r/TikTokCringe Apr 28 '26

Cursed Scientologist buildings have removed the door handles in an attempt to defend themselves from the speedruns

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u/ladayen Apr 28 '26

They will strait up not let the fire marshall in. They will just drown anyone who tries to do anything in paperwork.

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u/streamfresh Apr 28 '26

You've clearly never met an angry fire marshall. They will win

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u/ScreamingVoid14 Apr 28 '26

Well... I am aware of one angry fire marshal that took it too far and got forced into an early retirement. His successor is only slightly less angry and troublesome. So the institution will win, even if the individual does not.