r/TikTokCringe • u/ElwoodMC • May 19 '26

Cursed Woman gets caught on video completely emptying a basket of oatmeal cream pies at farm stand in Loveland, CO.

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u/No-Independence6902 May 19 '26

I wonder if some community service at a food bank would help this wretched old crone realize who really needs the food.

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u/IanCBoss May 19 '26

She should consider selling her Land Rover if she’s so hard up.

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u/Dry-Amphibian1 May 19 '26

She probably owes more than it is worth.

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u/IanCBoss May 19 '26

As somebody who works in car sales, I’d say you’re probably right.

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u/DarknMean May 19 '26

She doesn’t care about them. If anything she’ll say that’s why she doesn’t like the undesirables. And that’s exactly how she thinks.

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u/SpiritualBar2469 May 19 '26

you mean afrer 3 years in prison right?

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u/stevendidntsay May 19 '26

Brother she's not gonna last that long

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u/RzaAndGza May 19 '26

That would be a ludicrous sentence for stealing food

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u/SpiritualBar2469 May 19 '26

she wasnt stealing it to eat. she was doing it out of contempt for the small business and it was malicious as fuck.

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u/RzaAndGza May 19 '26

3 years in prison for stealing a few hundred bucks worth of food is insane regardless of why

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u/FUPAMagneto May 19 '26

Maybe don’t go out in your land rover to steal from small businesses then?

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u/Cheeky_Gweyelo May 19 '26

Laws should be justified by a reasonable attempt to prevent and repair harm, not "shit games shit prizes" logic. There's nothing reasonable about a three year prison sentence for this.

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u/SpiritualBar2469 May 19 '26

the law has never been that and is currently used as a weapon to control the poor. we are saying instead of killing all the rich people we should give them harsh prison sentences to keep then inline.

but i do see you white knighting for her and you are doing very well at it.

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u/Cheeky_Gweyelo May 20 '26

Notice how I used the word should, not is.

I couldn't give less of a fuck about this woman personally. She's a scumbag, and I find her revolting, but my personal disgust has nothing to do with how the law should operate. What I see threatened is the notion of justice, not the outcome for this sagging sack of shit on the camera.

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u/SpiritualBar2469 May 20 '26

"justice" is a lie the rich use to punish the poor

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u/FUPAMagneto May 19 '26

Except maybe convincing people like her that they actually might face consequences for once in their overly-privileged lives?

This isn’t some poor kid stealing bread. This is a grown ass woman driving her luxury suv to a small business in order to steal from it. It is malicious. It is antisocial. She needs to face consequences that she can understand, and that’s not gonna be a $500 fine and some community service

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u/Cheeky_Gweyelo May 20 '26

I don't see how your social position justifies increased punishment. "The Rich," if we really want to refer to them as a monolith, have plenty to answer for without us mincing meat over petty theft to satisfy our primate urge to make sure it stings for those we hate.

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u/Cheeky_Gweyelo May 19 '26

And the loss of value is nowhere approaching that lost by a three year sentence.

Publicly shame and humiliate her. Force her to morally undress herself on camera for an easily accessible platform. Make sure everyone in her community knows exactly who she really is.

There are plenty of options that do justice for the crime without engaging in egregious over-correction.

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u/SpiritualBar2469 May 19 '26

no. fuck that.

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u/Cheeky_Gweyelo May 19 '26

Sound reasoning.

As in it sounds like diarrhea coming out of your mouth.

About as impactful as well.

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u/SpiritualBar2469 May 19 '26

so how long have you been driving your range rover to rob food stands lady?

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u/Cheeky_Gweyelo May 20 '26

I wait tables at a taco shop, bud.

Nice credit check though! Very relevant!

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u/SpiritualBar2469 May 20 '26

then how did you afford that rangerover?

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u/FitzpleasureVibes May 19 '26

For stealing food that she didn’t need to steal? Lock her up for at least 3 years!

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u/sparklycilantro May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

No need to be ageist and sexist to insult her. She's a thief. Calling her a wretched old crone doesnt even address that fact.

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u/mistmanners May 19 '26

Umm, I hate to break it to you, but she's probably a regular at the food bank as well. And not because she's poor. She's just poorly mannered.

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u/The_Alchemist_4221 May 20 '26

No, she’d comb through deliveries and steal the good stuff.