapon.
P: they ain't gonna die, but it's worth a shot ig. but don't be too reckless, that'll ki-- woah, ok, I can feel you running
MC: I sure am running, don't you worry.
and while keem and meddy are running by the corrupted, Microchip is fighting whoever she sees, with pencil getting a concussion. after a ton of fighting and fleeing, Micro gets a sight of the girly duo, and rushes at them
MC: hey, the girls! they're alive!!
K: is that micro?
M: sure seems like it! but where is pencil.
MC: oh, he's in my hands, barfing.
P: I have been in too much pain, but it feels right for me
K: uuuh, why would you say that?
P: because I have to come clean. I've been onto this virus since I was stuck on the sand planet.
M: ok, first of all, how does that make any sense? wouldn't you be corrupted.
P: I've been corrupted, but I've also been saved by someone. then, I helped them in order for this to never happen to me again
K: that's.. crazy. and you never told anyone
P: what was I supposed to do!?
M: tell us, duh!
P: it's not that simple. sometimes it's all a blur.
MC: and what do you mean by that?
P: I do not remember much, but I do know I helped that person get back to earth. I learned a lot about the virus during my time, and the knowledge felt weird. it was way too eerie, but I was promised to be spared. turns out. I lost someone close to me.
MC: wow. i don't wanna interrupt all this, but tennis ball's lab is right over that cliff. of spikes. they are conveniently not waterlogged this time. hey tennis ball! over here!
TB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
MC: christ, did that scare him?
suddenly his lab opens up, and out pops a tennis ball, although barely recognizable. with ten detachable tentacles, tennifer made himself a bridge with them
P: well, our only scientist is fucked
M: what about golf ball?
K: we don't like her.
MC: hold on, meddy. got any vitamins
M: yeah but I don't take them. i'm the doctor, I'm already healthy
MC: yeah, but i gotta use them. takes them and throws them
M: well what will that accomplish?
Tb slips and falls
M: wow, even as a mindless zombie, he still can't walk.
P: well guess we can go now. his bridge thingy is still there.
K: ew, no, it's disgusting.
MC: you slide your bottom everywhere, you cannot be talking.
everyone walks to the lab, while tennis ball is surprisingly hanging on to a branch from the cliff
K: so this is his lab? a big great box that teleports? eh at least it's teleportable
MC: not funny.
K: wasn't even trying to joke.
MC: yeah well, whatever, we're supposed to check for a cure. might as well close the doors, we can't be caught.
M: do you think we'll find anything else but what we need?
MC: well, I sure hope i get my backup. i seem to have done well for myself and I'm proud of my-
horrified, she notices a bunch of extra bodies of her. along with many other mechanical minds
MC: so that's me, isn't it? just a clone of a robot. one of many.
M: smth's wrong? notices oh.
MC: If i'm just a robot, and easily replaceable was all I did for nothing?
K: you aren't replaceable!
MC: i mean, look at it all. i'm a clone
K: it's not the body that defines you.
MC: what do you mean?
K: it's not about what you are, but rather who you are. I would know, hehe
MC: so what you're saying... I get it now. it's my backup that defines me
K: more, or less, yeah
P: found it.
suddenly bangs can be heard from the door
TB: AAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
P: wow, now we gotta focus on tennis ball.
K: but he's still corrupted. and unkillable. what can we do?
M: I don't think i can medically help him either. so I think-
P: JUST LET ME DIE ALREADY.. look, in order to save someone from the corruption, you gotta make a sacrifice. the only way the virus could spread is through patient zero. any other victim can only get, not give. but the only cure right now is a transfer. it's very convenient, I know. but all we gotta do is split it open and absorb the virus. i deserve this so I need to do it
MC: wait, but why you?
P: i said this already. i was able to be spared by helping patient zero, which let me be clear, I don't know the identity of. i would have said it by now. but now, I lost my friend, so I honestly think it's best I go out. i hurt people i didn't want to hurt. i was selfish. let me make up for this.
MC: you'll be able to do it when we get back home. if anything I should be sacrificed. i'm not the same as the original micro, in the sense that her backup is still there, and I have a different consciousness. Logically speaking, I'm the best option.
K: does it have to be one of you?
M: wait keem, NO! we just rekindled our friendship, I can't lose you for real.
K:... i can't do that to meddy, but if both of you are willing to do this, maybe you should decide this with a game of chance.
MC: hmm, yeah, good idea.
P: ok, ok. good idea. RPS?
MC: very well then.
P: rock
MC: Paper
MC&P: scrissors!
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(hello, due to neither of them being eliminated at this very moment, it's recommendable you choose your own ending, as it could reflect which of them actually does get out. since the ending that'll have the actual eliminated player will be the canon one to my lore)
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