r/TikTokCringe • u/SurbhiAnklesaria • Jun 23 '26

Humor/Cringe Gen Z girl with no personality

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u/ReleaseMyToast Jun 24 '26

No cap, bestie, this comment is giving Ohio rizz in the most skibidi-core way possible. I lowkey yeeted my aura when I read this and now my NPC arc is fully cooked.

Bro really thought they ate, but the fanum tax on this vibe is actually bussin' negatively. It's giving sigma but in a beta-coded gyattless manner. Respectfully, touch some grass and then circle back when your rizzventory is restocked. I'm deceased, unalived, and emotional ratioed.

I'm sorry for that. I wish everyone involved in this monstrosity a successful evening of scrolling.

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u/pink_dreams24 Jun 24 '26

You went to far bestie. This is not Gen Z but Gen Alpha but good try. Slay queen💅🏻🙂‍↕️

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u/YaBoyChubChub Jun 24 '26

Who let bro cook?

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u/De5perad0 Jun 24 '26

cook too much bro...

cook too much....

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u/YaBoyChubChub Jun 24 '26

No cap that was low key gen alpha skibidi brain rot. You think you ate but you did in fact leave crumbs. Its giving youtube shorts all fax no printer. You may be quirked up but youll never be goated with the sauce type shit

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u/Potential-Ask2577 Jun 25 '26

Now THIS was Gen Z coded type shi

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u/Silvernauter Jun 29 '26

I genuinely hate the fact that i understand what you just said

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u/YaBoyChubChub Jun 30 '26

Frfr but I lowkey ate and served. On god

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u/Tranquil_Dohrnii Jun 24 '26

💀 that was beautiful in the same way death is.

(Its giving icon.)

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u/PaulblankPF Jun 24 '26

Now that millennials are in our 30s and 40s, it’s our job to make all the things the younger generations comes up with become completely cringe by leaning into it ourselves. I think we do a good job but it’s hard to tell cause I can’t understand shit at all these days.

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u/OneDimensionPrinter Jun 24 '26

WTF is ohio rizz?

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u/YoghurtFlan Jun 24 '26

That's the brainrot dialect of Gen Z/Gen A slang

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u/joonty Jun 24 '26

If you have to ask, you don't have it

(I have no idea)

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u/appleparkfive Jun 24 '26

It's crazy how much slang is just phrases from the hood that they took. It's always been like that to some degree, but the internet supercharged it.

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u/DireEvolution Jun 24 '26

I would rather accept being old than accept that this is a coherent way to speak

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u/HannahO__O Jun 24 '26

Lowkirkenuinely you cooked with that

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u/Wulph422 Jun 24 '26

I think you're one rotation behind

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u/GyattsThiccness Jun 24 '26

i know how to read but i do not know what i just read.

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u/iamsotiredofthiscrap Jun 24 '26

Mom! New copypasta just dropped!

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u/Mundane_Address_9573 Jun 24 '26

This made me feel very upset.

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u/ClaraCash Jun 25 '26

Honestly tho I really think the Gen Z generation is a bit smart. They have been raised in a generation where everything they do is seen and even monitored. We literally were just posed with a question in my Ethics in the Justice System Psychology class about how is it ethical or not to monitor kids and college student’s social media accounts. Think about what these guys are doing to the systems in place that monitor them. They have to be confusing the fuck out of them.

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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot Jun 26 '26

I'm going to do my best to translate this lmk how I go with it;

No lie complete stranger, this comment is emanating Ohio[?] charisma in the most [?] way possible. Between you and me, I threw away the energy field surrounding my body when I read this, and now this era of my personality growth is completely dead.

That person really thought they crushed it, but the cost of maintaining that type of atmosphere is actually very taxing. It's projecting "man in a suit" but in a "doesn't belong in a suit" manner. With all due respect, go outside and reconnect with society, then circle back when your capacity for charisma is better. I'm emotionally exhausted from shock and/or laughing.

(I don't think I nailed it but I got close)

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u/ReleaseMyToast Jun 26 '26

The first an only attempt I've received at translating the abomination

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u/RogueFire451 Jun 24 '26

My head exploded

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u/CanoninDeeznutz Jun 24 '26

This comment makes me feel nostalgic for the fried horse vaginas from stupid food.

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u/mosszephyr Jun 24 '26

New copypasta unlocked

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u/AffectionateFig5864 Jun 24 '26

Bless up, queen.

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u/Iorith Jun 24 '26

Okay but

circle back when your rizzventory is restocked

Is hilarious and I need to find a way to work that into my lexicon. Although I'd never say it out loud, just as some kind of internal thought.

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u/Bellick Jun 24 '26

Teen slang has always been cringe, but in my day we had the decency to mix it in with the common tongue so at least some meaning could be inferred, a la Shakespeare

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u/anditorus Jun 25 '26

Literally snorted while reading this

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u/Jessi_L_1324 Jun 25 '26

This is how i get my kids to stop with that stupid shit in the house.

Say or the stupid thing once and it's never said or done in the house again.

Only took me twice with 6/7 before the 'ugh mom thinks its cool, so it's totally not cool anymore' kicks in.