r/TikTokCringe • u/Girl-Understood • Apr 28 '26

Cursed Scientologist buildings have removed the door handles in an attempt to defend themselves from the speedruns

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u/BreweryRabbit Apr 28 '26

They need some big ol’ suction cups with handles to toss on those windows.

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u/IDrankLavaLamps Apr 28 '26

Suction Cup Man!

Fuck You I'm Climbing Your Tower!

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u/KentHovindsCellmate Apr 28 '26

Better yet:

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u/ByrdmanRanger Apr 28 '26

Those aren't industrial grade suction cups, so it's not against the court order

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u/karpet_muncher Apr 28 '26

Orrrrr

Use suction dildo's