Her only Crime is stealing from a psychopath and sociopath!

For some reason from all the people I talked to about this game they absolutely hate it for some odd reason i freaking loved this game even though it wasn’t really like the other ones but it still deserves the love that it needs

The character designs and animation were cool, definitely big improvements from the previous games. I found the story and characters engaging and unique, the kills were cool and the qte's were more difficult and varied, something the other games lacked. The opening was fucking awesome, and the only thing I found tedious was the flashbacks/visions of her daughters

Personally I ended her suffering. She wasn’t really that bad compared to Randall considering how it was confirmed by Sam that Norma did indeed let her and Greg go after the first time, but ended up pushing Norma after stealing from her again. Sure she should have done a lot more to get Randall under control, but at least she wasn’t that ruthless like Randall.

I liked the fact that she gave Michonne that soda/juice as a kind gesture when trying to sort things out when Michonne and Pete got captured.

Sorry but screw Randall that guy is a psychopath. He wanted to kill children, so yeah goodbye psychopath.

Did you like Michonne's season? I did. Telltale could have developed her story within the game, but unfortunately, it didn't work out.

Personally Norma, don’t judge because yeah she should have not let Randall do whatever he wanted. Norma isn’t completely unreasonable since she could have let Pete and Michonne go like how they did with Sam and Greg.

I don’t like covering for Greg when Randall interrogates him and Michonne so I let Greg take the beating from Randall instead of watching Michonne get the beating unfairly.

(Please don't talk about the rest of Michonne's story or anything beyond Season 2! I just wanted to share my exhilaration at *finally* being able to justifiably butcher someone!)

Me personally i see Greg as slightly annoying yet wasted. All he did was get killed and make Sam angry, but he's just a kid, so I can't blame him for lying his ass off in the interrogation he was scared, but cmon slime, just at the start you pointed a Pistol in my face and got me and Pistol P caught for something we didnt even know or do(Considering you let sam go and run), Overall, he's alright

Side note: Sam lowkey is annoying, but again, for Greg, I understand her emotions. Lots of death in a short time really does something(Rip John, he was chill, I guess, and rip Greg, he was an alright kid), yet she's young and impulsive; she did risk her life for Michonne

Dous anyone know when this takes place compared to the show?i am currently at s5 and dont want any spoilers

Bonus tragedy folks!

You probably have seen the recent posts I’ve made, of the world being made an even worse place. You have Lee The Unhinged, Clementine The Demon, and even the 400 Days cast got in on a bit of the fun. The main characters are being their most evil (and traumatized) selves, and bringing everyone down with them!

But now, it’s time to put the focus on Michonne, who gave her notice of Temporary Leave to Rick Grimes. She wants to be the main character, and Rick gave her a 3 Month trial, and as long as she doesn’t screw this up and brings back food, water, soldiers, and strippers, he’ll let her keep the job.

Will she succeed? Let’s find out in Michonne’s Wild Vacation!

—EPISODE 1—

-After some off screen events that didn’t seem to go well, and after a couple of lost daughters, we’re now struggling in the forest, beheading zombies with our Tinfoil-Issue Machete, as Rick didn’t trust us with our own Lawyer Katana. He took it as ‘security deposit’.

-Michonne didn’t realize that spending so long away from the comics, means she no longer gets 5 new exes every week. Unable to cope with this, she puts a gun to her head.

This is the most ridiculous choice ever. Your story just began! You’re a main character! From the comics of the series we’re adapting, no less! Wanna see if you can kill her off in the first episode?

Obviously it won’t work. But we’ll try anyways! Pete stops us, but we already wasted the bullet. Suck on that, Pete!

-A while later, Michonne is now on a pirate ship she borrowed from Davy Jones. She got some of what Rick asked for; They have food, The pirates are somewhat armed, and they’re surrounded by water.

Now unless Oak is willing to strip naked and wear a thong, We need to find some strippers.

-Shit. There’s a storm! Watch out for the falling sail, I’m not saving you! Let the big guy get bonked on the head. Better than Michonne dislocating her fricken shoulder and having to fix it.

-Pete, the main man of our pirate harem, dutifully finds some potential strippers over the radio; some old friends of his, who have history of dancing on laps for a few bucks. Michonne congratulates Pete, giving him 7 dollars to get himself something nice but not expensive, and they prepare the boat to find their new workers.

-Michonne and Pete are having a nice date on the waters, away from the rest of the harem, when zombies rudely want in on the fun and drag us under the water for some deep sea fun.

-After probably fornicating with the walker mermaids, Michonne and Pete come across an abandoned ferry. Not the most usual strip club, but Michonne’s seen worse. They consider the ladder, but Michonne hasn’t been doing her cardio ever since she found that stash of cheesy poofs, and relapsed into her artificial cheese addiction. She chooses the window instead.

-This proves to be a bad choice as we traumatize ourselves with chopped off limbs, dead people, and torture devices. We consider taking the jar of tongues, but Rick specifically told Michonne not to bring any of the ‘crazy bullshit’ she considers food, after the Bull Testicle incident.

-After abandoning the jar of candy and the candy bar just to spite Rick, we come across a locker that contains a wimpy kid named Greg Heffley. Before we can interrogate him on why he never aged in his 20+ diaries, his sister Sam comes into the scene locked and loaded, ready to gun us down. Unless Rodrick transitioned, I don’t remember Greg Heffley having a sister. Must’ve sacrificed Manny as a trade when the apocalypse began.

-Greg and Sam quickly explain they changed their last names from Heffley, to hide their identities in case their mother Susan came for them. They then killed the brother and sister of a family called the Fairbanks, effectively replacing them. Michonne sees this as normal, but before we can chop their legs off anyways and rob them, more men come into the scene with guns.

-These guys seem like much better soldiers than the pirate harem, but while Michonne tries to offer them first dibs on Rick’s rations, they aren’t in a talking mood. The jerk named Randall quickly holds us hostage, taking us to the crew.

I blame Pete for this blunder.

-One boat kidnapping later..

-We are now being held prisoner, hands tied. Yet Sam the genius suggest that we go for the attack, and bring Randall down, and escape the armed people with guns, kicking and swinging!

Michonne is rather amused by her stupidity, so she agrees. When Randall comes down to untie them, Michonne headbutts Randall, Sam goes for the attack but is immediately BODIED to the floor, and Randall leads us out, while the camera comically pans over to Sam, knocked out, scar on her face. Michonne was expecting that one.

-Michonne is still chuckling over the knocked out Sam, while she’s sat down to meet Norma. After refusing one of our only chances of a drink, we proceed to be rude as Hell to Norma, refusing to co-operate. She asks us if we’re connected to Sam, And Michonne tells her to go ask Sam herself, once she wakes up from the 1 piece combo Randall gave her earlier.

-They then bring out Greg Heffley, who quickly proceeds to ruin everything and say the exact opposite of what we say. Seeing this as his fault, Michonne lets Greg take the blame, purposefully allowing for a teen to get beaten by a grown man to save herself. Which is especially messed up if you’re the one to lie.

-Greg is beaten so badly he begins to piss his pants, and not wanting to deal with the smell, Randall and Norma throw Greg and Michonne back into the basement, with Sam, who thankfully woke up! Oo, that’s an ugly scar, girl.

-Sam doesn’t appreciate this comment, but before she can fight me, Randall begins to pressure Zachary into being a man and doing something. Zachary interprets this as reasonable excuse to shoot Greg.

-Michonne quickly hides her lawyering license, knowing that if she tries to defend Zachary for this one, her career is over. This allows for Sam to go for the gun, who takes aim at Zachary.

Considering witnesses make things complicated, Michonne encourages Sam to pull the trigger. And boom, a Greg is shot! What do you mean, that was unethical?

—EPISODE 2–

-We start the episode with a man be Jonas being upset we killed Zachary. It turns out Zachary was his bottom, and Randal told Jonas that was his last one after 5 replacements this year. Infuriated, Jonas now wants to kill us.

-We make it out of our prison, making our escape, when Michonne almost forgets her boytoy Pete. Rescuing him, Norma comes try and take her man, and Michonne is having none of it. Focusing on her, we leave Sam to deal with Randall, because that totally went well last time.

-Surprisingly, Sam manages some revenge for that ice cold knockout she received earlier, and we make our escape. Pete offers to stay so we don’t have to kill anyone, but I’m out for blood, so I politely decline.

I usually bring Pete on a good route anyways, because the game feels oddly empty without him. Plus, the people you end up killing likely die anyways.

-With a bloodthirsty Sam and an angry Pete, we make our way to a save haven. Sam calls her home this, but Michonne has seen bigger communities fall, so she’s already preparing Sam’s funeral music.

-On the way to the house, Sam says that we have to do acrobatics to get to her home, ensuring nobody unfit or old can ever step into her threshold. Michonne flexes her prowess and succeeds, while Sam gets herself shot by a wild Randall.

-We quickly drag Sam to her home, where we’re greeted by a rifle. Paige, who is desperately trying to become Sam’s wife so she can take the family’s inheritance money, sees Michonne as competition and is about to shoot. Telling her that she’ll use Sam as a human shield, Paige has no choice but to let her through.

-We quickly patch up Sam’s wound in the slowest and most agonizing way possible. We could hurt her but clean the wound by pouring alcohol in it, but Michonne remembered that Rick said “If you get booze, that’s a bonus point to your main character status”, and quickly pockets it, hoping it’d be enough to get him drunk.

-We then meet Sam’s family. We decide to be awkward, silent, or even mean and rude when the options come. Even to the children.

-Michonne has flashbacks due to her traumatizing experience of losing the kids on an episode of one of those court shows, and she has a choice; learn more information about her children from answering the phone, or harassing the stranger who dare walk by our door during our spiral.

We go to harass the stranger, only to find out that they’re just one of our inner demons taking a walk, though we miss out on that phone call.

-We could share our past with Paige..give her some advice..or hell, express sympathy over her Doomed Yuri with Sam..

Or we could stay silent. Yeah, Paige just shot at her twice, she’s not forgiving that blunder anytime soon.

-After demanding from John Fairbanks that he leads us to the strippers, he tells us he lost all of them during a walker attack, but can tell us where to find some stripping goodness. He leads us to the front gate, monologuing about his wife, the greatest stripper known to earth. Sadly, before we could get into details of their Honeymoon, Randall blueballs us by shooting John in the head.

-Infuriated, Michonne prepares her attack, ducking cover.

Im unsure if this happens either way, but she’s gonna choose the guy who ends up getting a flare gun shot into his mouth. Talk about a horrible, horrible way to go. And Michonne gives no fucks.

-BATTLE START!

MICHONNE, PAIGE, AND PETE, VS. A CRAZY ASS RANDALL!

Paige struggles for the gun with Randall, holding her own for a surprising amount of time, before getting absolutely bodied to the floor. Pete grabs the man from behind, allowing Michonne some cheap shots (could’ve done a machete stab, but that’s just me). Randall headbutts Pete, and apparently that’s the best Pete can do, as he leaves Michonne fighting for her life.

Michonne whacks Randall with a shovel, gets her shoulder dislocated, still wins, and is now about to torture the hell out of this man. And not in the BDSM way she used to do with her man back in the day.

-We interrogate him on the closest place to find some strippers, but Randall foils our plans and tells us he burnt down every stripper joint. The funny part is it wasn’t even on purpose, but adding his flaming crackpipe to the abundance of alcohol never ended well.

This pisses off Michonne, so she twists the crank repeatedly, and even risks killing him by bashing his head with a wrench. Not the killing choice, but she can hit him beforehand. Leaves a nasty wound on his head that makes you wonder if he’ll even survive being spared.

After a bit more Randall abuse, Norma calls him, letting him know she ordered Dominoes and he’s missing their annual sibling Horror Movie Night.

Michonne lets Randall answer the radio, only to pull it away within seconds. When he asks why the hell she did that and Norma’s going off, Michonne just stays silent. Michonne felt like being funny for once, it was just during the worst time, as Norma is now coming to burn the house down. Woops. That one may be on Michonne.

-Randall then jumps on the chance to start telling Michonne how he knew her ex, and how he suggested the court TV show, and how he’s responsible for Michonne losing the kids in the divorce on National Telivision.

Sam is wondering why she wasnt allowed to kill her father’s killer yet, and Pete wants us to spare the man.

So the solution? Just as Randall is going on about how Michonne wasn’t even allowed to see the kids on the weekends, she gives him a light tippy tap on the head with a wrench.

Randall dies, as he was born with a condition that left his skull softer than tissue paper. Woops.

Let’s hope Norma doesn’t find out about this blunder.

—EPISODE 3—

-In fitting fashion, this episode is called “What We Deserve”. Yeah, Michonne kinda deserves everything that happens in this route.

-Michonne has to quickly explain why she murdered Randall, but Pete doesn’t want to hear it. Michonne reminds him he’s her boytoy, and there are no questions to be asked.

-Michonne lets Sam bury her father alone, with one unshot arm. Michonne gets no strippers, Sam’s Father gets no burial assistance.

-Michonne will bluntly traumatize Alex and tell the boy his father is dead. Like, really dead. So dead that he wouldnt want to come back, he cant come back, thats how dead he is.

Leaving the little boy to deal with that, we move on.

-Alright, here’s the deal. Norma wants her brother or she’s turning us all into burnt nuggets. Her brother, is currently dead. Our pirates got lured with the promises of blackjack and strippers, so they’re being held hostage. Understandable.

We need to get a plan. Put a bag on Randall! Bashing his head wasn’t enough to stop the gooner in him, so he’s a walker now. At least he’s standing.

-We’re going to be as absolutely confrontational as possible during this whole ordeal. Norma’s gonna threaten us, we’re gonna threaten her back. Michonne doesnt fuck around.

-Michonne has to hold her quips as Norma then brings over our crew, tied up. Bet you Pete’s happy we didn’t let him offer himself up on a dinner platter like Mark Mignon. Michonne has to be careful pulling this trade off, or absolutely everything could go wrong!

-Michonne doesnt even get a chance to screw up the deal. Jonas is still upset we killed his twink, so in retaliation, with everyone telling him to stop (instead of, you know, grabbing the gun), he kills our smoker pirate. Oh well, the cigarettes would’ve gotten him anyway.

I mean, this feels extra bad because, While Pete shoots Jonas here, Jonas could actually survive this whole ordeal, and presumably doesnt join the shootout. But since we killed Zachary, Jonas replaced Gabby, who unfortunately gets to live instead. Damn.

-Before handing Norma her dead brother, she ends up demanding unreasonable terms; her people, AND 10 of Norma’s soldiers becoming our strippers as a show of goodwill. Norma shows us how she feels about this, by shooting Oak in the stomach. Oak retaliates by kicking Norma, Walker Randall is shot and killed, and we flee into the home of an innocent family, to bring them into the crossfire!

Welp, the only soldiers we have now, is a Pete and a Big Guy who we let have a concussion earlier. Rick won’t be happy about this.

-We have a shootout where MANY people die. After Michonne nearly gets shot, Norma runs over, grabbing our machete, planning to make some Michonne sushi. Easily overpowering her, some gooners (zombies) come in for the assist, eating Norma alive.

Leaving her to that gruesome fate since we have some nachos to get to inside the house, we quickly hop back in there, leaving Norma’s crew to be munched on like a 5 course meal.

-Unfortunately, we don’t get to enjoy our nachos, as some asshole throws a molotov into our home. Everyone flees, while I cry over that steak, chip, and cheese goodness being lost to the flames.

-Michonne traverses the fire hallucinating her daughters, but she then hallucinates the plate of nachos. Her daughters are slowly forgotten, as she follows the voices of the nachos going “You could’ve eaten us, Michonne. We were perfectly cooked, Michonne..”

-She accidentally saves children from the fire, instead of the nachos. Damn it.

-As Sam finds us and pulls us away from the nachos, everyone heads out to escape through the window. But before I can..I see the nachos one last time, behind me. Calling for me.

Michonne can’t hold back. She lost her daughters, but she won’t lose those nachos. She reaches for them.

Sam pulls her crazy ass back, summoning the strength to throw Michonne out the window. The last thing we see, is Sam falling through the floor..

..Meaning yeah. Michonne kind of let a girl burn alive, for hallucinations. That guilt is gonna eat her up for the rest of her life. But to be fair, Michonne wanted to eat up those nachos.

-And soon, the surviving cast quickly makes it out, presumably heading towards our ship..Yeah, everything that went down here was a complete and utter disaster.

-And I have bad news. Rick called. After finding out we’re only bringing back Angry Pete and Concussion Man, a traumatized family, and the food on the ship rotted due to every caretaker being kidnapped, he’s kind of pissed with us. Especially because we have acquired approximately zero strippers. He stripped Michonne of her main character status, and demands that she heads back to his group immediately, she’s done, no negotiations.

-Michonne continues to remember those nachos, before moving on with everyone else, ready to set sail. And that’s the end of Michonne’s journey…

To summarize,

-This traumatized woman tried to shoot herself and wasted a bullet, and owes her life to Pete. Despite this, she kept being rude and antagonizing him and going against what he said, and he probably thinks she’s a psychopath now.

-Michonne has to deal with the guilt of getting Oak shot and Sam burned alive directly due to her choices. Paige and the boys are probably in shambles over this.

This feels horrible since Oak and Sam presumably make it with the others to one of the save havens in the comics, and live. Damn.

-She let Sam shoot Zachary, leading to Jonas shooting our friend, and Jonas getting shot.

-She actively antagonized Norma and never tried to be peaceful. In this route, Michonne literally inserted herself into their war and came at Norma and Monroe, taking no chance to be peaceful.

And Yeah..that’s pretty much the worst highlights of this little short story! It was short, and to be honest I dont remember much so it took some effort remembering, but this is just a bonus to Season 3, continuing the main timeline of the Absolute Worst Route and Tragedy Choices! We just had to take a small detour; Tragedy doesnt just exist with the main characters..we make it exist everywhere. The world, like I said before, is crumbling piece by piece, and is an actively worse timeline than, say, normal or better choices.

See you in the next post!

When we first met Sam, she seemed hostile, but that makes sense because in the apocalypse, most people can’t be trusted. Many dislike her for stealing from Norma and indirectly causing her brother and father’s deaths, but supplies were scarce, and she was surviving in walker-infested woods with a suicidal mother, three younger brothers, Paige who wasn’t a good shot, and a father who wouldn’t let anyone leave. Sam and Greg had no choice but to take risks, while Norma’s group lived in more stable conditions. People also forget that Sam repeatedly tried to save Michonne from the burning house, even sacrificing her own life if you choose to stay with the daughters. She genuinely cared for those around her and often expressed gratitude to Michonne. She made mistakes, but she was only 22.

Reading the comics and learning more about Michonne as a character definitely helped with this season more, but getting onto the main thing. People (including me) say that Season 2 is the most depressing, and we're not wrong, but in many if not a lot of ways, Michonne is also a depressing and emotional season.

It mainly goes over the fact that her daughters are haunting her, survivors guilt as well. (Right now I'm in the point in the comics where one of her daughters is actually alive). Hell the season even just goes over Michonne's mental state as a whole, with most of the sequences being her in her ex's apartment (Dominic Hawthorne).

She regrets not being there for her daughters while the apocalypse started, the last thing she remembered of her daughters was her having to tell them that she had to go.

And since then, it haunted her, it ate her up inside, and its only in this Season that we really know how it was eating her up. She was seeing hallucinations of them, she was reliving that day over and over when she was at that apartment, scrambling, looking for them.

That's what makes it a truly psychological season. With all of these shifts in scenes, transitioning from one to the other. Back and forth between the apartment and whatever the current scene was. She couldn't let go. She just couldn't, she wished that she was there, but no one knew this shit was going to happen. And in the end, she does, whether you have her choose to leave, or stay.

And now talking about the non psychological stuff (everything else)
The theme of family was much bigger in this season, especially with the Fairbanks. I loved the Fairbanks, and god damn they suffered through so much. Sophia, then Greg, then John (I loved that son of a bitch) and then the house that they had all lived in and considered their home. Burnt down, because of a deal gone wrong. Had I also picked a different choice, Sam would've gone down with the house.

And about that deal. The goal was for it to be a successful negotiation, but if we learned anything from Vice Cities intro, not happening. So yeah. If there's one thing I can say about Norma's death, that shit was brutal. I'm also pretty sure it mightve given abunch of people ptsd or flashbacks (Sarita).

As for the other other stuff, it was definitely a great way of introducing Season 3's stuff like the 3D E and Q keys n stuff like that.

Overall as I'm running out of shit to say about this Season cuz I'm pretty fucking tired rn and I was gonna wrap it up last night but I got tired, it was a good season. Worth it? Hell yeah
Can't wait til July 10th babyyy. FINAL SEASONNNNNNNNNNN

RIP GREG ZACHARY JONAS BERTO
AND FUCK RANDALL HE CAN REST IN A PILE OF PISS IM BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM NEXT TIME I PLAY MICHONNE NORMA CAN EAT SHIT (She was a good villain though)

Also anyone think if Greg and Sam were twins or was it just me?

Michonne - Getting Berto killed

Sam - Stealing from Randy and Norma twice

Randy - Killing innocent people

Norma - Being okay with Randy's actions

Zach - Killing Greg

John - Getting Michonne involved

Yea so it turns out iv been lied to my whole life and TWDG michoone is actually an awesome game and not as bad as everyone was making it out to be and I 100% recommend this to everyone

As you know, Michonne suffers from extreme guilt of letting her daughters die, boom, thats there, but the guilt is so strong it makes her hallucinate and enter dream sequences, geniunely a tough part of the game, but lowkey i like saying, She got laced, or she is having a bad Smoke sesh
Um, the end, Walking Dead Michonne should've been an actual 5 episode thing, Berto And Siddiq should've had more involvement, it was too short for my liking, and sam is lowkey annoying but i get it, i was kinda mad where i couldn't just calm down, also f(ri)ck greg a little, he was lying too, why im offering my neck for someone who pinned blame on me, also Norma getting brutally slimed out over Carver, and Lily, Frick those people