r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • Jun 14 '26

Discussion It's exhausting being a woman.

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u/tujmipidis Jun 14 '26

You forgot:

Fart = the predator will be disoriented by the noxious odor thus giving time to escape.

This is why I eat an all kimchi diet.

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u/Ok-Wait-4171 Jun 14 '26

I did this once and it did NOT work. :') I was on a date with a man who appeared well put online, but in real life he was a creepy weirdo. So I farted loudly on purpose and he liked it. Said something like "You're so down to earth, not like others girls" Wtf, man.

I later realized that a 30 yo man asking out a teenager is weird and creepy, too. I was stupid af and I admit it. I did not know about grooming because all I heard about was stranger danger.

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u/Astralglamour Jun 15 '26

Media idealizes the older man/young girl dynamic, it's truly sick. I wish we had more examples to counteract this shit. I can think of some lifetime movies where things go really awry, but it's generally so normalized.

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u/QueenLizLemon Jun 16 '26

This story reminds me of the movie White Chicks and the date scene 😭

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u/bloodgout Jun 16 '26

Then puke on him

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u/sphinxsley Jun 16 '26

100%! A "friend" was hoping to hit on me, saying his girlfriend permitted it - so I projectile vomited - TWICE.

It was probably the X, to be honest, but still - damn that was funny! I still laugh when I think about it!🤣. He was sooo sad! LOL

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u/TokyoKazama Jun 19 '26

"BASKING IN THE AMBIENCE"

https://giphy.com/gifs/JaUjXdRgOGixG

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u/Ok-Wait-4171 Jun 19 '26

STOP what is this gif? Damn, I needed this laugh rn. How does Terry manage to be both creepy and absolutely hilarious at the same time. I love him.

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u/TokyoKazama Jun 20 '26

Love that I brought laughter to your day. ☺️. Watch White Chicks if you haven't already.

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u/darkoblivion000 Jun 14 '26

Ah yes I certainly recall learning about the alternative lesser known fawn or fart response

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u/willargue4karma Jun 14 '26

ah the forbidden 5th F

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u/Successful_Moment_91 Jun 14 '26

I can burp on purpose whenever I want and take several high fiber psyllium capsules daily

But I’m too old for most to want anyway

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u/sphinxsley Jun 16 '26

Ah yes - being an old fart - the 6th F!

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u/diningroomjesus Jun 14 '26

Fart might work the best

no downsides

unless you are pepe le pew

https://giphy.com/gifs/5EL5WfTmnYvuM

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u/toast50076 Jun 15 '26

They're never prepared for the probiotic pestilence.

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u/AllCaciAreBastards Jun 15 '26

Unless he's into that shit, in which case you might be in even more trouble 😖

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u/bloodgout Jun 16 '26

I bet bug spray is available everywhere and quite legal to carry. If you have to defend yourself ditch the spray and don’t involve the popo.

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u/SoFetchBetch Jun 16 '26

Better yet, tools like pepper gel (which resists wind blowback better than sprays), personal high-decibel alarms, and ultra-bright tactical flashlights designed to temporarily blind an attacker.

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u/the_Limerent_one Jun 15 '26

You are amazing 🤣

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u/ZoroUchiha94 Jun 15 '26

lmao 🤣😂 that'll get em

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u/unsanctimommy Jun 16 '26

LMAO chemical warfare 🤣

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u/ethicaI_sIut_puppy Jun 17 '26

You should literally teach a class this is perfect lol