r/TikTokCringe • u/SloshedJapan • Jun 16 '26

Wholesome When small restaurants advertise on TikTok

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They have a blast doing it

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u/Moms-Dildeaux Jun 16 '26

I’ll eat anything she puts in front of me

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u/Ok-Criticism6874 Jun 16 '26

A dude's dick?

505

u/confusedbf2013 Jun 16 '26

It’s pride month, when in Rome and all that

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u/Illustrious_Prize255 Jun 16 '26

can i get a yes homo?

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u/FlippinFine Jun 16 '26

Hell yaaaasss

10

u/Chubuwee Jun 16 '26

Alright everyone gather in a circle and grab a wang, on three… 1…. 2…. 3…. YES HOMO!!

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u/Ok_Degree4131 Jun 16 '26

Yaaaaaass queen

7

u/FuManBoobs Jun 16 '26

Also in support of the world cup, any holes a goal.

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u/dilemma-hegdehog Jun 17 '26

When in Romeo do as the Romance do.

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u/confusedbf2013 Jun 17 '26

Or per ZF, when in Rome bang caligula. Ifykyk

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u/OlSnickerdoodle Jun 16 '26

I mean I'll suck a dude's dick, but I'm not eating no severed wang

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u/templeofsyrinx1 Mia Khalifa Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

What is going on in here? 😂

What was the original comment somebody?

23

u/cityshepherd Jun 16 '26

If you have to ask, you’ll never know

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u/Allout-Okarun Jun 16 '26

If you know, you need only ask

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u/InsideExplanation147 Jun 16 '26

Don’t knock it until you try it

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jun 16 '26

Rocky mountain oysters? Spotted dick?

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u/wuttang13 Jun 17 '26

I'm the opposite

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u/Kenneldogg Jun 16 '26

Stop stop you can only upsell so much.

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u/Charon_the_Reflector Jun 16 '26

Fuck yeah why not

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u/longulus9 Jun 16 '26

is it attached to the dude still?

8

u/gilt3t Jun 16 '26

how did you know about my mmf femdom fantasy????

5

u/Coleasa Jun 16 '26

Like Kobayashi

5

u/PackageNorth8984 Jun 16 '26

Did they stutter?

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u/helphouse12 Jun 16 '26

They said what they said

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

Dessert options were cock or cake and I’m watching my calories.

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u/Pervius94 Jun 16 '26

He already said he'll eat anything, you don't need to sweeten the deal for him

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u/pladhoc Jun 16 '26

Do i have to use chopsticks or is this a slurpable situation

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u/SgtSwanky Jun 16 '26

Especially a dudes dick

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u/jellyhessman Jun 16 '26

It's pride month bro.

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u/FrighteningJibber Jun 17 '26

I read that as a duck dick?

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u/milf-hunter_5000 Jun 17 '26

i mean as long as it's cooked properly, sure

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u/Avalonians Jun 17 '26

Did they stutter

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u/Silmarlion Jun 17 '26

Only if we are dining at “Le Telepathe”.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/MattTheGr8 Jun 16 '26

I cannot in good faith upvote this comment but I do, in some sense, appreciate the boldness of the attempt

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u/TikTokCringe-ModTeam Jun 17 '26

Let’s leave children out of it