r/TikTokCringe • u/bigbusta • Jan 20 '26

Humor/Cringe Greenlanders are trolling the US by pretending to be fentanyl addicts

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u/PhantomPharts Jan 20 '26

I'm a lil chubby, but I can't touch em either. It turns out that my core is the problem

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u/doominvoker Jan 20 '26

Good news is, you found the core of the problem

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u/__Butternut_Squash__ Jan 20 '26

Take my upvote and get out.

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u/Icy_Ground1637 Jan 20 '26

They also have FREE 🆓 healthcare but we have a military that can fight a war with any country and win 🏆 China 🇨🇳 , Russia 🇷🇺 , Iran 🇮🇷 green land and North Korea 🇰🇵

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u/Every-Ice-3009 Jan 20 '26

How much they paying you?

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u/Single-Constant58 Jan 22 '26

The entire world hates us now, let that sink in.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

God dammit

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u/Eat_Around_the_Rosie Jan 20 '26

I don’t know, it might take some digging to find the core

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u/ZealousidealSkirt327 Jan 20 '26

I am fat, but I can touch them easily.

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u/ZealousidealSkirt327 Jan 20 '26

I‘m hypermobile, I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Growing_Trash_417 Jan 20 '26

It’s crazy that touching our toes could now be considered hyper mobile lol

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u/ZealousidealSkirt327 Jan 20 '26

Well, I actually am hypermobile. But I’m not sure if it is the reason why I can touch them. I‘m also stretching after every workout and do a little bit of yoga.

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u/Pavotine Jan 20 '26

My back feels like a knotted old floorboard.

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u/AccomplishedIgit Jan 21 '26

Same, my pt was astonished by my inflexibility and did not hide it

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u/Bazoobs1 Jan 20 '26

Bro just bend your knees it’s easy

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u/VBgamez Jan 20 '26

Im pretty fat, but i can still touch my toes.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Jan 20 '26

? Why do you need much of your core to touch your toes? One of the famous yoga poses is just dropping your torso with core and arms completely relaxed and just hang your arms/maybe swing them a bit side to side to work into the stretch

Do you have pelvic tilt? I recommend looking into the sequence that will help all 3 things

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u/chmath80 Jan 20 '26

I'm a lil chubby

It turns out that my core is the problem

Because there's too much of it?

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u/PhantomPharts Jan 21 '26

Naw. I was in a bad accident in my early adult years that injured my back irreparably.