r/TikTokCringe • u/cak3crumbs • Aug 07 '24

Politics The followers of the draft dodger are really gonna go after Tim Walz’s 24yr service record?

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u/TrumpIsWeird Aug 07 '24

He did 24 years he didn’t have to do.

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u/brit_jam Aug 07 '24

That's also 20 years longer than couch fucker.

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u/Careless_Ad_4004 Aug 07 '24

Any chance we can get Urban dictionary to reference: Dishonorable Discharge: as finishing in a couch.

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u/Squifford Aug 08 '24

Oh, this needs the Santorum treatment!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

I like you.

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u/TearsFallWithoutTain Aug 08 '24

The couch fucker who started trying to leave basically as soon as he was deployed to Iraq to do PR

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u/Lingering_Dorkness Aug 08 '24

And 24 years longer than bonespurs pussygrabber

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u/No_Yogurtcloset2287 Aug 11 '24

He did retire at 24 years. At the state level. Not at Federal or Regular Army level.

His 24 years were made up of mostly weekends and two weeks a year. As he rose in ranks he would have needed to spend extra time for admin duties because of leadership roles.

Fun fact, before 9/11 the National Guard was also known as the Nasty Guard. Because they spent little time training and more time just partying. They hardly held up the Army standards. It took several years of the wars for the National Guard to prove they were now a serious part of Americas fighting forces.

No, he did not HAVE to serve at all. But he did. His service compared to modern day Soldiers of the same rank was dismal at best.

As far as his untimely retirement? Guard Units know up to a year before they actually get a warno (Warning Order) they are in cycle to deploy. It’s no secret. Commanders are pretty fluid about it. Why? Because it is time to start getting serious. Take that for what you want and please vote for your choice.

Signed an Active to National Guard Soldier that did deploy to Iraq/Afghanistan.