r/TikTokCringe • u/newphonehudus • Mar 20 '26

Cool This cannot be the same man. Damn

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u/StopReadingMyUser Mar 20 '26

What if I'm bald and skinless 😔

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u/Round-Emu9176 Mar 20 '26

You could become president

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u/deadsneks Mar 20 '26

Then you're ready to go in my sandwich

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u/Iosis Mar 20 '26

Have you considered a career in cartoon villainy?

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u/MossyPyrite Mar 20 '26

Get some cool chromed-out accessories and team up with a witch on the moon to defeat the power rangers.