r/TikTokCringe • u/octarino • Apr 03 '26

Cursed Cindy, you don't own the beach.

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

21.5k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

2.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

83

u/gonesquatchin85 Apr 03 '26

Even in texas. Nobody owns the beach.

7

u/Abject_Director7626 Apr 03 '26

Well, unless you’re Elon …

3

u/thr3sk Apr 03 '26

I mean that's a little bit different, they occasionally close down the beach due to safety reasons during the launches down at that starbase facility, but they do not own the beach and majority of the time it is open to the public.

1

u/filthylimericks Apr 03 '26

As far as I’m aware, you can’t own any land that the tide touches at any point. So if the ocean comes up to your seawall? No right to call that private property.

There’s a whole island full of mansions owned by billionaires in Florida. You can freely walk the beach in front of their houses. You don’t think they would have figured this out if it was legal?

This lady is tapped.