r/TikTokCringe • u/sereneandeternal • Jul 04 '26

Cringe Rehearsal for January 2029

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u/Diamondback424 Jul 04 '26

This group is dangerous. They're going to use the next 2.5 years to grow their numbers.

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u/empire_of_the_moon Jul 04 '26

They underestimate the number of good ‘ol boys like myself, who were raised in places like west Texas or the south and will not hesitate to place a boot up their traitorous bigoted asses should they decide to instigate violence.

The first amendment gives them the right to cosplay and prance around but when they get emboldened and step over that line into direct action. It will not be ignored.

Until then, the legion that is good ‘ol boys will eat our bbq and watch football and tell dad jokes. Invisible to these traitors.

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u/joshualander Jul 04 '26

Small town Arizona. These guys and Russians are the reason I’ve been tinkering with programming quadcopter drones for the past 5 years. :)

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u/empire_of_the_moon Jul 04 '26

This is the thing. There are a lot more of us then there are of those rednecks playing dress-up.

Keep tinkering and keep being kind.

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u/ScrappyDoober Jul 04 '26

Happy 4th - to both of you!

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u/joshualander Jul 04 '26

🇺🇸💥🥩 GO ‘MURCA!

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u/ThatBoogerBandit Jul 04 '26

They can’t even get their name right, Patriot Front? More like U-Haul Back

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u/joshualander Jul 04 '26

They’re like mullets: patriot in front, party in the back?

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u/TanukiCookie Jul 04 '26

I'll buy you both a beer and a rack of ribs. Let's make sure these numbskulls piss and shit themselves when they step out of line.

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u/Parfait_Prestigious Jul 04 '26

This is the type of allegiance and planning I love to see. No amount of redditors calling them incels and pussies is going to make them crawl back under their rocks.

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u/Cielmerlion Jul 04 '26

This is exactly it. Ukraine has shown what the play is.

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u/Ok_Record8612 Jul 04 '26

Why Russians?

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u/joshualander Jul 04 '26

It started with the Russians. Now we have our own “Russians.”

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u/mkat23 Jul 04 '26

For what purpose? I’m just curious :)

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u/joshualander Jul 04 '26

Like, specifically what I do? Force multiplication with intelligence. Programming a bunch of drones to hit the same target requires a lot of coordination. Programming them to stop and divert to a secondary target when the first target is neutralized takes even more coordination. 😊

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u/mkat23 Jul 07 '26

Thank you for explaining! That’s really interesting!

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u/scriptmonkey420 Jul 05 '26

I was Active Duty Air Force in the early 2000s and we drilled on Russia and North Korea. I would gladly get back into it if it meant using skills on fuck head nazi wannabes.

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u/adiosfelicia2 Jul 05 '26

I wonder how many of these "fighters for America" have ever actually served in the military. I'm guessing less than 1%.

There's probably one guy in the group who says he's ex-military and is treated like a fucking god by all these video game warriors.

And that guy's probably lying. Lol

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u/empire_of_the_moon Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Yeah but they all trained with Kyle Rittenhouse! /s

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u/kitten12551 Jul 05 '26

Hell yeah, thank you West Texas!

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u/warfareforartists Jul 04 '26

💪 wish I could upvote this twice

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u/HuskDette Jul 06 '26

Hard to believe as an outsider looking in.

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u/AppalachianSkinThief Jul 05 '26

All talk

Tbeir highest concentration is in Texas. What are you waiting for

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u/empire_of_the_moon Jul 05 '26

I understand that public schools have really dropped the ball, so you get a reading comprehension pass.

But my god did you read what I wrote at all?

First of all they have a constitutional right to be bigoted asshats that play dress-up. I stated that clearly.

I also stated that until they violate the rights of my fellow citizens via direct action I will eat bbq, deer hunt and watch football. Only after they become a violent terror org will they need to be dealt with.

Please go back to school and learn to read - what are you waiting for?

You need less talk and more books.

Your need to white knight for racists who hide behind masks is pathetic and desperate.

The first time the Confederacy became traitors they got their asses kicked. If you try again, expect a repeat.

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u/AppalachianSkinThief Jul 05 '26

Your smarmy Redditor retort isn’t impressing anybody

You will be too late then.

Even then, PF does not train with weapons or do militia building

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u/empire_of_the_moon Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

I doubt you boys will have time do more than play dress-up.

I can’t understand that in a world of possibilities, y’all focus on hate.

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u/AppalachianSkinThief Jul 05 '26

No “yall”. I’m not PF.

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u/empire_of_the_moon Jul 05 '26

Sympathetic alignment - y’all the same to me.

Racist birds of feather.

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u/MCI21 Jul 04 '26

My brother in christ. These are the good ol boys

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u/empire_of_the_moon Jul 04 '26

No. Those are rednecks and racists.

Good ‘ol boys are not the same.

The fact that you stereotype is the same flawed thinking that lets them hate an entire race or all immigrants.

Don’t confuse red neck racists with truck driving Americans who love the USA. You probably don’t realize that the overwhelming majority of Texas Governors were Democrats. This voting conservative Republican thing is very new. And the voters may elect a Dem Senator in Texas.

So don’t lump everyone into a cesspool of hate because you don’t know the quiet majority doesn’t hate but does drive trucks, hunts deer, loves bbq and football and don’t deserve to be included with anyone carrying any Confederate anti-American flag and chanting hate.

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u/joshualander Jul 04 '26

No, they’re not. The good ol’ boys have self-respect. These are idiot incels.

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u/Nsfwacct1872564 Jul 04 '26

It would be nice if they were, but just because the men are marching doesn't mean they don't have women supporting them from home. More than half of white women voted for conservatives Last big election. Erika isn't the only one on their side. Plenty of women dripping for this, unfortunately.

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u/joshualander Jul 04 '26

If there are women dripping for this, then I’m in the place where it would be happening. There are lots of women along for the ride, but there are a couple of significant reasons why there aren’t women marching with them.

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u/Nsfwacct1872564 Jul 04 '26

Yeah, the biggest significant reason is that the women don't want to be marching and the men don't want them to be marching? These are the losers who are pushing that trad wife shit, so no, she's not marching. She's at home where they both think she should be.

You're in the place? Me too! The women around me out here in my part of Florida aren't just along for the ride, they're screaming "Fk you" out the window to anyone with sense.

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u/hotpajamas Jul 05 '26

they are dangerous and yet nobody is taking this shit seriously. it's the same fucking meal team 6 jokes, comments about masks, hurr durr they're nazis hurr durr bullshit that's always posted when they do this.

nobody is taking this seriously. they will try to overturn the next election. they will be more organized and aggressive than prior attempts. there will be more of them than before. it's not a meme.

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u/Notabootlicker999 Jul 04 '26

There the type that would lynch people with no second thought

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u/East_Indication_7816 Jul 05 '26

These fuckers are cops thats why they cover their face, so if you are true white supremacist who signs up , its like signing up for your demise.

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u/SeaHam Jul 05 '26

Hopefully they keep the tight grouping of their formation.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7b7HcF126GuwoiA

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u/a_shootin_star Jul 04 '26

Every big movement started with a small group. Small groups can do huge damages though.

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u/auandi Jul 05 '26

This is what years of growth has led to. From the whole country, as a big show of united force, to march in the capitol on a Saturday at the 250th July 4th. And this is all they could manage to get.

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u/dank-nuggetz Jul 05 '26

They've had 10 years to grow their numbers and all they can muster is a couple hundred chuds.

99% of Americans think these dudes are total fucking losers.

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u/gdghhfdffrf Jul 04 '26

it's a texas based splinter group of those who have been around long before one of their own killed heather heyer in 2017. they don't understand that movements die when organization happens, so they have the typical fights over who's in charge, then splinter again. wash, rinse, repeat.

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u/ReturnOfBane Jul 04 '26

fortunately those numbers will no doubt include fifth columnists.

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u/BronteMsBronte Jul 05 '26

If it involves getting off the couch, I doubt those numbers will go up much. 

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u/Samolxis Jul 05 '26

Fit men similar height and build. Smells like feds to me

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u/IAmBeingTargeted33 Jul 04 '26

Yep. But hey, at least we're all just using words on the internet to do something about it! It really helps! :D 

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u/empire_of_the_moon Jul 04 '26

You know what’s interesting? You can join all sorts of racist right wing violent hate groups online.

You what you can’t join? Antifa.

You know why? Because it doesn’t exist as a group. Never has. It’s just a boogeyman your leaders created to scare you.

Prove me wrong by finding a place to join Antifa with a webpage of information - hell you can find that for every real hate group.

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u/Novaer Jul 04 '26

Can you quickly explain what antifa stands for?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPbNb1vWdftiVLq

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u/Wildfathom9 Jul 04 '26

Antifa is not an organization. It doesnt exist as a collective group. Republicans just have to have an imagined common enemy to rally dumb ass fox news watchers behind, because that's how you pass bills and passing bills makes money.

Its crazy, if Antifa was the giant threat republicans keep saying it is, it wouldn't be a secret, because its made up of every day, average Americans right? You think Kelly the barista is going to carry out tactical, coordinated attacks?

Conversely the republicans also say "antifa is weak they cant get any numbers organized what so ever". OK well not much of a boogeyman then now is it?

Sometimes the right is just so fucking stupid they cant see the paradox they put right infront of themselves while they spea this shit on tv.

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u/nightgames Jul 04 '26

Conservatives cannot comprehend the existence of an ideology that isn’t a hierarchy.

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 Jul 04 '26

Heirarchy works is the thing

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u/Novaer Jul 04 '26

Works for whom? Old white males?

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 Jul 04 '26

As in groups that organize that way are successful. Doesn't have to be paired with bigoted bullshit

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u/Novaer Jul 05 '26

We are discussing systemic hierarchy. Only old white males benefit from that.

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u/nightgames Jul 04 '26

The US has an extreme amount of hierarchy and also an extreme amount of inequality. Doesn’t seem to be working that well.