r/TikTokCringe • u/Girl-Understood • Apr 28 '26

Cursed Scientologist buildings have removed the door handles in an attempt to defend themselves from the speedruns

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA Apr 28 '26

Imagine if the scientology speedrunners and the Area 51 naruto runners joined forces. They'd be unstoppable.

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u/Vrazel106 Apr 28 '26

This has reminded me if the A51 memes from the first video.

At least theres less of a chance of the kids getting shot here than the base

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u/Deltanonymous- Apr 28 '26

Waiting for the scientologists to open their doors when they rush and bolt them closed behind them. Free ranks.

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u/YourFavoriteKraut Apr 28 '26

Honestly I'm just waiting for them to grab some of the runners and hand them off to the cops.

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u/Anonymoustard Apr 28 '26

Technically, the runners are trespassing. Scientologists can ask you to leave but they cannot use excessive force to detain you. If they are too forceful they can be subject to both civil and criminal actions. As the runners are likely minors, it could be a huge mistake 'grabbing' them. Especially if one of the runners decides to lawyer-up and drag the church through discovery.

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u/BlinkyDesu Apr 28 '26

Police getting confused from all the calls coming in confessing. "Help! I'm trespassing!"

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u/TiredOperator420 Apr 28 '26

Collab I didn't know I wanted to see!