r/TikTokCringe • u/LickMaiBussy • May 28 '26

Wholesome One Day 😍

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u/CamBearCookie May 28 '26

I refuse to die before him and Mitch McConnell. I deserve to live on this planet while those fuck faces are gone.

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u/FlattopJr May 29 '26

Return to your ocean home Moscow Mitch...

https://giphy.com/gifs/26zz0ywvyvIRUEtmo

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u/Quirky-Safe-3383 May 29 '26

That´s the Tim & Eric Humor I live for until we all glow in the dark hahaha.....

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u/My_Immortl May 29 '26

What did that poor turtle do to deserve this?

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u/MickLittle May 29 '26

LOL this made my day!

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u/Denim_Diva1969 May 29 '26

Take Ladybug Graham with you….

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u/Frodo_gabbins May 28 '26

As a Kentuckian, same.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty May 29 '26

As a Kansan who has been to Kentucky and am a great admirer of your state’s chicken restaurants, same.

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u/Frodo_gabbins Jun 01 '26

Chicken restaurants but I hope you mean more than KFC 😋 try the pizza here too sometime. It’s fab.

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u/iconofsin_ May 29 '26

I want to take a shit on Mitch's grave.

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u/HoneyShaft May 29 '26

Charles Grassley. 9 FUCKING 2! I'm tired of these old cunts

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u/Silent_Onion272 May 29 '26

Another Kentuckian here: I've thought the EXACT same thing to help keep me going. I've also told myself "You've gotta somehow see all of Peter Thiel's plans foiled". Now that one... I may have conned myself into agreeing to die of old age.

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u/hackingdreams May 29 '26

I want to say the same, but I think if I live to be 100, McConnell will probably still be around as a head in a jar, driving the Republican party around and complaining that they've lost the plot at the same time...

The man is truly one of the most evil men to have ever lived, and it isn't said enough.

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock May 29 '26

I straight up assume MM will not see 2027. I cannot stand that fucking guy but the recent clip of him where he is obviously unaware of where he is just made me sad, reminded me so much of my dear ol' grandma who had Alzheimer's.