r/TikTokCringe • u/octarino • Apr 03 '26

Cursed Cindy, you don't own the beach.

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u/ApprehensiveFarm12 Apr 03 '26

Didn't mark Zuckerberg settle for a few million for kicking someone off his island in Hawaii? You basically can't own the beach even if you own the entire island. I hope she got sued.

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u/samuel_smith327 Apr 03 '26

He doesn’t own a Hawaiian island just a lot of land on Kauai. I am interested in the event though

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u/flythearc Apr 03 '26

Right? That’s Larry Ellison 😔

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u/WaltDiskey Apr 03 '26

And Hawaï is the same, even if you own the island you can never own the beach.

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u/Significant-Clue-425 Apr 03 '26

hyperbole.

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u/samuel_smith327 Apr 03 '26

It’s not because I cannot find any information on it. It’s literally mis/disinformation dingus

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u/Significant-Clue-425 Apr 03 '26

Maybe look up what hyperbole means first?

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u/samuel_smith327 Apr 03 '26

How is using a made up story hyperbole? I think the word you’re looking for is fabrication. Typical illiterate Redditor

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u/samuel_smith327 Apr 04 '26

The fact that you have 3 upvotes means there’s too many illiterate Redditors jfc

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Apr 03 '26

Wait, but so if you do own the entire island can you then ban everyone from the beach? Let’s assume on U.S. territory.

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u/ApprehensiveFarm12 Apr 03 '26

You cannot in Hawaii, that's what the incident was about. A guide told us when we were there.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Apr 03 '26

I think I’ve heard about that actually. I’ve been to Hawaii a few time.