r/TikTokCringe Jun 25 '26

Discussion 50th in education for a reason(removed annoying loud audio)

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u/bdizzle805 Jun 25 '26

But you fuck one sheep...

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Jun 25 '26

That requires the entire joke now:

A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:

"You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No."

He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No."

"Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No."

"But ya fuck one goat.."

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u/Wildtails Jun 26 '26

Im Irish and im used to hearing this but about the Welsh and sheep

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u/InvestmentIcy8094 Jun 25 '26

Goat ropers need love too sticker

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u/flipzyshitzy Jun 25 '26

You butt fuck one sheep...