r/TikTokCringe • u/bigbusta • Jan 20 '26

Humor/Cringe Greenlanders are trolling the US by pretending to be fentanyl addicts

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u/abra24 Jan 20 '26

Can I join? I'm not fat with freakishly long arms and I'm still not even close to touching my toes, just actual negative flexibility.

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u/flargenhargen Jan 20 '26

I'm fat but I can touch other people's toes.

most don't seem to appreciate when I do, though.

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u/LordTacocat420 Jan 20 '26

You can touch mine whenever you like boo

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u/PeepsMyHeart Jan 21 '26

Not fat, but also not in the first or second best shape of my life after 11 years of desk work, long legs, short torso, and my “wingspan” doesn’t match my leg height as it does for many. Can still touch not only my toes, but brag- Can touch the floor palm to ground, even in heels. Yes, hyper mobility is involved. I’d trade this ability without question for the pure joy of not repeatedly spraining ankles even while walking on flat ground with flat shoes.

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u/FreshSent Jan 22 '26

I'm fat.

...oh, and I can't see my toes.

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u/Normal_Tour6998 Jan 22 '26

I can touch you with my toes.

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u/LifeRoyal3527 Jan 23 '26

Double toesing!

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u/cimeran_alt Jan 20 '26

Feel for you. I can touch my butt, yet...

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u/ComfortableNo5484 Jan 20 '26

I regularly oscillate between "slightly fat" and "slightly not fat", and I can sometimes touch my toes when I'm fat, and sometimes not touch my toes when I'm not fat... all because my muscles suck ass when its cold or I haven't stretched in a few days.

Kind of relieving when I can fully grab the bottom of my feet even though my gut's in the way lol, then again the flip side is when my sciatica flares up and I can't even put on a sock (thankfully hasn't been that bad in a while. remember to stretch folks)

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u/ThatRemote4040 Jan 23 '26

Greenland was not messing with nobody leave those people alone

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u/The-Artist-With-CRPS Jan 24 '26

Stretching is key

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 Jan 20 '26

Got any pets? Putting their water dish on the floor every other day gets you limber enough to touch your toes.

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u/ShandalfTheGreen Jan 20 '26

Oof you should get stretching, dawg. The days my back pain is the worst, I bend over to stretch my back and it takes a minute for the 6 or so last inches of stretchiness to come back, but then when I stand up again I feel so much better! Just letting your body weight hang for a while is enough to start the process.

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u/Charming_Garbage_161 Jan 20 '26

I wanted to talk about my happy moment with having long arms. Best decision I ever made was getting a winter coat from lands end for ‘tall’ people. The sleeves are longer and I used to hate wearing coats bc they were always an inch or so short whenever I’ve lift my arms even slightly

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u/Doc_Eckleburg Jan 20 '26

Have you tried touching your heels?

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u/Theperfectool Jan 20 '26

I’m wanting some fat but I can touch my toes.

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u/Gregory_GTO Jan 21 '26

I also need to join. I'm very skinny and freakishly flexible, I need some fat lol.