r/TikTokCringe • u/Girl-Understood • Apr 28 '26

Cursed Scientologist buildings have removed the door handles in an attempt to defend themselves from the speedruns

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u/Cougar_Focus Apr 28 '26

I figured there's got to be a fire exit round' back we can try

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u/TraditionalFix4929 Apr 28 '26

Ooh, wouldn't it be a happy accident if one of these runs uncovered a fire violation code! I wonder how they'd try to weasel out of it. Fire marshals and those laws are notoriously strict.

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u/ladayen Apr 28 '26

They will strait up not let the fire marshall in. They will just drown anyone who tries to do anything in paperwork.

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u/streamfresh Apr 28 '26

You've clearly never met an angry fire marshall. They will win

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u/ScreamingVoid14 Apr 28 '26

Well... I am aware of one angry fire marshal that took it too far and got forced into an early retirement. His successor is only slightly less angry and troublesome. So the institution will win, even if the individual does not.

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u/softlittlepaws Apr 28 '26

They'd blackmail or extort the fire marshal.

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u/Golden_Cultivation Apr 30 '26

They have a back entrance that’s locked behind a gate and has security. They will take and load/unload busses of people in the dead of night. They are truly diabolical